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#493646 - 07/31/10 12:57 AM NYC Restaurant
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What is a good romantic NYC restaurant?

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#493647 - 07/31/10 05:01 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Any place that says, "we're booked solid for the next eight months," when you call for a reservation.
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#493648 - 07/31/10 10:45 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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What is a good romantic NYC restaurant?




I think it's a good thing you're coming out of the closet and taking your tranny lover out for dinner.
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#493649 - 07/31/10 11:58 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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What is a good romantic NYC restaurant?




I think it's a good thing you're coming out of the closet and taking your tranny lover out for dinner.




Tranny escort, most likely.
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#493650 - 07/31/10 11:59 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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A rare thought just occurred to me Maybe granny is a tranny.
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#493651 - 07/31/10 12:11 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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It's purely a troll topic. No way the guy lets his he/she prey stray from the BK dollar menu.
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#493652 - 07/31/10 12:46 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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How much would a restaurant meal go far? A good one, but not too expensive.

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#493653 - 07/31/10 01:02 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Go to Chowhound.com for your locality up there in the town so nice they named it twice and do some research.

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#493654 - 07/31/10 01:04 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Go to Chowhound.com for your locality up there in the town so nice they named it twice and do some research.



I don't like Chowhound, I feel like they are too cliche and try too promote fancy places.

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#493655 - 07/31/10 01:35 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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How much would a restaurant meal go far? A good one, but not too expensive.




Again ... he has no interest in going to a restaurant.

He'll only respond with how he can get more food at BK or make the same stuff with ground mystery meat, horseradish and ketchup for 17 cents.
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#493656 - 07/31/10 05:17 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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#493657 - 07/31/10 07:20 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Must have orange soda dispenser located conveniently for the "coat of many flasks" to be filled without employee reproach.
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#493658 - 08/01/10 03:03 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Papaya King.
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#493659 - 08/01/10 03:10 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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BTW Chowhound.com has message boards where posters opine on the qualities of local eating houses. Find it most useful, but it isn't for dollar menu guys.

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#493660 - 08/01/10 03:59 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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BTW Chowhound.com has message boards where posters opine on the qualities of local eating houses. Find it most useful, but it isn't for dollar menu guys.



I am not a dollar menu person. I am a Value Menu person. Value is the key word.

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#493661 - 08/01/10 08:49 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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How about here for dessert ?



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#493662 - 08/01/10 08:50 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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#493663 - 08/01/10 09:03 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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What is a good romantic NYC restaurant?





If it were anyone else, I'd say that if you want romance, make it yourself. In your case, I'd say take your tranny dumpster diving.

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#493664 - 08/01/10 11:37 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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What is a good romantic NYC restaurant?




Why bother asking that question? It assumes anyone would find you even remotely interesting or attractive.

Wait. Maybe you managed to find some skanky pig with poor self-esteem who could take looking at you without regurgitating her breakfast.

In that case, straight up Jack-in-the-Box. You already know her standards are in the fucking toilet, so it really doesn't matter.
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#493665 - 08/01/10 12:22 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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In that case, straight up Jack-in-the-Box.




You got your geography wrong for your put-down, Nooooj.

I don't think there's one JitB in the entire city. The only one I used to know was in or about Mineola, LI. But, that's long gone. As far as I know there may not be one left in the entire state.
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#493666 - 08/01/10 01:01 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Damnit, Fatty: Don't give Panzer any fast-food franchising ideas.

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#493667 - 08/01/10 05:43 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Alex, romance costs money. If you're not spending $50 per person, it's not going to be that good. Anyway, $50 is easy to do -- appetizer or salad around $10, entree for $30, a beverage (soft drinks at $5, wine $7 and up per glass, more if you spring for the bottle), and dessert. Kapow! You're well past $50. Tax in New York will be 8.75% on the meal. Now add 15-20% gratuity. My experience in New York has been that if you get away for less than $75 a head, you got lucky.

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#493668 - 08/01/10 06:47 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Now add 15-20% gratuity.




You actually think Panzer tips?
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#493669 - 08/01/10 08:20 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Alex, romance costs money. If you're not spending $50 per person, it's not going to be that good. Anyway, $50 is easy to do -- appetizer or salad around $10, entree for $30, a beverage (soft drinks at $5, wine $7 and up per glass, more if you spring for the bottle), and dessert. Kapow! You're well past $50. Tax in New York will be 8.75% on the meal. Now add 15-20% gratuity. My experience in New York has been that if you get away for less than $75 a head, you got lucky.



I see. And what is the name of a good restaurant? BTW, the tax in NYC is now 8.875%

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#493670 - 08/01/10 10:01 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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ok, how bout Gray's Papaya then?


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#493671 - 08/01/10 11:48 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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As for me, I would be diggin' on a chick who would go with me to Gray's Papaya to wolf down a frank. But they're dead to me since I heard about the Obama endorsement. You sell hot dogs, fucker, just shut up and sell me a hot dog! Hope they choke on it.

Alex, would you prefer to dine in Brooklyn or Manhattan? What's the transport lookin' like?

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#493672 - 08/02/10 01:55 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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In that case, straight up Jack-in-the-Box.




You got your geography wrong for your put-down, Nooooj.

I don't think there's one JitB in the entire city. The only one I used to know was in or about Mineola, LI. But, that's long gone. As far as I know there may not be one left in the entire state.




Fuck it. I know there's a "Taco bell" within crawling distance for whatever blind quad Panzer manages to pick up. Same deal; low standards either way.
Have a heart Alex, bring clothes pins for your date (victim).
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#493673 - 08/02/10 01:55 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Manhattan. The transport is the subway. But the new 2008 subway car.

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#493674 - 08/02/10 01:56 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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I actually seen this truck over at 15th Street near the Union Square.

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#493675 - 08/02/10 04:52 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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I actually seen this truck over at 15th Street near the Union Square.




You likely chased it down to order a chocolate tranny with whipped cream.
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#493676 - 08/02/10 05:22 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Manhattan must have a shitload of good eating houses of many types. I would probably go to Chinatown.

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#493677 - 08/02/10 06:21 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Alex, romance costs money. If you're not spending $50 per person, it's not going to be that good. Anyway, $50 is easy to do -- appetizer or salad around $10, entree for $30, a beverage (soft drinks at $5, wine $7 and up per glass, more if you spring for the bottle), and dessert. Kapow! You're well past $50. Tax in New York will be 8.75% on the meal. Now add 15-20% gratuity. My experience in New York has been that if you get away for less than $75 a head, you got lucky.



I see. And what is the name of a good restaurant? BTW, the tax in NYC is now 8.875%




As if I was not already pissed at the local and state governments around here. How in the hell does Topeka, Kansas (8.95%) have a higher sales tax than New York City?
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#493678 - 08/02/10 07:53 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Alex, I enjoyed Tre Dici Steakhouse in Chelsea, which I picked out of New York magazine's restaurant guide last year. It was plush, dark and intimate. Alas, I dined alone as my transsexual hooker from Craigslist flaked. You may do better.

Tip well. Chicks like a good tipper. Budget $200 for the meal, fill her full of good meat and things will probably work out.

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#493679 - 08/02/10 12:05 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Alex wants a tip.

But he wishes not to spend.

Is fast food for him?

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#493680 - 08/02/10 02:27 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Alex, I enjoyed Tre Dici Steakhouse in Chelsea, which I picked out of New York magazine's restaurant guide last year. It was plush, dark and intimate. Alas, I dined alone as my transsexual hooker from Craigslist flaked. You may do better.

Tip well. Chicks like a good tipper. Budget $200 for the meal, fill her full of good meat and things will probably work out.



I refuse to spend $200 on a meal, this is outrageous! The price is just too high.

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#493681 - 08/02/10 03:02 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Consider it spent on the pussy, not the food. 2 bills for decent pussy is cheap.
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#493682 - 08/02/10 03:03 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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#493683 - 08/02/10 09:35 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Alas, I dined alone as my transsexual hooker from Craigslist flaked.




You booked Alex's grandma??



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I refuse to spend $200 on a meal, this is outrageous! The price is just too high.




This was the ENTIRE POINT of Panzie making this thread. This is the statement he was dying to make.
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#493684 - 08/02/10 09:58 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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I refuse to spend $200 on a meal, this is outrageous! The price is just too high.



I hear you, brother. Better take her to Jack in the Box.

How old are, you, Alex? Age-appropriateness is something to consider. The fact is, if you're under 30 you're not expected to have $200 to spend on a nice meal even if you're hoping to score some snatch out of it. On the other hand, if you're over 30 there is something highly suspicious about not being able to put together $200 for a nice meal if you're hoping to score some snatch out of it. It's kind of a screening mechanism to see if you'd be a good provider for the mewling brood all them bitches want to spawn.

Once you're a couple, the need for the big-spending restaurant meal diminishes considerably as does all the fucking you were formerly doing.

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#493685 - 08/02/10 10:09 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Better take her to Jack in the Box.







We've gone over this.

This isn't SoCal. They don't have them here.

It would cost him more than $200 in carfare for him to get to one. I just looked it up on the corporate site. The closest one is in North Carolina.
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#493686 - 08/02/10 10:14 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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I know. It's just so hard to get acclimated to the idea that people can live in a world where "taco" means something other than mystery meat paste and a slice of Velveeta tucked into a greasy piece of deep-fried cardboard. How do they do it?!

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#493687 - 08/02/10 10:20 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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I know. It's just so hard to get acclimated to the idea that people can live in a world where "taco" means something other than mystery meat paste and a slice of Velveeta tucked into a greasy piece of deep-fried cardboard. How do they do it?!




Sounds like Taco Bell. That, sadly, does exist here.

Oddly, the busiest one that I know of is in a Hispanic neighborhood, which either means that even they have been seduced to the "dark side" or non-Mexican Hispanics are as ignorant of good Tex-Mex food as the average white boob.

But, then again, my Sicilian stepdad likes Papa Johns.

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#493688 - 08/03/10 02:15 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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#493689 - 08/03/10 02:32 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Bad pizza oxymoronic.

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#493690 - 08/04/10 11:57 AM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Alex, romance costs money. If you're not spending $50 per person, it's not going to be that good. Anyway, $50 is easy to do -- appetizer or salad around $10, entree for $30, a beverage (soft drinks at $5, wine $7 and up per glass, more if you spring for the bottle), and dessert. Kapow! You're well past $50. Tax in New York will be 8.75% on the meal. Now add 15-20% gratuity. My experience in New York has been that if you get away for less than $75 a head, you got lucky.



I see. And what is the name of a good restaurant? BTW, the tax in NYC is now 8.875%




As if I was not already pissed at the local and state governments around here. How in the hell does Topeka, Kansas (8.95%) have a higher sales tax than New York City?



I think that highest tax is in California: I just won an eBay item and it says that California buyers have to pay 9.70% tax.

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#493691 - 08/04/10 12:02 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Glad you got fucked like the rest of us Californians... stop whining...

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#493692 - 08/04/10 12:05 PM Re: NYC Restaurant
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Glad you got fucked like the rest of us Californians... stop whining...



No I didn't. Like I said, that was ONLY for CA buyers.

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