Whitney Cummings, hell yes.

Chelsea Handler, yes.

Kathy Griffin, 20 years ago.

Sarah Silverman, 10 years ago.

Joan Rivers, at no time.

When she [and I] were younger, I always had a thing for Maria Bamford.



She's like most of women I dated, cute, petite, blonde, light eyed and very, very mentally ill.



Other Chelsea Lately girls I would like to do in descending attractiveness:
* Natasha Leggero [the cutest of all, great laugh, too]
* Arden Myrin [my weakness for blondes of the pointy chin, fivehead type]
* Jen Kirkman [who could be in the "jolie laide" thread, too]




The one's I wouldn't fuck [but CXXX would love] in descending order of unattractiveness [most heinous first]:
Loni Love [a woman only CXXX could lust for]
Sarah Colonna [ugly diseased whore]
Heather McDonald [1/2 tranny who doesn't like sex]
Christina Pazsitzky [which is odd, actually]