Look at this fucking tomfoolery here in Arizona

Ben Quayle

Yes, son of Dan Quayle, former Vice President and loser of a spelling bee to Dexter Manley, but it turns out he moonlighted as douche skank-rater "Brock Landers" on DirtyScottsdale.com

And HE FUCKING WON!

Arizona politics is some zany shit.