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1. Porn companies sometimes hire whores to direct movies for them. Whores always claim that their movie will give their fans an unique opportunity to really get to know them. In reality, it always ends up being another run-of-the-mill, generic gonzo release usually featuring all director whore's friends regardless of whether they fit the theme of the movie(in case it even has one) or not.
2. Whores think people follow them on twitter because of their cool personalities which makes them go on frequent ego trips and post long, inane rants. Sometimes they get so ridiculous that even their most die-hard fans can't help but point out their stupidity to them which results in whores threating to leave twitter or unfollow the "haters".
3. Whores constantly lie even when the truth is obvious to anyone.
4. Whores do webcamming and claim they like it even though the whole thing is really awkward at best and no man who is not suffering from some kind of severe social disorder would waste 5 bucks a minute on such nonsense.
5. Whores like to post pictures of their relatives(including those who are underage like their own children) on their twitpics/myspace.
6. Whores smoke 5 blunts every day and then complain about their how they don't have time for anything.
7. Whores put red bull cans in their assholes and then wonder why they only attract douchebags.
8. Whores always claim that they don't have any STD's but all the other whores do even though they have unprotected sex with the same people.
9. Some whores do only girls, others don't do anal.
10. Whores compete hard for useless awards.

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I agree with all points with the exception of #4.

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