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#492879 - 07/26/10 07:12 AM
Stupid Things Whores Do
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1. Porn companies sometimes hire whores to direct movies for them. Whores always claim that their movie will give their fans an unique opportunity to really get to know them. In reality, it always ends up being another run-of-the-mill, generic gonzo release usually featuring all director whore's friends regardless of whether they fit the theme of the movie(in case it even has one) or not.
2. Whores think people follow them on twitter because of their cool personalities which makes them go on frequent ego trips and post long, inane rants. Sometimes they get so ridiculous that even their most die-hard fans can't help but point out their stupidity to them which results in whores threating to leave twitter or unfollow the "haters".
3. Whores constantly lie even when the truth is obvious to anyone.
4. Whores do webcamming and claim they like it even though the whole thing is really awkward at best and no man who is not suffering from some kind of severe social disorder would waste 5 bucks a minute on such nonsense.
5. Whores like to post pictures of their relatives(including those who are underage like their own children) on their twitpics/myspace.
6. Whores smoke 5 blunts every day and then complain about their how they don't have time for anything.
7. Whores put red bull cans in their assholes and then wonder why they only attract douchebags.
8. Whores always claim that they don't have any STD's but all the other whores do even though they have unprotected sex with the same people.
9. Some whores do only girls, others don't do anal.
10. Whores compete hard for useless awards.
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#492880 - 07/26/10 09:55 AM
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Registered: 12/09/08
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The Number 1 stupid thing is simply being a whore.
There are exceptions to every rule, like Cameron or Gia and a few others, but the vast majority of whores are stupid women with absolutely no other marketable skills or any other prospects. Which is why you end up with all the other stupid things they do. Sure, you have ones who are smart in a manipulative sort of way, like Lubben, but for the most part their highest skill is to lay down and have their holes filled at the direction of men.
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#492881 - 07/26/10 11:20 AM
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Registered: 12/24/07
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Loc: FL
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Thanks for that Barry! Sad but true too.
I've had other jobs...even other careers. I could get another job easily..well...in this economy maybe not, but I DO have marketable skills (including actual marketing..lol).
But...heres the thing. I'm a lazy bitch. I do NOT want to haul ass out of bed to be at some corporate job at 9 am every day. I dont want some POS supervisor with the IQ of a banana telling me what to do all day. Been there, done that...bleh
Now, I can work when I want. I can take a vacation any time I choose without having to beg for the time off 2 months in advance. (well I COULD if I didnt have all the foster animals to take care of!)
Plus...its more fun then sitting in cubical all day like a veal!!
BUT...I do have moments with people in the industry when I have to shake my head at the levels of stupidity out there.And just when I think the bar has hit the floor, someone manages to dig a hole and slide under it!
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#492883 - 07/26/10 05:10 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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11. post here.
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#492884 - 07/28/10 09:07 AM
Re: Stupid Things Whores Do
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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1. Porn companies sometimes hire whores to direct movies for them. Whores always claim that their movie will give their fans an unique opportunity to really get to know them. In reality, it always ends up being another run-of-the-mill, generic gonzo release usually featuring all director whore's friends regardless of whether they fit the theme of the movie(in case it even has one) or not.
2. Whores think people follow them on twitter because of their cool personalities which makes them go on frequent ego trips and post long, inane rants. Sometimes they get so ridiculous that even their most die-hard fans can't help but point out their stupidity to them which results in whores threating to leave twitter or unfollow the "haters".
3. Whores constantly lie even when the truth is obvious to anyone.
4. Whores do webcamming and claim they like it even though the whole thing is really awkward at best and no man who is not suffering from some kind of severe social disorder would waste 5 bucks a minute on such nonsense.
5. Whores like to post pictures of their relatives(including those who are underage like their own children) on their twitpics/myspace.
6. Whores smoke 5 blunts every day and then complain about their how they don't have time for anything.
7. Whores put red bull cans in their assholes and then wonder why they only attract douchebags.
8. Whores always claim that they don't have any STD's but all the other whores do even though they have unprotected sex with the same people.
9. Some whores do only girls, others don't do anal.
10. Whores compete hard for useless awards.
I agree with all points with the exception of #4.
Of course you do, as most of your income these days is probably from webcamming. I'm one of your fans but I wouldn't pay a nickel to watch a webcam show, even one of yours.
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