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#496722 - 08/26/10 08:20 PM
The Human body....
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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is really fucking disgusting, ya know? I mean seriously, think about it: Turds and piss, and what happens when you dont shower like right after doing either....I cannot stand myself if I dont shower twice a day; I remodeled my Burg-lair bathroom into a car-wash type scenario so i can wheel through whenever I want and save time and shower as often as I want. On the plus side, i receive highest honors from the whores who grade on hygiene....they really love i am a clean filthy fucker because so many of the weirdo clients they see are NOT very hygienic. -- Most people (i'd say 85%) have putrid breath most of the time...seriously, men AND women, even a lot of hott chicks I know...I find myself wheeling backwards after the initial introductory kiss. it is ridiculous, why is the human race all full of stank breath??? I never have bad breath unless I eat shrimp scampi....not even when i wake up. Thats karma for you....I was fucked at birth with a fucked up body, but I have nice breath. Generally speaking, women like Holly randall dont want to kiss cripples so a fat lot of good it does me. -- Boogers, eye boogers, dandruff, ear wAX, DEAD SKIN, ZITS .... FORGET HEART DISEASE or cancer, our external selves are repulsive and deserving to die. Afterall it is more important to look (and smell) good than it is to feel good. -- Women, almost all women, do NOT like eating cum. Thats why I pay them to do it...and if you're married and your wife gobbles your load, I guarantee you are going to be doing something for her or taking her somewhere or buying her shit real soon. Splooge is not appetizing, no matter what all these whores say. Most porn whores say they love eating cum.....yet we know "Whores Lie"....ergo, Burglar (and Brandon ironic) pays for the privilege of blatantly blasting ball batter between the lips of attractive women, and the discerning whores like Gian jerkinz know it isnt the splooging that counts, it is the eye contact with the whore looking up at your pathetic fuck face countenance as you observe your DNA disappearing down her digestive tract. No other species on the planet does that except human beings...what does that tell you?
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#496723 - 08/26/10 10:48 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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is really fucking disgusting, ya know? I mean seriously, think about it:
Turds and piss, and what happens when you dont shower like right after doing either.... I cannot stand myself if I dont shower twice a day; I remodeled my Burg-lair bathroom into a car-wash type scenario so i can wheel through whenever I want and save time and shower as often as I want. On the plus side, i receive highest honors from the whores who grade on hygiene....they really love i am a clean filthy fucker because so many of the weirdo clients they see are NOT very hygienic.
-- Most people (i'd say 85%) have putrid breath most of the time...seriously, men AND women, even a lot of hott chicks I know...I find myself wheeling backwards after the initial introductory kiss. it is ridiculous, why is the human race all full of stank breath??? I never have bad breath unless I eat shrimp scampi....not even when i wake up. Thats karma for you....I was fucked at birth with a fucked up body, but I have nice breath. Generally speaking, women like Holly randall dont want to kiss cripples so a fat lot of good it does me.
-- Boogers, eye boogers, dandruff, ear wAX, DEAD SKIN, ZITS .... FORGET HEART DISEASE or cancer, our external selves are repulsive and deserving to die. Afterall it is more important to look (and smell) good than it is to feel good.
-- Women, almost all women, do NOT like eating cum. Thats why I pay them to do it...and if you're married and your wife gobbles your load, I guarantee you are going to be doing something for her or taking her somewhere or buying her shit real soon. Splooge is not appetizing, no matter what all these whores say.
Most porn whores say they love eating cum.....yet we know "Whores Lie"....ergo, Burglar (and Brandon ironic) pays for the privilege of blatantly blasting ball batter between the lips of attractive women, and the discerning whores like Gian jerkinz know it isnt the splooging that counts, it is the eye contact with the whore looking up at your pathetic fuck face countenance as you observe your DNA disappearing down her digestive tract. No other species on the planet does that except human beings...what does that tell you?
Word.
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#496725 - 08/27/10 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Awww babe, sorry to hear that. Make sure scabs stay on as long as possible to prevent scarring. Also, take zinc and vitamin C to speed up healing and prevent scarring. And topically, use Bio Oil (CVS, Rite Aid, etc). Get well soon.
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#496727 - 08/28/10 12:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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mark, female cripples (who have some level of attractiveness) are the best fucks....they have that "fat girl gratefulness, enthusiasm and appreciation" going for them without actually being fat, plus they have spent hours alone at home watching sick pervy porn on the 'puter while their wheelchair/mobility device gets medicare approved, so you are getting a female who has been brainwashed by porn to really truly believe that her orgasm is tied directly to how many open mouth cumshots she gobbles...good luck finding this holy grail mark.
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#496728 - 08/29/10 06:18 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 09/19/06
Posts: 42
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Awww babe, sorry to hear that. Make sure scabs stay on as long as possible to prevent scarring. Also, take zinc and vitamin C to speed up healing and prevent scarring. And topically, use Bio Oil (CVS, Rite Aid, etc). Get well soon.
damn Gia, since TMW broke out, didn't know there was another sexy lil bitch that had medical know-how...went in earlier today to get stitches removed and I asked about scarring...nurse said to keep applying the antibiotics/antiseptic gel I was prescribed...I was like WTF, all I got a script for was Oxycontin and nothing else...she was kind of amazed that I was released with only that given the severity of my cuts, so she gave me the sense that it might be too late...FTW...
...then again, I was unconscious through the accident, and ER admittance, so could've been that I came to in a hospital bed, prescription stapled to my forehead for Oxy's, thought it was party time and just ran for the hills...shitty.
will mix my Laphroaig Single Malt with zinc, vitamin C, and Bio Oil to promote healthy healing.
thanks sexy.
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#496729 - 08/29/10 10:15 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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mark, female cripples (who have some level of attractiveness) are the best fucks....they have that "fat girl gratefulness, enthusiasm and appreciation" going for them without actually being fat, plus they have spent hours alone at home watching sick pervy porn on the 'puter while their wheelchair/mobility device gets medicare approved, so you are getting a female who has been brainwashed by porn to really truly believe that her orgasm is tied directly to how many open mouth cumshots she gobbles...good luck finding this holy grail mark.
Many thanks, Burg. You've just opened my eyes to new possibilities. Now I can finally give up midgets.
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#496730 - 08/29/10 11:35 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/29/10
Posts: 124
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mark, female cripples (who have some level of attractiveness) are the best fucks....they have that "fat girl gratefulness, enthusiasm and appreciation" going for them without actually being fat, plus they have spent hours alone at home watching sick pervy porn on the 'puter while their wheelchair/mobility device gets medicare approved, so you are getting a female who has been brainwashed by porn to really truly believe that her orgasm is tied directly to how many open mouth cumshots she gobbles...good luck finding this holy grail mark.
If someone puts up the production budget, would you be interested in finding whores for a snot bukkake shoot? This is right up your alley.
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#496731 - 09/12/10 03:06 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/11/10
Posts: 51
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Millipedes really rub that whole "leg" thing in the face of paraplegics.
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