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#494692 - 08/11/10 12:33 AM
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Registered: 06/22/07
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Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Coke Stevenson is a true renaissance man. He is an expert on politics, history, pyschology, economics, social science, drugs, relationships, strip clubs, whores etc etc. He holds degrees in several subjects and is obviously possessed with an amazing intellect. This is your opportunity to ask him anything (although he may choose to ignore your question). Not sure how to invest your savings? Ask Coke. Feel like killing yourself? Ask Coke. Don't understand why your bitch is acting that way? Ask Coke.
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#494693 - 08/11/10 01:14 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Gia, I'm hoping my first question will be from you. Let's figure out what is happening in your relationship that is making you so blue. Unburden yourself my child.
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#494695 - 08/11/10 08:27 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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How are you and Hugo Lafayette Black getting on in the afterlife? Lack of Federal jurisdiction, wasn't that bitch?
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#494696 - 08/11/10 08:36 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
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Do you think the Libtards will lose either of the houses of Congress in upcoming elections?
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#494700 - 08/11/10 09:21 AM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Coke Stevenson is a true renaissance man. He is an expert on politics, history, pyschology, economics, social science, drugs, relationships, strip clubs, whores etc etc. He holds degrees in several subjects and is obviously possessed with an amazing intellect. This is your opportunity to ask him anything (although he may choose to ignore your question). Not sure how to invest your savings? Ask Coke. Feel like killing yourself? Ask Coke. Don't understand why your bitch is acting that way? Ask Coke.
thanks for asking my question for me... wuts with you?.
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#494705 - 08/12/10 04:29 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
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how old are you? if you think that icon is cool, you must be at least 40.
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#494706 - 08/12/10 05:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Coke, can you show us a photo of your kitchen or living room?
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#494707 - 08/12/10 05:32 PM
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^^^ You're feeling guilty about Charin and trying to make him feel better, aren't you?
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#494711 - 08/12/10 07:40 PM
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Right. My money says your furniture is still worse. Your "I'll PM it to you" evasion confirms it.
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#494713 - 08/12/10 07:49 PM
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Since you seem to be in a gloating mood, I'm sure you'll be happy to post us a pic to prove it, yes? We don't need to see your entire mansion. The sofa will suffice.
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#494714 - 08/12/10 07:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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^^^ You're feeling guilty about Charin and trying to make him feel better, aren't you?
why would a non-entity like Charin make anyone feel guilty. He hangs out at AA meetings (party!). He's an elderly hick with a hoopty camper, 2003 Subaru and rummage sale furniture.
I chaired the home group tonight, 3 anniversaries. 36, 34, and 29 years. Yes, it was a party.
You couldn't afford a new Winnebago.
I loved my Subaru, but I bought a 2010 truck to haul a motorcycle behind the RV.
I'm very happy with the things I have. If I wanted different things, I'd get them.
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#494718 - 08/12/10 09:47 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Coke,
How can I properly vent my rage at the outrageous illegal immigrant problem in this country? WTF it's all about cheap jobs and cheap votes.
California is a haven for this garbage and they're 500 billion in the hole. Arizona is trying to get their act together, God bless them and Jan Brewer.
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#494719 - 08/13/10 01:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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boycott albertos and mow your own lawn from now on.
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#494721 - 08/14/10 07:47 PM
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It's off-putting that someone your age is still actively perverted.
Chuck, don't listen to the blowhard. He's just jealous. Even this, err, umm, lady, is still out of his league:
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#494725 - 08/15/10 03:43 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Coke, can we win in Afghanistan?
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#494729 - 08/17/10 08:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Coke, what is wrong/right about the following asset diversification scheme...what would you change/do different?
Real Estate - 28%
Stocks - 30%
Bonds (all types) - 12%
Precious Metals & Commodities - 18%
Cash - 12%
Also, help me solve the following problem: Pervert X goes to strip club where he is known and well liked as a regular, non-psycho normal pervert. He engages whore Y for several hours of time in a private quiet booth in the back for the sum of 400 bucks plus booze. Terms are struck for Pervert X to bring Whore Y back to his hotel room for the evening (say from 2 am until breakfast), and a flat rate of 1500 bucks for the entire time span is agreed upon. The variable here is the "tip", which Pervert X wants calculated according to the number of splooges Whore Y manages to cause him to attain....an extra 100 bucks per splooge, with a Bonus of 400 bucks if she manages to gobble 3 splooges. Whore Y however insists that, if her tip is to be based upon the loads she squeezes out of Pervert X, the higher she goes in the splooge department, the greater the tip she gets, which should escalate on something more than a straight/linear rate. she insists on a 10% of the total fee (1500) tip for each of the first 2 pops, 35% for 3 pops, and 50% for 4. She thinks highly of her oral skills so she feels justified in asking for this.
I'm seriously thinking of spiking her Chambord with 3 or 4 crushed Oxys so she just passes out and I can beat off on her at my leisure. Please help before I do something to get myself arrested.
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#494730 - 08/17/10 11:43 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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Depends. How many mgs are the Oxys?
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#494732 - 08/17/10 04:18 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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If she's so good, knock the rate down to $1000, then $150 each for the first 2 pops and $500 each for pops 3 and 4.
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#494733 - 08/17/10 05:13 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Also, help me solve the following problem: Pervert X goes to strip club where he is known and well liked as a regular, non-psycho normal pervert. He engages whore Y for several hours of time in a private quiet booth in the back for the sum of 400 bucks plus booze. Terms are struck for Pervert X to bring Whore Y back to his hotel room for the evening (say from 2 am until breakfast), and a flat rate of 1500 bucks for the entire time span is agreed upon. The variable here is the "tip", which Pervert X wants calculated according to the number of splooges Whore Y manages to cause him to attain....an extra 100 bucks per splooge, with a Bonus of 400 bucks if she manages to gobble 3 splooges. Whore Y however insists that, if her tip is to be based upon the loads she squeezes out of Pervert X, the higher she goes in the splooge department, the greater the tip she gets, which should escalate on something more than a straight/linear rate. she insists on a 10% of the total fee (1500) tip for each of the first 2 pops, 35% for 3 pops, and 50% for 4. She thinks highly of her oral skills so she feels justified in asking for this.
Hello Burg,
Just ignore the line-up of losers and amateurs trying to offer unsolicited advice.
I always find it awkward and unseemly to discuss specifics like how many pops I expect or the amount of compensation. The way I'd play it is as follows. When you've isolated your target and know that she is the type of dancer that is open to "extras", blow her away with a $1000 tip. Lead her to believe that's what you normally lay on your favorite girls. Let her figure out on her own (but don't say directly) that there's a chance for you to become a regular or for a sugar daddy relationship. You should have no problem getting her back to your room and getting whatever you want for the entirety of the night.
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I'm seriously thinking of spiking her Chambord with 3 or 4 crushed Oxys so she just passes out and I can beat off on her at my leisure. Please help before I do something to get myself arrested.
Bad idea for a multitude of reasons. Most of these chicks are already on any number of meds: prozac, xanax, wellbutrin etc etc etc. You don't want a castrophe on your hands. Don't fuck with it. Just drink mixers (prepared by yourself), so she'll have to do the same. Put about half a shot in your drinks and about 2 shots in hers. Then give her shit for being a killjoy and not matching you drink for drink.
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Real Estate - 28%
Stocks - 30%
Bonds (all types) - 12%
Precious Metals & Commodities - 18%
Cash - 12%
Your allocation is spot on and timely for present conditions. In particular, I like your low exposure to stocks. The bond market is changing (gov issuers having higher ratings than they deserve/junk bonds coming back big etc), so I'd be as conservative as possible in this area.
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#494734 - 08/17/10 05:17 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
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Coke- What do you know about the late former Commandant of the United States Marine Corps and winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor for his valor at Tarawa, General David Monroe Shoup?
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#494735 - 08/17/10 10:00 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Coke,
On the asset allocation scheme, wouldn't that 30% in stock include some exposure to foreign markets? Say Canada, Singapore, South Korea? Believe me, the fuckers that run Singapore know how to stomp on evil doers.
On the precious metals - buying the real stuff or a Gold Fund like GLD?
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#494736 - 08/18/10 09:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Go with real gold and more cash !
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#494738 - 08/22/10 04:15 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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In your opinion, what racial group represents the lowest form of humanity as defined by a failure to evolve? In other words, what is the most primitive group of humans?
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#494739 - 08/22/10 09:54 AM
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Whoremaster
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Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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In your opinion, what racial group represents the lowest form of humanity as defined by a failure to evolve? In other words, what is the most primitive group of humans?
This is a tricky question. I can say for certain that the lowest form of Asian are Hmong. They are the inbred hillbillies of the Laos/Thailand/China mountains and are mocked by lowland gooks. They are short, squat and have enormous heads. I've lived in Minneapolis and Milwaukee, which have two of the largest Hmong populations in the the country, so I've seen them in action. They do things like cover one room of their rented home with 6 inches of dirt to raise worms or try to grow plants indoors. They hang out in parks trying to catch snakes and frogs for food. They free snakehead carp from their native lands in local midwestern waters so they will have a plentiful eating supply, impervious to the fact that it destroys the native species and may destroy the entire of Great Lakes. Even if they can't speak Ringrish (English), they know their way around welfare handout programs better than any other group. Even better than spooks and white liberal bureaucrats. They are disgusting specimens of humanity.
However, once in a while one of the Hmong kids who was rejected by their many street gangs will win math or spelling contests. This shows that they have an Adolph Eichman-like ability to follow instructions and complete tasks that they have no ability to understand. You almost never see this in spooks. Spooks who have been here for about 400 years routinely get passed economically by new inmigrant groups within one generation. Their helplessness and dependence seems to be genetic. I also observed in Minneapolis that new African immigrants from Somalia behave exactly like American spooks within a few years of being in the country. I mean EXACTLY the same (gangs, welfare, blaming whitey, crack, absence of values etc etc). In final analysis, the negroid-type is less able to adapt and thrive on its own than the asiatic mongoloid-type.
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#494740 - 08/22/10 09:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Even if they can't speak Ringrish (English), they know there way around
You are stoopid.
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