is really fucking disgusting, ya know? I mean seriously, think about it:

Turds and piss, and what happens when you dont shower like right after doing either....I cannot stand myself if I dont shower twice a day; I remodeled my Burg-lair bathroom into a car-wash type scenario so i can wheel through whenever I want and save time and shower as often as I want. On the plus side, i receive highest honors from the whores who grade on hygiene....they really love i am a clean filthy fucker because so many of the weirdo clients they see are NOT very hygienic.


-- Most people (i'd say 85%) have putrid breath most of the time...seriously, men AND women, even a lot of hott chicks I know...I find myself wheeling backwards after the initial introductory kiss. it is ridiculous, why is the human race all full of stank breath??? I never have bad breath unless I eat shrimp scampi....not even when i wake up. Thats karma for you....I was fucked at birth with a fucked up body, but I have nice breath. Generally speaking, women like Holly randall dont want to kiss cripples so a fat lot of good it does me.

-- Boogers, eye boogers, dandruff, ear wAX, DEAD SKIN, ZITS .... FORGET HEART DISEASE or cancer, our external selves are repulsive and deserving to die. Afterall it is more important to look (and smell) good than it is to feel good.

-- Women, almost all women, do NOT like eating cum. Thats why I pay them to do it...and if you're married and your wife gobbles your load, I guarantee you are going to be doing something for her or taking her somewhere or buying her shit real soon. Splooge is not appetizing, no matter what all these whores say.

Most porn whores say they love eating cum.....yet we know "Whores Lie"....ergo, Burglar (and Brandon ironic) pays for the privilege of blatantly blasting ball batter between the lips of attractive women, and the discerning whores like Gian jerkinz know it isnt the splooging that counts, it is the eye contact with the whore looking up at your pathetic fuck face countenance as you observe your DNA disappearing down her digestive tract. No other species on the planet does that except human beings...what does that tell you?