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A Gaithersburg man accused of squirting semen from a bottle onto a grocery shopper last month was arrested this week in a similar case and may have done the same thing at least twice before, officials said Tuesday.


On July 15 at a Giant Food store in Gaithersburg, police said, a man discharged fluid from a small bottle similar to those used to hold hand sanitizer and then snapped a photo of the act with his cellphone. The victim saved her unwashed shirt and skirt, providing investigators with a possible DNA sample.


Michael Wayne Edwards Jr., 28, has been charged in that incident and in another at a Michaels craft store, also in Gaithersburg. Police said that after questioning Edwards, they are looking for at least two more victims.

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/08/03/AR2010080306707.html

Michaels craft store, huh? At least she can scrapbook her police report.

"I think he has a bright future as a happiness consultant."

A drive-by Bukkake?

Gaithersburg is a high end almost exurbish suburb in Montgomery county, Maryland populated by moderately high income bureaucrats, lobbyists, and Government contractors. The really rich ones live closer to Great Falls in Potomac though. Guess that one of the hoi polloi got loose in what was intended to be MILF paradise for those lucky enough to avail themselves of the Federal Government's iron rice bowl.

He doesn t look repentant in the least

Perhaps he feels at home when incarcerated.