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What is a good romantic NYC restaurant?



Why bother asking that question? It assumes anyone would find you even remotely interesting or attractive.

Wait. Maybe you managed to find some skanky pig with poor self-esteem who could take looking at you without regurgitating her breakfast.

In that case, straight up Jack-in-the-Box. You already know her standards are in the fucking toilet, so it really doesn't matter.
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend