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I know. It's just so hard to get acclimated to the idea that people can live in a world where "taco" means something other than mystery meat paste and a slice of Velveeta tucked into a greasy piece of deep-fried cardboard. How do they do it?!

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Sounds like Taco Bell. That, sadly, does exist here.

Oddly, the busiest one that I know of is in a Hispanic neighborhood, which either means that even they have been seduced to the "dark side" or non-Mexican Hispanics are as ignorant of good Tex-Mex food as the average white boob.

But, then again, my Sicilian stepdad likes Papa Johns.