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#493797 - 08/02/10 01:03 PM Ivor Hate Thread
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Since he is bombing threads with haaarible poetry, I figure there gonna be alot of grief heading his way. Let's keep it all here, so I don't have to bounce through threads keeping up with it all.

I don't think he's necessarily a bad guy, I think he just needs his head bounced off his fucking computer desk 3-4 times to knock some sense into him.

Its fucking obvious why he's old and single.
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#493798 - 08/02/10 02:55 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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princesa jota

me echo en verano

os adorarla


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#493799 - 08/02/10 03:13 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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apparently his conference on strategy with the Maryland dept of labor didn't do us any favors today. almost 20 posts is it?.
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#493800 - 08/02/10 03:17 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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#493801 - 08/02/10 03:20 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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Dat nigga either sauced up or shot out. And he's up to about 25 useless posts.
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#493802 - 08/02/10 03:25 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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well said...

has anyone taken the time to ask ivor whats wrong?. i know how this place is and sometimes we are a bit slow to consider the human condition and instead skip right to ridicule and derision. he may be in some way overcompensating and this is all a cry for help.




ivor. whats wrong buddy?.
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#493803 - 08/02/10 03:43 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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jota adorada

y sus hombres esclaves

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#493804 - 08/02/10 03:53 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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so this is about the "anoche" thing is it?. i missed your spanish drop and made a slightly rude observation then mr.2cit came along and made a bad morning even worse. thats too bad.
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#493805 - 08/02/10 03:55 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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I warned him before the banning he was asking for it. I warned him after he was unbanned to keep it within limits. Hell, I even had Raoul make an appearance just to illustrate the point. I wash my hands of it. He's a big boy and know exactly what he's doing.


It's sad, because I really do like the guy.

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#493806 - 08/02/10 03:57 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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i'll bet he can turn it around. its not too late.
he should take the 5 7 5 shit into flopsys thread and let loose all over knox.
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#493807 - 08/02/10 03:59 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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Or Dan. There's a few worthy candidates, but I'm not convinced he can keep it where it belongs.

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#493808 - 08/02/10 04:27 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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esta jarula

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#493809 - 08/02/10 04:31 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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ivor...at your next strategy conference you should take your cock out and shout WALTER MONDALE.
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#493810 - 08/02/10 05:32 PM Viva Juana Ramirez de Asbaje
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Hombres Necios "....quejando os si tratan mal, burlando os si se quieren bien..."

Actually voted for the Gipper, helped the contras (for General Jack Singlaub, Dick Secord and Albert Hakim always seemed too dodgy), helped resettle Solidarity refugees who fled after the Polish military autogolpe in '81, just kinda wondering how the GOP descended into the realm of Sarah Palin. Didn't the Gipper always say that de didn't leave the Dems, the Dems left him? Who wants to be associated with a semi-retarded wench who required McCain to chaperone her at interviews and was told to call the current Veep Joe at the debate because they were afraid she couldn't remember Biden?


Edited by ivorenginedriver (08/02/10 05:34 PM)

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#493811 - 08/02/10 06:21 PM Re: Viva Juana Ramirez de Asbaje
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i hve no idea what yr talking about. i just want you to get a job and keep busy.
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#493812 - 08/02/10 06:21 PM Re: Viva Juana Ramirez de Asbaje
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Worthwhile post man. 6 of those a day would be great.
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#493813 - 08/02/10 08:53 PM Re: Viva Juana Ramirez de Asbaje
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School starts in a month.

He has no honor. He is a cad and no gentlemen.

He needs to shut up.

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#493814 - 08/02/10 09:18 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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Here's a post from Jun 1 that shows how truly dumb Ivor is. While trying to pretend that he knew what he was talking about, he revealed that he thinks Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac compete with private lenders - lol.


Quote:

Ad hominem attacks are a sure sign that the attacker has a weak argument. Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae actually followed the lead of private lenders who were going whole hog into subprimes, and Freddie and Fannie increased their involvement to protect their market share.








here's how he tried to talk his way out of his retarded statement:

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They don't compete economically, but they DO compete to maintain a certain share percentage in order to create a perception that they are an effective player.





Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac try to create the impression that "they are an effective player" - lol. Hilarious. He couldn't even get it right after he had hours to study the Wikipedia article.





Lastly, he tried to explain away his complete idiocy by saying he uses different words because he's a loser bureaucrat of some sort:

Quote:

You seem to have a certain level of experience in the private sector. It might be that I have a certain amount of experience in the public sector, and therefore we are accustomed to use similar terms to describe different things.




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#493815 - 08/02/10 09:21 PM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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On July 3, Ivor posted a detailed beat off fantasy about Hitler and his niece. Creepy!


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One night Mistress Angelika (Geli) Raubal decided to really put Uncle Adolph/Slave Schickelgruber thatough a turn in the old barrel. She made Uncle Adolph sit in the corner and masturbate while Master Gregor Strasser longcocked her until she screamed and squealed. The she made slave Adolph suck on Master Gregor's cock, but this time she made him pull off Master Gregor' s cock prior to ejaculation. At Mistress Geli's command, slave Adolph stripped make and rode Master Gregor's cock reverse cowgirl while Leni Riefenstahl filmed the festivities. Poor slave Adolph could hardly take Master Gregor's cock, but eventually he rode and writhed and bounced up and down, while Mistresses Geli and Leni mocked his faggotry and assured him that he totally lacked the equipment to ever please or gain the respect of women who actually know him. Then Mistress Leni emitted an evil giggle and whispered a secret in Mistrees Geli's ear. At Mistress Geli's command, slave-bitch Adolph dismounted Master Gregor's cock, and Master Gregor then forced poor little slave Adolph to endure the A2M.


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#493816 - 08/03/10 01:27 AM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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Yet some say that I have to much time on MY hands.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (08/03/10 01:29 AM)

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#493817 - 08/03/10 04:45 AM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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well congrats ivor, you made 30 posts in a day look easy. well done.

so now that we're a bit closer to the middle of the work week i'm thinkin you could ramp it up a bit and really get productive around here. i'm feelin 50. 50 is a good number and puts you out of the league of amateur spam-bot and into a more respected class of do nothing/no life poster. thoughts?.
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#493818 - 08/03/10 05:50 AM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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In another month he'll be shaking Jeff down to pay for a PORN JESUS tattoo.

I say that he should get locked in as HUMAN GARBAGE, like Panzer is locked at AC Cream.
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#493819 - 08/03/10 06:50 AM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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^^^ Just lock his post count. No matter how many times he posts the count goes no higher. That should send him over the edge a la smartt.

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#493820 - 08/03/10 07:20 AM Re: Ivor Hate Thread
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Side note on forum titles, I don't think we need more, I just think they should be stretched out a little more. I'd have liked to be a Pervert for more than 250 posts.
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