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#494692 - 08/11/10 12:33 AM Ask Coke
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Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43



Coke Stevenson is a true renaissance man. He is an expert on politics, history, pyschology, economics, social science, drugs, relationships, strip clubs, whores etc etc. He holds degrees in several subjects and is obviously possessed with an amazing intellect. This is your opportunity to ask him anything (although he may choose to ignore your question). Not sure how to invest your savings? Ask Coke. Feel like killing yourself? Ask Coke. Don't understand why your bitch is acting that way? Ask Coke.


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#494693 - 08/11/10 01:14 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Gia, I'm hoping my first question will be from you. Let's figure out what is happening in your relationship that is making you so blue. Unburden yourself my child.
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#494694 - 08/11/10 07:24 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Hey Coke, what's better: Pepsi or Coca Cola?

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#494695 - 08/11/10 08:27 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Registered: 09/19/05
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How are you and Hugo Lafayette Black getting on in the afterlife? Lack of Federal jurisdiction, wasn't that bitch?

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#494696 - 08/11/10 08:36 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Registered: 08/07/08
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Do you think the Libtards will lose either of the houses of Congress in upcoming elections?

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#494697 - 08/11/10 08:47 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

Hey Coke, what's better: Pepsi or Coca Cola?





Coke
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#494698 - 08/11/10 08:51 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

How are you and Hugo Lafayette Black getting on in the afterlife? Lack of Federal jurisdiction, wasn't that bitch?





Why would I give a shit about this KKK member Democrat appointed to the court by FDR?

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#494699 - 08/11/10 08:59 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

Do you think the Libtards will lose either of the houses of Congress in upcoming elections?





I think they'll lose the House. Clinton adviser Dick Morris believes they'll lose both houses and that an entire generation of Democrat politicians will be wiped out in reponse to Odumba's socialist overreach. The American people instinctively understand that Odumba lied to get elected (portraying himself as a fiscally responsible tax cutter- LOL) and must be defanged to minimize further damage to the country. He is in a race to do as much damage as possible while he still can.
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#494700 - 08/11/10 09:21 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:




Coke Stevenson is a true renaissance man. He is an expert on politics, history, pyschology, economics, social science, drugs, relationships, strip clubs, whores etc etc. He holds degrees in several subjects and is obviously possessed with an amazing intellect. This is your opportunity to ask him anything (although he may choose to ignore your question). Not sure how to invest your savings? Ask Coke. Feel like killing yourself? Ask Coke. Don't understand why your bitch is acting that way? Ask Coke.





thanks for asking my question for me... wuts with you?.
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#494701 - 08/11/10 09:48 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

wuts with you?




I'm fine




Quote:

thanks for asking my question for me -"Don't understand why your bitch is acting that way?"





Obviously your honey has finally put two and two together. Your lack of interest in the bedroom combined with your giddy enthusiasm for going on trips with the boys hockey team made the obvious unavoidable. If you want her to start acting normal, you need to help her put the blinders back on. Start bringing her flowers and considerate gifts. Stop gushing about which players are so cute that you could eat them up.

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#494702 - 08/11/10 02:36 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Coke,

Are you aware that there are "black" strip clubs in the South in which you can go into a special room and get your dick sucked (and sometimes even more) ... ?




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#494703 - 08/11/10 04:40 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

Coke,

Are you aware that there are "black" strip clubs in the South in which you can go into a special room and get your dick sucked (and sometimes even more) ... ?






I'm sure there are such places, but they hold no interest for me. The only black women I'm attracted to are the ones that have white features (like Halle Berry, Tyra Banks etc). Black women who don't have much white in them remind me of the naked pygmies in National Geographic with flapjack titties.


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#494704 - 08/11/10 05:26 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

Quote:

wuts with you?




I'm fine




Quote:

thanks for asking my question for me -"Don't understand why your bitch is acting that way?"





Obviously your honey has finally put two and two together. Your lack of interest in the bedroom combined with your giddy enthusiasm for going on trips with the boys hockey team made the obvious unavoidable. If you want her to start acting normal, you need to help her put the blinders back on. Start bringing her flowers and considerate gifts. Stop gushing about which players are so cute that you could eat them up.






and theres my bitch. i was worried, you'd been ignoring me.
carry on.
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#494705 - 08/12/10 04:29 PM Re: Ask Coke
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how old are you? if you think that icon is cool, you must be at least 40.

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#494706 - 08/12/10 05:06 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Coke, can you show us a photo of your kitchen or living room?
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#494707 - 08/12/10 05:32 PM Re: Ask Coke
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^^^ You're feeling guilty about Charin and trying to make him feel better, aren't you?

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#494708 - 08/12/10 07:31 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

how old are you? if you think that icon is cool, you must be at least 40.





I'm close to Gia's age, which is why we are destined to be lovers
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#494709 - 08/12/10 07:33 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

Coke, can you show us a photo of your kitchen or living room?





yes, but I'll pm them to you
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#494710 - 08/12/10 07:38 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

^^^ You're feeling guilty about Charin and trying to make him feel better, aren't you?





why would a non-entity like Charin make anyone feel guilty. He hangs out at AA meetings (party!). He's an elderly hick with a hoopty camper, 2003 Subaru and rummage sale furniture.
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#494711 - 08/12/10 07:40 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Right. My money says your furniture is still worse. Your "I'll PM it to you" evasion confirms it.

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#494712 - 08/12/10 07:43 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Right. My money says your furniture is still worse. Your "I'll PM it to you" evasion confirms it.






my sofa probably costs more than your car. life just aint fair!
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#494713 - 08/12/10 07:49 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Since you seem to be in a gloating mood, I'm sure you'll be happy to post us a pic to prove it, yes? We don't need to see your entire mansion. The sofa will suffice.

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#494714 - 08/12/10 07:55 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

Quote:

^^^ You're feeling guilty about Charin and trying to make him feel better, aren't you?





why would a non-entity like Charin make anyone feel guilty. He hangs out at AA meetings (party!). He's an elderly hick with a hoopty camper, 2003 Subaru and rummage sale furniture.




I chaired the home group tonight, 3 anniversaries. 36, 34, and 29 years. Yes, it was a party.

You couldn't afford a new Winnebago.

I loved my Subaru, but I bought a 2010 truck to haul a motorcycle behind the RV.

I'm very happy with the things I have. If I wanted different things, I'd get them.
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#494715 - 08/12/10 07:56 PM Re: Ask Coke
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You ever forget and check in to a net with "Hi I'm Chuck and I'm a ham and an alcoholic " ?
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#494716 - 08/12/10 08:00 PM Re: Ask Coke
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I've worked a voice mode less than a dozen times - but two of those were checking into a Friends of Bill W. net on SSB. I remember I had Maggie in the shack, and we talked to a guy from NYC not very long after 9-11.
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#494717 - 08/12/10 08:04 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Hey Cokestr, seen GF32 yet?
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#494718 - 08/12/10 09:47 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Coke,

How can I properly vent my rage at the outrageous illegal immigrant problem in this country? WTF it's all about cheap jobs and cheap votes.

California is a haven for this garbage and they're 500 billion in the hole. Arizona is trying to get their act together, God bless them and Jan Brewer.

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#494719 - 08/13/10 01:45 AM Re: Ask Coke
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boycott albertos and mow your own lawn from now on.
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#494720 - 08/14/10 07:40 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

Hey Cokestr, seen GF32 yet?






No, I haven't.

It's off-putting that someone your age is still actively perverted.
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#494721 - 08/14/10 07:47 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

It's off-putting that someone your age is still actively perverted.





Chuck, don't listen to the blowhard. He's just jealous. Even this, err, umm, lady, is still out of his league:



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#494722 - 08/14/10 07:54 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

Coke,

How can I properly vent my rage at the outrageous illegal immigrant problem in this country? WTF it's all about cheap jobs and cheap votes.

California is a haven for this garbage and they're 500 billion in the hole. Arizona is trying to get their act together, God bless them and Jan Brewer.







I've never been a fan of bumper stickers. They're white trashy and fuck up the appearance of beautiful vehicles. But I'm starting to retink this. I recently complimented someone who had few a poignant and stinging bumper stickers about illegals. I forget the exact wording. They said things like "enforce our laws - start deporting!", "stop handouts for anchor babies" etc etc. The owner of the vehicle with the stickers told me that since he added them, offended hispanics and liberals give him deliberate hateful looks several times a day. He gets to look them straight in the eye and flip the bird. This sounds extremely satisfying. Try finding some good stickers.
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#494723 - 08/14/10 07:57 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

Quote:

It's off-putting that someone your age is still actively perverted.





Chuck, don't listen to the blowhard. He's just jealous. Even this, err, umm, lady, is still out of his league:








is that Charin? looks like he got contacts. you know he can't afford lasic
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#494724 - 08/14/10 08:01 PM Re: Ask Coke
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#494725 - 08/15/10 03:43 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Coke, can we win in Afghanistan?

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#494726 - 08/15/10 08:17 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Coke, can we win in Afghanistan?






Can we? Of course. Will the political class allow us to do what is necessary to win? Starting to doubt. It's turning into Viet fucking Nam.
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#494727 - 08/15/10 08:43 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Me and Maggie predicted that when boosh stole '00.
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#494728 - 08/15/10 09:01 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

Me and Maggie predicted that when boosh stole '00.





You're senility is really starting to show. 1)America was not engaged with Afganistan in '00. 2)It's not normal to give hoopty campers names like Maggie or Bessie, no matter how many decades they've been in your family. 3)Not allowing Gore to conduct endless selective recounts in cherry-picked counties where he had the ability to add bullshit votes did not amount to "stealing the election".
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#494729 - 08/17/10 08:14 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Coke, what is wrong/right about the following asset diversification scheme...what would you change/do different?

Real Estate - 28%
Stocks - 30%
Bonds (all types) - 12%
Precious Metals & Commodities - 18%
Cash - 12%


Also, help me solve the following problem: Pervert X goes to strip club where he is known and well liked as a regular, non-psycho normal pervert. He engages whore Y for several hours of time in a private quiet booth in the back for the sum of 400 bucks plus booze. Terms are struck for Pervert X to bring Whore Y back to his hotel room for the evening (say from 2 am until breakfast), and a flat rate of 1500 bucks for the entire time span is agreed upon. The variable here is the "tip", which Pervert X wants calculated according to the number of splooges Whore Y manages to cause him to attain....an extra 100 bucks per splooge, with a Bonus of 400 bucks if she manages to gobble 3 splooges. Whore Y however insists that, if her tip is to be based upon the loads she squeezes out of Pervert X, the higher she goes in the splooge department, the greater the tip she gets, which should escalate on something more than a straight/linear rate. she insists on a 10% of the total fee (1500) tip for each of the first 2 pops, 35% for 3 pops, and 50% for 4. She thinks highly of her oral skills so she feels justified in asking for this.

I'm seriously thinking of spiking her Chambord with 3 or 4 crushed Oxys so she just passes out and I can beat off on her at my leisure. Please help before I do something to get myself arrested.
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#494730 - 08/17/10 11:43 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Depends. How many mgs are the Oxys?
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#494732 - 08/17/10 04:18 PM Re: Ask Coke
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If she's so good, knock the rate down to $1000, then $150 each for the first 2 pops and $500 each for pops 3 and 4.
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#494733 - 08/17/10 05:13 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Also, help me solve the following problem: Pervert X goes to strip club where he is known and well liked as a regular, non-psycho normal pervert. He engages whore Y for several hours of time in a private quiet booth in the back for the sum of 400 bucks plus booze. Terms are struck for Pervert X to bring Whore Y back to his hotel room for the evening (say from 2 am until breakfast), and a flat rate of 1500 bucks for the entire time span is agreed upon. The variable here is the "tip", which Pervert X wants calculated according to the number of splooges Whore Y manages to cause him to attain....an extra 100 bucks per splooge, with a Bonus of 400 bucks if she manages to gobble 3 splooges. Whore Y however insists that, if her tip is to be based upon the loads she squeezes out of Pervert X, the higher she goes in the splooge department, the greater the tip she gets, which should escalate on something more than a straight/linear rate. she insists on a 10% of the total fee (1500) tip for each of the first 2 pops, 35% for 3 pops, and 50% for 4. She thinks highly of her oral skills so she feels justified in asking for this.





Hello Burg,

Just ignore the line-up of losers and amateurs trying to offer unsolicited advice.

I always find it awkward and unseemly to discuss specifics like how many pops I expect or the amount of compensation. The way I'd play it is as follows. When you've isolated your target and know that she is the type of dancer that is open to "extras", blow her away with a $1000 tip. Lead her to believe that's what you normally lay on your favorite girls. Let her figure out on her own (but don't say directly) that there's a chance for you to become a regular or for a sugar daddy relationship. You should have no problem getting her back to your room and getting whatever you want for the entirety of the night.



Quote:

I'm seriously thinking of spiking her Chambord with 3 or 4 crushed Oxys so she just passes out and I can beat off on her at my leisure. Please help before I do something to get myself arrested.






Bad idea for a multitude of reasons. Most of these chicks are already on any number of meds: prozac, xanax, wellbutrin etc etc etc. You don't want a castrophe on your hands. Don't fuck with it. Just drink mixers (prepared by yourself), so she'll have to do the same. Put about half a shot in your drinks and about 2 shots in hers. Then give her shit for being a killjoy and not matching you drink for drink.




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Real Estate - 28%
Stocks - 30%
Bonds (all types) - 12%
Precious Metals & Commodities - 18%
Cash - 12%





Your allocation is spot on and timely for present conditions. In particular, I like your low exposure to stocks. The bond market is changing (gov issuers having higher ratings than they deserve/junk bonds coming back big etc), so I'd be as conservative as possible in this area.

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#494734 - 08/17/10 05:17 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Coke- What do you know about the late former Commandant of the United States Marine Corps and winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor for his valor at Tarawa, General David Monroe Shoup?

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#494735 - 08/17/10 10:00 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Coke,

On the asset allocation scheme, wouldn't that 30% in stock include some exposure to foreign markets? Say Canada, Singapore, South Korea? Believe me, the fuckers that run Singapore know how to stomp on evil doers.

On the precious metals - buying the real stuff or a Gold Fund like GLD?

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#494736 - 08/18/10 09:59 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Go with real gold and more cash !
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#494737 - 08/18/10 06:38 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:


On the precious metals - buying the real stuff or a Gold Fund like GLD?





Buying physical gold and holding onto it is for insurance salesmen and little old ladies worried about their $20,000 savings. A lot of those firms running advertisments are shady and prey on dummies. Some charge substantial mark ups and make money by charging a lot for things like shipping and storage. Serious investors and pros mainly use ETFs, where each share represents 1/10 of an ounce. I personally use the one you mentioned (SPYDR gold shares - GLD).


Quote:


On the asset allocation scheme, wouldn't that 30% in stock include some exposure to foreign markets? Say Canada, Singapore, South Korea?





definitely

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#494738 - 08/22/10 04:15 AM Re: Ask Coke
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In your opinion, what racial group represents the lowest form of humanity as defined by a failure to evolve? In other words, what is the most primitive group of humans?
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#494739 - 08/22/10 09:54 AM Re: Ask Coke
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In your opinion, what racial group represents the lowest form of humanity as defined by a failure to evolve? In other words, what is the most primitive group of humans?






This is a tricky question. I can say for certain that the lowest form of Asian are Hmong. They are the inbred hillbillies of the Laos/Thailand/China mountains and are mocked by lowland gooks. They are short, squat and have enormous heads. I've lived in Minneapolis and Milwaukee, which have two of the largest Hmong populations in the the country, so I've seen them in action. They do things like cover one room of their rented home with 6 inches of dirt to raise worms or try to grow plants indoors. They hang out in parks trying to catch snakes and frogs for food. They free snakehead carp from their native lands in local midwestern waters so they will have a plentiful eating supply, impervious to the fact that it destroys the native species and may destroy the entire of Great Lakes. Even if they can't speak Ringrish (English), they know their way around welfare handout programs better than any other group. Even better than spooks and white liberal bureaucrats. They are disgusting specimens of humanity.

However, once in a while one of the Hmong kids who was rejected by their many street gangs will win math or spelling contests. This shows that they have an Adolph Eichman-like ability to follow instructions and complete tasks that they have no ability to understand. You almost never see this in spooks. Spooks who have been here for about 400 years routinely get passed economically by new inmigrant groups within one generation. Their helplessness and dependence seems to be genetic. I also observed in Minneapolis that new African immigrants from Somalia behave exactly like American spooks within a few years of being in the country. I mean EXACTLY the same (gangs, welfare, blaming whitey, crack, absence of values etc etc). In final analysis, the negroid-type is less able to adapt and thrive on its own than the asiatic mongoloid-type.
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#494740 - 08/22/10 09:58 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Even if they can't speak Ringrish (English), they know there way around




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#494741 - 08/22/10 11:39 AM Re: Ask Coke
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coke, recreation or desperation?.[the pic, not your drug use.]




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#494742 - 08/22/10 06:01 PM Re: Ask Coke
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coke, recreation or desperation?.[the pic, not your drug use.]










Obviously, it's desperation. I've been predicting this for years. As soon as we started building a wall on the border, spics started trying to float over. Until we agree to send handouts and welfare to Mexicans who stay in Mexico, they'll keep a comin'.

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#494743 - 08/25/10 01:49 AM Re: Ask Coke
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In regard to your comments on Hmong people, I'm sure you're well aware that this was the ethnic group who moved next door to Clint Eastwood in the movie Gran Torino. In it, the Hmong girl was raped by her cousin. Would you say this behavior is typical?

On a side note, how would you compare the Aboriginal people to the Hmong?

One final question. Examine the picture of the girl in the link below. Her facial features and structure clearly indicate she is of the finest Central European stock. As it is well known, Central (not eastern) Europeans are the most evolved, sophisticated, and beautiful people to walk the face of the Earth. In your opinion, what do the dark races think when they are confronted with such perfection?
http://www.planetf1.com/f1-babes/photo-gallery/6320174/It-s-The-Best-Of-The-Babes#


Edited by JasonH (08/25/10 02:23 AM)
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#494744 - 08/25/10 05:59 AM Re: Ask Coke
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is gonzo420 gone be on the run from the fbi soon?
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#494745 - 08/25/10 03:48 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Coke, what's your stance on gays? Do you think we're all like olinka or fuck everything that moves or do you think it depends on the person? what's your stance on gay marriage? do you think it's horrible or do you think we have the right to be as miserable and bitching about pre-nups like the rest of you?
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#494746 - 08/25/10 10:06 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Coke, what's your stance on gays? Do you think we're all like olinka or fuck everything that moves or do you think it depends on the person? what's your stance on gay marriage? do you think it's horrible or do you think we have the right to be as miserable and bitching about pre-nups like the rest of you?





Gays do "fuck everything that moves" in the sense that there is no one (a female) involved in their transactions to put a brake on things. If 2 male fruits go on a first date, it's a given that they'll have sex that night. If a fruit spots another fruit he finds attractive in a desolete reststop mensroom, someone is going to get blown. Straight males seize on whatever opportunities come down the road as well, but the hole has to be attached to a female.


The federal government and federal courts have no authority to meddle in fruit marriage. It is not mentioned anywhere in the Constitution, which means it is up to individual states to decide. Liberal judical activists (rapists of the Constitution) claim that while it is not mentioned, the Constitution has "emanations from penumbras" which hint that the right exists -hilarious. That said, I would be in favor of the state I live in giving the same rights/benefits to homo partners as it does to straight marriage spouses. I think most people agree with this, but many are just bothered by the application of the word "marriage" to this situation. This is not hard to understand. Can't fruits just be happy with their equal spousal rights/benefits? Why must they rub everyone's nose in it by insisting on calling it marriage? Their neurotic need to feel "normal" is unreasonable.




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#494747 - 08/25/10 10:12 PM Re: Ask Coke
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In regard to your comments on Hmong people, I'm sure you're well aware that this was the ethnic group who moved next door to Clint Eastwood in the movie Gran Torino. In it, the Hmong girl was raped by her cousin. Would you say this behavior is typical?




Fucking relatives is no big deal for Hmong. Like I said, they are the hillbillies of Asia. Mountain people.



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On a side note, how would you compare the Aboriginal people to the Hmong?





Aborginals are spooks that broke off way from the main line way back when Australia broke off from Africa. They stopped evolving because they were isolated and lived in a habitat that was static (devoid of new stimuli). In some ways, Hmong are to the asiatic type as aboriginals are to the negroid type. If regular gooks were trout or bass, Hmong would be a primitive roughfish like the carp. This is kind of ironic when you consider that they love carp so much that brought their own (Asian carp) with them to this country from gookland.



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One final question. Examine the picture of the girl in the link below. Her facial features and structure clearly indicate she is of the finest Central European stock. As it is well known, Central (not eastern) Europeans are the most evolved, sophisticated, and beautiful people to walk the face of the Earth. In your opinion, what do the dark races think when they are confronted with such perfection?
http://www.planetf1.com/f1-babes/photo-gallery/6320174/It-s-The-Best-Of-The-Babes#




The link doesn't work, but naturally the primitives try to improve the liklihood that their offspring will be able to survive by breeding with partners of superior genes. If William Hung won the lottery, he'd likely try for an attractive white sex partner. If a spook signs a lucrative basketball contract with a jewboy, he immediatly buys several hot blonds. It's darwinism in action.


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#494748 - 08/26/10 02:39 AM Re: Ask Coke
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The link doesn't work, but naturally the primitives try to improve the liklihood that their offspring will be able to survive by breeding with partners of superior genes. If William Hung won the lottery, he'd likely try for an attractive white sex partner. If a spook signs a lucrative basketball contract with a jewboy, he immediatly buys several hot blonds. It's darwinism in action.





Here is the chick I was referring to.


I assume that when you mentioned "breeding" you are also referring to rape since the mud races don't discriminate between the two?

Assuming the hypothetical negro doesn't have a lottery ticket or sports contract, do you think it would be normal for him to experience feelings of anger and rage when confronted by the girl in the picture? Would his mind drift to thoughts of rape, violence, and eventually murder, like the simians who raped and murdered Channon Christian and Chris Newsome? Would the feelings of rage be exacerbated at the realization that every ugly and inferior trait of his mongrel spawn would come from his DNA?
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#494749 - 08/26/10 03:21 AM Re: Ask Coke
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The excessive pride and violence endemic to thug life comes straight outta ole Dixie.

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#494750 - 08/26/10 05:31 AM Re: Ask Coke
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The excessive pride and violence endemic to thug life comes straight outta ole Dixie.




Yeah, because the inner city gangs are just full of peace, love, rainbows, and purple unicorns.


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#494751 - 08/26/10 02:25 PM Re: Ask Coke
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They learned this behavior from white Southerners during the slavery era.

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#494752 - 08/26/10 02:32 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Yes, kids who never attended a history class in their lives learned violence from the pre-civil war era whites. Sorry I don't believe in genetic memory.

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#494753 - 08/26/10 02:38 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Customs, habits, mores, etcetera are passed down from generation to generation.

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#494754 - 08/26/10 02:40 PM Re: Ask Coke
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ya that was great ivor. mogadishu was just swarming with white southerners a few generations ago wasn't it?.
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#494755 - 08/26/10 02:44 PM Re: Ask Coke
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ripped this question off from one of your attachments...



Coke, what's your feel good secret?.



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#494756 - 08/26/10 02:52 PM Re: Ask Coke
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There are parallels between inner city thug life behavior and that of the antebellum plantation slave-owning aristocrat.

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#494757 - 08/26/10 03:02 PM Re: Ask Coke
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There are parallels between inner city thug life behavior and that of the antebellum plantation slave-owning aristocrat.


Please elaborate.
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#494758 - 08/26/10 03:53 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

There are parallels between inner city thug life behavior and that of the antebellum plantation slave-owning aristocrat.




Links?

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#494759 - 08/26/10 03:57 PM Re: Ask Coke
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well played jim. thanks.
asking the black hole of bandwidth to elaborate could be disastrous.
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#494760 - 08/26/10 04:08 PM Re: Ask Coke
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There are parallels between inner city thug life behavior and that of blackholes.
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#494761 - 08/26/10 04:14 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Quote:

Quote:

There are parallels between inner city thug life behavior and that of the antebellum plantation slave-owning aristocrat.


Please elaborate.




Please don't! Just admit it was a troll post, or a bad joke, or you were just pulling shit out of your ass to stir the pot, anything else but committing to the idiocy by elaborating.


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#494762 - 08/26/10 07:30 PM Re: Ask Coke
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Marriage is a religious sacrament. The government should leave it alone. Certainly no telling churches who they can and can't marry. People should be able to enter into legal social partnerships, with a menu of items to share, such as financial, children, medical. If you want a full church wedding with snake handlers and a binding contract, fine. If you want to marry 3 woman and a midget in a lesbian Unitarian fellowship, fine. None of the government's fucking business.
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#494763 - 08/27/10 02:01 AM Re: Ask Coke
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Marriage is a religious sacrament. The government should leave it alone. Certainly no telling churches who they can and can't marry.




No one is talking about telling churches who can and can't marry. That whole thing is about the legal privileges afforded under law that you got into later.

Whether or not you call it marriage for legal purposes is just a surface issue gays don't want to give on for social status reasons.

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#494764 - 08/27/10 04:04 AM Re: Ask Coke
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My point is the government should not officially recognize any marriage, any more than a baptism or communion. And if Panzer and his granny, or Brandon and Ryan, or Mom and Pop Kettle want to enter into a legally binding social contract, fine.

It would be easy to set up the nuts and bolts.
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