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#495708 - 08/17/10 11:52 PM comedians you want to bang....
Anonymous
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Yes...I am well aware of the generalist/generic ver of this post/topic/thread....but fuck it....


I want a Whitney Cummings, Chelsea Handler, Kathy Griffin, Sarah Silverman and Joan Rivers....reverse gang bang.....shit it may just get creative and people may die.


I know its a well known fact that secretly....chicks want to be gang banged by Andrew “Dice” Clay, Gilbert Gottfried, Carrot Top, Pauly Shore and Don Rickles.

Don’t worry you can have “alternates” also as well....

So what’s your take on this Larry King moment.....

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#495709 - 08/17/10 11:55 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
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For some reason I thought you'd be all over Paula Poundstone.
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#495710 - 08/18/10 12:04 AM Re: comedians you want to bang....
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Quote:

For some reason I thought you'd be all over Paula Poundstone.




well played....

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#495711 - 08/18/10 06:24 AM Re: comedians you want to bang....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Whitney Cummings, hell yes.

Chelsea Handler, yes.

Kathy Griffin, 20 years ago.

Sarah Silverman, 10 years ago.

Joan Rivers, at no time.

When she [and I] were younger, I always had a thing for Maria Bamford.



She's like most of women I dated, cute, petite, blonde, light eyed and very, very mentally ill.



Other Chelsea Lately girls I would like to do in descending attractiveness:
* Natasha Leggero [the cutest of all, great laugh, too]
* Arden Myrin [my weakness for blondes of the pointy chin, fivehead type]
* Jen Kirkman [who could be in the "jolie laide" thread, too]




The one's I wouldn't fuck [but CXXX would love] in descending order of unattractiveness [most heinous first]:
Loni Love [a woman only CXXX could lust for]
Sarah Colonna [ugly diseased whore]
Heather McDonald [1/2 tranny who doesn't like sex]
Christina Pazsitzky [which is odd, actually]
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#495712 - 08/18/10 11:09 AM Re: comedians you want to bang....
JasonH Offline
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Registered: 02/15/07
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[tritone]Lisa Lampanelli[/tritone]
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#495713 - 08/18/10 12:49 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
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Registered: 07/01/10
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Loc: lost..still seaching for where...

Love Chelsea Handler! I think her personality does it more for me than anything ;P

Shayma Tash

Natasha Leggero

April Macie

Ellyn Daniels
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#495714 - 08/18/10 03:28 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Kathy Griffin
Sara Silverman

Also Aisha Tyler though I don't think she's that good of a comedian.

Margaret Cho?

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#495715 - 08/18/10 03:32 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
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Quote:

Kathy Griffin
Sara Silverman

Also Aisha Tyler though I don't think she's that good of a comedian.

Margaret Cho?





Admit it Turdtone, you want to shag Eddie Murphy in drag.
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#495716 - 08/18/10 03:49 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
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Posts: 1958
Quote:

Quote:

Kathy Griffin
Sara Silverman

Also Aisha Tyler though I don't think she's that good of a comedian.

Margaret Cho?





Admit it Turdtone, you want to shag Eddie Murphy in drag.




Shove-it, you pill-avatar dickhead!

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#495717 - 08/18/10 04:06 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Whitney Cummings looked great on the David Hasselhoff Roast last week.

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#495718 - 08/18/10 04:12 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
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Quote:

admit it Turdtone, you want to shag Eddie Murphy in drag.




Panzer and Nigger-Boy can swap the trannie porn they illegally download.
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#495719 - 08/18/10 04:52 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
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Quote:

Quote:

admit it Turdtone, you want to shag Eddie Murphy in drag.




Panzer and Nigger-Boy can swap the trannie porn they illegally download.




How Jigaloo spends his spare time:

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Pretty sad, really. Note how the arrival times sometimes cross over minute boundaries I think he is actually spamming these manually. Lots of misplaced rage.



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#495720 - 08/19/10 02:27 AM Re: comedians you want to bang....
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Jamie Pressly


Elizabeth Banks


And the Ukelele girl from Scrubs



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#495721 - 08/19/10 03:09 AM Re: comedians you want to bang....
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Would happily fuck Sarah Silverman, although she clearly has seen better days. Some of the other women are extremely attractive, but I am not familiar with their comedy skills. Too busy reading about the Philippi races and Rich Mountain.

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#495722 - 08/19/10 07:49 AM Re: comedians you want to bang....
John West Fan Offline
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Posts: 663
I'm thinking Sarah Silverman has gone past her expiration date.



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Edited by John West Fan (08/19/10 07:50 AM)

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#495723 - 08/19/10 07:55 AM Re: comedians you want to bang....
have2cit Offline
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^^^ That's the reason Kimmel gave her the boot.

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#495724 - 08/19/10 08:32 AM Re: comedians you want to bang....
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And her ass is prolly hairier than Panzer's.
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#495725 - 08/19/10 08:42 AM Re: comedians you want to bang....
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
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That's it Sarah, backup just a little bit more.


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#495726 - 08/19/10 10:18 AM Re: comedians you want to bang....
Coyote Offline
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Registered: 03/29/10
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Maria Bamford, Sarah Silverman, Laura Kightlinger, and generally any female comedian. It's a small field. If she can kneel she's on the list.

Kennedy Montgomery may have never done standup, but she's on the list too.

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#495727 - 08/19/10 01:07 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
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isnt whitney cummings a tranny?somethings always been off about her look and voice.not to mention theyre always joking about her balls or having a dick.
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#495728 - 08/19/10 02:47 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
Anonymous
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Quote:

Kathy Griffin
Sara Silverman

Also Aisha Tyler though I don't think she's that good of a comedian.

Margaret Cho?





Aisha Tyler....yummy.....I do love her voice over work on Archer....

Quote:

Jamie Pressly

Elizabeth Banks






I never quite thought of Pressly or Banks as actual comedians.....as in like "stand up" routines and such...Jaime Pressly looks very good in Poison Ivy: The New Seduction and Elizabeth Banks was pretty cute even in W.

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#495729 - 08/19/10 04:41 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
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Quote:

isnt whitney cummings a tranny?



I see her at the gym all the time. Without makeup, she is very plain Jane. I have only seen snippets of her act on Comedy Central promotions and she appears to be another broad doing "forced" comedy thinking she is funny. Let me be "outrageous" by being very sexually graphic because I am a girl. LMAO? yeah right.
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#495730 - 08/19/10 06:44 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

I never quite thought of Pressly or Banks as actual comedians.....




They aren't. At best they are comic actresses.

I often confuse Elizabeth Banks with Melissa Sagemiller.

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#495731 - 08/19/10 07:10 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
backdoorman Offline
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....but Pressly is hot as fuck !


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Edited by backdoorman (08/19/10 07:10 PM)
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#495732 - 08/19/10 07:15 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
John Floofin Offline
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Iliza Shlesinger





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#495733 - 08/20/10 12:45 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
Quote:

How Jigaloo spends his spare time:

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(Removed the other screen caps)

Pretty sad, really. Note how the arrival times sometimes cross over minute boundaries I think he is actually spamming these manually. Lots of misplaced rage.





Schwartza-Boy, did you forget this thread?
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#495734 - 08/20/10 02:55 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
If it gets a reaction from fake Tritone I think Jigaloo's time is well spent, nigger.

Change your username back to Tritone and abandon your project of being a shit poster please.
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#495735 - 08/21/10 12:33 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
Newports Offline
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Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
Chelsea Peretti


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#495736 - 08/21/10 09:14 PM Re: comedians you want to bang....
Anonymous
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Quote:

....but Pressly is hot as fuck !





+1,000 for the BDM!

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