Once again, it has come to this. My sugar ray leonard like retiring streak has returned and like the real leonard the final one has to happen sooner or later. I mean, could it be any other way?, could the monkey leave in any better way then right now?, in a cloud of controversy, and explosion of sexual tension. Doesn't get any better then that. This will be my final post but i would first off like to thank some people and call out some people before i carry my tired monkey ass out the door.

People to thank.

Tony Mallice and jeff stewart: Have been awesome, they get the monkey and i had a ball here. Keep sexy both of you(monkey wipes away tear, god this is corny and sad, i love it).


People to call out

Rob Longshot: (read wheres the monkey cage in the shitlist or soon to be in this forum??). Watch him try attacking me now that he knows im gone, typical wop coward, sad little joe pesci man, already has a bad name in the biz and has done maybe 15 scenes, always looks dirty, i can almost see the stink lines in every still he has posted of his pale ,greasy ass fucking some rank, festy trashy hoe. ( i wish i could have a mind shower to wash away that mental image of filth from my brain)

Smartt: You have been here 4 times as long as i have and are 4 times as useless, i am predicting that you die alone from some disease you have caught from one of the very few low end brazilian hookers who is willing to swallow their pride and standards and allow you to stick your penis inside of them for small amounts of money.



Swami: My biggest disappointed is that im not going to be able to have my baja handle (thats right) turn on you after building you up. Damn shame. Keep it real.



Thats pretty much it, thats all she wrote, i feel the cage should still remain, it is a valuable asset to the board. I would like cleetus and or the arab to run it.


This is my final post, i will probably still check the board every few weeks. Love, peace and hair grease (rob longshot's, what a cock).



Monkey: Greatest of all time.

i'll mod the cage

First, we have to CLEAN the cage.

Yep,those newspapers have been soiled for a long time.

HA HA

I miss the Monkey already, He may do some inconsiderate things but he usually made me laugh. As I said before I don't know what the latest problem was all about so I can't comment on that.
As long as we are saying who would be a good fit for mod or co-mod of the cage- I'll throw in my 2 cents .I have already said that I like the Arab for this position if it stays as the Cage but even though I appeciate the Monkey Saying I would be good for the position, I would feel uncomfortable as the Mod of the cage because in my opinion the Monkey made the Cage and only a few posters that I can think of would live up to his odd and funny sense of humor ( albeit slightly different from his)- the Arab, Have2cit, Toelicker and Phatboy come to mind. I would add Chico and Smartt to the list because they deserve it too but Monkey would roll over in his grave. That said maybe Tony and Jeff have something elser in mind for this area so who knows.

Yes but you hate him and I do not.

Hate is a strong word. I just think he´s despicable.

Fuck. I was running late this morning, skipped lunch and went the entire day without coffee. Crack too. I hated jonesin'.

Anyway, thanks for the thought, but I'd guess that without this forum, posts from here would probably just go to the Shit List (which has almost been completely abandoned since the MC began). I also couldn't come up with the material the Monkey did. I think I've started two or three threads in my time here, mostly I just goof on others.

So it should probably just be shut down without its namesake. Like lukeford.com should have been (moment of silence, tears of regret). Or if it does stay up, my vote goes to Smartt. Yes, Smartt. That's the way to total, random, kick-ass chaos.

The entire board will be disappointed

If true, Monkey as Baja is a stroke of pure evil genius.

I'll miss him/her, but I think he/she might be back.

monkey, you were funny as. people that you threw shit at are dumbasses for not getting out of the way. I always enjoyed your rants and diatribes, you are possibly the best troll of all time...

long live the monkey!

Smartt, I'd call you a nigger but you're even worse. You're lower than Sammura's dried out vagina.