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#496608 - 08/25/10 06:30 PM I made a new friend today...
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Registered: 04/18/03
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....and her name is Mara. She is a citizen of the PERVERTED PLANET.

The only things preventing our true love from flourishing are a 14-year age gap, no common interests, and an insurmountable language barrier. Other than than, we are definitely soulmates. Look at the twinkle in her eye!



More pics at the blog at www.brandoniron.com or click here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2010/08/25/i-made-a-new-friend-today


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#496609 - 08/25/10 07:26 PM Re: I made a new friend today...
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Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Can you please make friends with a goddamn optometrist ?
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#496610 - 08/25/10 07:40 PM Re: I made a new friend today...
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Registered: 11/04/05
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Brandon doesn't look at anything on them above their knees.
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#496611 - 08/25/10 10:00 PM Re: I made a new friend today...
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I know you don't care, but seriously....Mara's head was incredible. She did the shake-her-head-like-a-pitbull move totally unprovoked. Her mouth and tongue were like two hobos fighting over a steak.

Mara is a great cocksucker and worth every penny. Emphasis on penny.

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#496612 - 08/25/10 10:53 PM Re: I made a new friend today...
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Registered: 04/11/08
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Gia comment on her earrings in 3...2...1..
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#496613 - 08/25/10 11:18 PM Re: I made a new friend today...
JasonH Offline
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Registered: 02/15/07
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You couldn't take this bitch to get her lip waxed before shooting?
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#496614 - 08/26/10 01:43 AM Re: I made a new friend today...
Brandon_Iron Offline
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The eyebrows were enough for me, sorry. Mara met all my criteria for oral love.
And, more importantly, you did see her ass pics at the blog, didn't you? This girl does a lot of biking, walking, and cycling.

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#496615 - 08/26/10 01:46 AM Re: I made a new friend today...
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Registered: 06/22/07
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do you have a sex life outside of porn?
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#496616 - 08/26/10 02:06 AM Re: I made a new friend today...
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Sir, I do a series called PERVERTED PLANET. I am currently casting over 3 billion women for upcoming roles. My job is 24/7. I must shoot 24 scenes every 7 days. It's in the JM contract.

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#496617 - 08/26/10 03:25 AM Re: I made a new friend today...
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Registered: 09/19/05
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She ought to have held out for a lip-waxing to be included in the deal. Don't be cheap with the girls. She would have looked much cuter.

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#496618 - 08/26/10 03:27 PM Re: I made a new friend today...
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Registered: 04/11/08
Posts: 1265
Quote:

Sir, I do a series called PERVERTED PLANET. I am currently casting over 3 billion women for upcoming roles. My job is 24/7. I must shoot 24 scenes every 7 days. It's in the JM contract.




You should start with Africa.
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#496619 - 08/26/10 05:53 PM Re: I made a new friend today...
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she gots some nice fat tits on her
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#496620 - 08/26/10 06:51 PM Re: I made a new friend today...
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Will someone (Gia, preferably) please teach me how to frame my pics? I have no idea what I'm doing and I'm worried it will start to show soon.


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#496621 - 08/26/10 10:42 PM Re: I made a new friend today...
superloads Offline
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Registered: 04/11/08
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A Gia influence would be a positve for your next installment of I HERPED THE PLANET.
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"Next for me: trannies."

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#496622 - 08/26/10 11:40 PM Re: I made a new friend today...
Brandon_Iron Offline
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I assume your type meant to read I HELPED THE PLANET. Well, thank you, Sir, but I'm not a hero. I'm just a guy doing his job.

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#496623 - 08/26/10 11:46 PM Re: I made a new friend today...
superloads Offline
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Registered: 04/11/08
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You do create jobs for the unemployable (Ryan Knox, most of your models, etc), I'll give you that.
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Rear Admiral:

"If one of these whores gets herpes from me, then so be it."

"Next for me: trannies."

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"This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada." - BigDickDaddy

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#496624 - 08/27/10 06:14 AM Re: I made a new friend today...
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They are more like census jobs, temporary and don't do a lot of long-term good.

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#496625 - 08/27/10 08:18 PM Re: I made a new friend today...
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Registered: 03/29/10
Posts: 124
I call bullshit. Brandon wants Gia to look at his muscles, which are plausibly included by accident in one pic of two. Well played.

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#496626 - 08/27/10 10:52 PM Re: I made a new friend today...
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I call bullshit. Brandon wants Gia to look at his muscles, which are plausibly included by accident in one pic of two. Well played.






Waste of time. No female cares about the muscles or even the facial features of someone that short. Do you think women would have changed their assessment of Tattoo from "Fantasy Island" if he had conditioned biceps?
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#496627 - 08/28/10 07:20 AM Re: I made a new friend today...
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There is only one muscle that gets a workout on me: my Love Muscle. Some say I love too much but I say, "Impossible."

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