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Alex, I enjoyed Tre Dici Steakhouse in Chelsea, which I picked out of New York magazine's restaurant guide last year. It was plush, dark and intimate. Alas, I dined alone as my transsexual hooker from Craigslist flaked. You may do better.

Tip well. Chicks like a good tipper. Budget $200 for the meal, fill her full of good meat and things will probably work out.


I refuse to spend $200 on a meal, this is outrageous! The price is just too high.