We twisted the concept of free love spawned in the 60s, and now we equate Fucking with love; we view splooging into an open mouth as the ultimate manifestation of devotion.

How do I know I was really truly in love with holly Randall for 38 days back in 2007? because I never once fantasized about jerking off into her mouth or ramming my wheelchair handle bars into her twat...all i wanted to do was listen to her talk for 23 hours a day. Thank god she is now happily married and I am protected from myself, appreciative that she is still a good friend and hasnt told me to wheel myself off a cliff.

And Cameron keys doesnt think i am cute

And Gia doesnt appreciate I still whack off to her scenes

And Moxie maddron thinks my desire to skull fuck her is just puppy love and not true genuine loving perversion.

Ceara Lunch disowned me as her older brother because I never morphed into one of her losers.

And everyone wonders why I pay for high quality escorts while people are starving in Detroit.....pffft.

Don't sweat it so much Burg- you still won the lottery and every day you are rolling around goes against that grain.

floof i like your map with a burg trail of breadcrumbs/pills better. I am wayyyy too good a wheelchair driver to have that happen, even shitfaced.