never heard of formspring- seems like possibilities. since the PW's are afraid of this place maybe its time to go on location.
i once made a phone sex operator crack, i remember she had a british accent, so proper sounding. just something about it, i knew i had to take it all the way. without getting into details there was crying, then hysterics and finally a 'manager' got on the line as the girl continued to hydroplane in the background. if you break through that wall you don't really know where it'll end up i guess. i remember my friend's maniacal giggling on the other extension stopped pretty abruptly.
note to phone sex whores: NEVER get sucked into admitting anything about your real life, let alone that you have a 3 month old. too easy.