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#494122 - 08/05/10 06:27 AM Consumer Rip-Offs
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One of the consumer rip-off is one of those shrimp rings. You know, the ones that they sell at the supermarket. They usually advertise them in the circulars. Most of the times they are sold in the 10-ounce black plastic containers with the dipping sauce in the middle. But the thing is that out of these 10-ounces, you only get 7-ounces of the shrimp and 3-ounces of the dipping sauce. Buyer beware.



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#494123 - 08/05/10 06:59 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Another rip-off is the Jose Ole chimichanga. The thing about average consumer is that he or she is a fucking dumbass when it comes to shopping. And average consumer is always jusges with the eyes and lacks rationale. So here you go is the Jose Ole chimichanga: on the store shelf it looks like you are getting lots of chimichange, but when you come home and unwrap this chimi, all you get it 60% of what you seen in store. They are ripping you off of 40% of the delicious chimi:



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#494124 - 08/05/10 07:10 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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^^^Kinda like when a tranny sees a strapping 6'2, 245 pound russian and says to its self, "That dude gonna gimme some good dick," but when you pull your pants down its sees a baby dick in a nest of hair.
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#494125 - 08/05/10 07:23 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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^^^Kinda like when a tranny sees a strapping 6'2, 245 pound russian and says to its self, "That dude gonna gimme some good dick," but when you pull your pants down its sees a baby dick in a nest of hair.



I said it before that I do not like trannies.

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#494126 - 08/05/10 07:57 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Stop trying to fool us. Everyone knows that tranny BJs cost less, because they are basically gays that want to suck cock. No chick wants to suck dick, so they charge more. Trannies are cost effective, therefore the object of your desire.

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#494127 - 08/05/10 08:04 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Everytime Panzer posts someone invariably counters with a "you like trannies" diatribe. Kinda makes you wonder just who it is that is really preoccupied with trannies huh ?
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#494128 - 08/05/10 08:05 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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I don't like trannies. I like being a dick, sometimes.
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#494129 - 08/05/10 08:11 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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when a tranny sees a strapping 6'2, 245 pound russian




Point of order: Nosy, I think ol' Lemonhead is up to 295 now.

Carry on.

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#494130 - 08/05/10 08:13 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Another rip-off is the Jose Ole chimichanga. The thing about average consumer is that he or she is a fucking dumbass when it comes to shopping. And average consumer is always jusges with the eyes and lacks rationale. So here you go is the Jose Ole chimichanga: on the store shelf it looks like you are getting lots of chimichange, but when you come home and unwrap this chimi, all you get it 60% of what you seen in store. They are ripping you off of 40% of the delicious chimi:







[Frito-Lay, Ruffles, and every other potato chip manufacturer in the United States] What? You got a problem with this?[/Frito-Lay, Ruffles, and every other potato chip manufacturer in the United States]
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#494131 - 08/05/10 08:18 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Quote:

when a tranny sees a strapping 6'2, 245 pound russian




Point of order: Nosy, I think ol' Lemonhead is up to 295 now.

Carry on.



It is 296lbs, I checked it yesterday in gym with calibrated scales. But I have a plan in the works, its a new plan, new system.

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#494132 - 08/05/10 08:22 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Fritos Corn Chips give you a nice, full sack.

Point taken J.B. I must have remembered an old post in the Gym thread.
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#494133 - 08/05/10 09:20 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

when a tranny sees a strapping 6'2, 245 pound russian




Point of order: Nosy, I think ol' Lemonhead is up to 295 now.

Carry on.



It is 296lbs, I checked it yesterday in gym with calibrated scales. But I have a plan in the works, its a new plan, new system.




enough about your fat ass and tranny obsessions. got any more consumer rip offs we should know about?.
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#494134 - 08/05/10 10:39 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Kinda makes you wonder just who it is that is really preoccupied with trannies huh ?




If it's me you're talking about, I'm preoccupied with his lying and judgments of others.

He can't keep his stories straight and people who draw enema tanks should fire stones from their turrets.

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#494135 - 08/05/10 06:23 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Not talking about anyone in particular but it's a board s.o.p. to become preoccupied with one member or another and to unintentionally feed that members cry for attention. [see any thread with Darrah F. posts.] I worked with delinquents for 25 years. Negative attention for some is better than no attention. Best to praise when deserved, choose your battles wisely and ignore the more ignorant and asinine behaviors.
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#494136 - 08/05/10 06:36 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Quote:

Quote:

Kinda makes you wonder just who it is that is really preoccupied with trannies huh ?




If it's me you're talking about, I'm preoccupied with his lying and judgments of others.

He can't keep his stories straight and people who draw enema tanks should fire stones from their turrets.





I only said that a tranny should be inspected regularly and that sufficient amount of lube should be used.

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#494137 - 08/05/10 06:40 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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I don't care what Panzer wants, I care about what I like to do.

And, I like to annoy people I don't like.






So, now I can be satisfied that when I irritate Alex about his self-professed tranny love he denies, I have another, albeit unintended, victim.




Win Win for me ...
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#494138 - 08/05/10 06:41 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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I don't care what Panzer wants, I care about what I like to do.

And, I like to annoy people I don't like.






So, now I can be satisfied that when I irritate Alex about his self-professed tranny love he denies, I have another, albeit unintended, victim.




Win Win for me ...



I did not professed any love.

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#494139 - 08/05/10 06:48 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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BDM, hit us with some good delinquent girls stories.

Or just any other interesting/entertaining stories from troubled youth. Nothing real depressing though.
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#494140 - 08/05/10 07:06 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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I did not professed any love.




I know, Panzie. Just like you didn't say people should pirate JM Productions latest release. I know.

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#494141 - 08/05/10 07:18 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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What's he trying to unsay now?



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#494142 - 08/05/10 07:29 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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How come when checking the Who's Online page, some poster's screen names are blue and then highlight in red when you scroll to them, and others are just black?
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#494143 - 08/05/10 07:30 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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What's he trying to unsay now?





You photoshoped it because for the past 20 minutes I was busy sending out invoices.

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#494144 - 08/05/10 07:35 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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You got me. I'm also responsible for the missing 18 minutes in the Nixon tapes.

Nosy, as far as I can tell, the blue/black thing originally distinguished mods (black) from everyone else. Then, sometime in '08 I think, every newly regged account was automatically black. Don't ask me why. I guess it's been that long since Malice compiled the indexes.

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#494145 - 08/05/10 07:37 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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MGNB:

Quote:

How come when checking the Who's Online page, some poster's screen names are blue and then highlight in red when you scroll to them, and others are just black?




The NB must have hacked his login...
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#494146 - 08/05/10 07:39 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up a minute:

Quote:

for the past 20 minutes I was busy sending out invoices.





I'm afraid to ask, but: Invoices for what?

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#494147 - 08/05/10 07:45 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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He sells all that piddly shit he posts in the latest purchase thread on eBay.
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#494148 - 08/05/10 07:45 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Nah, no hacking, just saw something and was curious.
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#494149 - 08/05/10 07:46 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Quote:

He sells all that piddly shit he posts in the latest purchase thread on eBay.





And he has the stones to create a thread about consumer rip-offs?

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#494150 - 08/05/10 07:53 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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I guess he would be found under something like "transexual fragrances".
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#494151 - 08/05/10 08:48 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Quote:

How come when checking the Who's Online page, some poster's screen names are blue and then highlight in red when you scroll to them, and others are just black?




that corresponds to their potential sex offender level.
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#494152 - 08/06/10 03:02 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Quote:

BDM, hit us with some good delinquent girls stories.

Or just any other interesting/entertaining stories from troubled youth. Nothing real depressing though.




Can't really due to privacy and the depressing thing excludes the majority of it anyway. We did have a kid whose mom turned up in beaver hunt in Hustler [verified by my own eyes] but she was
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#494153 - 08/06/10 03:32 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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you and rear admiral need to learn how to share.
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#494154 - 08/06/10 03:38 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Hehehe Yeah I guess we are pretty anal about this stuff.
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#494155 - 08/06/10 03:43 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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I think those are the details they're looking for.

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#494156 - 08/06/10 05:15 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Just filed the complaint to DCA of NYC about my eye doctor.

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#494157 - 08/06/10 05:21 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Quote:

Just filed the complaint to DCA of NYC about my eye doctor.




That's nice.

I just filed the complaint to Jeff about you encouraging people to steal his products:




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#494158 - 08/06/10 05:54 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Quote:

Quote:

Just filed the complaint to DCA of NYC about my eye doctor.




That's nice.

I just filed the complaint to Jeff about you encouraging people to steal his products:






meh

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#494159 - 08/06/10 06:07 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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He also posted that fuck I can't type buying Jeff's product was like flushing money down the toilet.
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#494160 - 08/06/10 10:10 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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He also posted that fuck I can't type buying Jeff's product was like flushing money down the toilet.



Down the tubes.

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#494161 - 08/06/10 10:23 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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you and rear admiral need to learn how to share.




Yep.



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#494162 - 08/07/10 01:16 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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"Those who speak don't know. Those who know don't speak."
---Lao Tse

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#494163 - 08/07/10 01:33 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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"Those who speak don't know. Those who know don't speak."
---Lao Tse



I don't take any advice from chinks.

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#494164 - 08/07/10 07:34 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Shit, Chinks are the only ones around that could give you Jews lessons on being cheap.
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#494165 - 08/07/10 07:45 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Shit, Chinks are the only ones around that could give you Jews lessons on being cheap.



Give 3 examples of Chinese cheapness.

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#494166 - 08/07/10 08:23 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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1) Only employ family members that live in the same house. F'n communism.

2) They would feed a family of 4 out of what you throw away preparing a meal.

3) They developed those squinty eyes to save money on sunglasses.
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#494167 - 08/08/10 04:48 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Quote:

Quote:

"Those who speak don't know. Those who know don't speak."
---Lao Tse



I don't take any advice from chinks.




Not even Chinese water torture? Imagine what it'd bring to your enema repertoire.
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#494168 - 08/08/10 05:51 AM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Panzer's idea of water torture is to use Chernobyl Springs™ in the enema bag.

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#494169 - 08/08/10 01:12 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Panzer's idea of water torture is to take a bath.




Fixed!
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#494170 - 08/08/10 01:17 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Quote:

Quote:

Panzer's idea of water torture is to take a bath.




Fixed!



I bathe twice everyday.

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#494171 - 08/08/10 01:20 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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The problem w/ Panzer's bath time is that his thick, luxurious coat is water proof.
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#494172 - 08/08/10 01:26 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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The problem w/ Panzer's bath time is that his thick, luxurious coat is water proof.



It has to be pre-washed with shampoo and then with the body wash, that's why I have so much of it.

BTW, CVS has their own brand of Axe toiletries, it is called Blade:



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#494173 - 08/08/10 01:30 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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It has to be pre-washed with shampoo




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#494174 - 08/08/10 02:34 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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You should use a good conditioner, after the body wash. That way the hair on your back will be soft, smooth and tangle free, when he/shes run their fingers through it.
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#494175 - 08/08/10 06:03 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Panzer's idea of water torture is to take a bath.




Fixed!



I bathe twice everyday.




thats only so you dont have to clean up the cum.
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#494176 - 08/16/10 06:08 PM Re: Consumer Rip-Offs
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If only Dustin Johnson had hit his drive on the 18th yesterday into Panzer's back.
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