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#492784 - 07/25/10 02:45 PM MPZ the Panzer imposteur
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Can I just say this is fucking awesome! This is the best thing that's ever happened to Alex Pants Turd.
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#492785 - 07/26/10 12:57 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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Fuck you

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#492786 - 07/26/10 01:10 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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I think 4-5 more faux Panzers should hi jack XPT for a day.
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#492787 - 07/26/10 01:21 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
General Zod Offline
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Registered: 04/09/09
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So who else likes enemas?
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#492788 - 07/26/10 04:45 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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I am actually reading 'Alex Panzer' posts now that mpz is at the controls. Usually when I see a bunch of Panzer posts, I click on the 'Mark all read' link. Hopefully this situation will last for a while.
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#492789 - 07/26/10 04:48 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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I like enemas too. I get mine at the flea market. Some water damaged boxes will get you a case of enemas at pennies on the dollar.
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#492790 - 07/26/10 04:50 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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By my count, there's three "imposturds" working overtime today.


EDIT: Make that four^^^^


Edited by J.B. (07/26/10 04:51 PM)

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#492791 - 07/26/10 05:09 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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This reminds me of the time a few of the mods did the anon thing and ended up getting their asses peeled for it.

Hey, maybe let ivor back but make him wear the tranzer mask. That might be fun?.
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#492792 - 07/26/10 05:15 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
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Good idea Lou.

Also, Alex Panzer's Chair Leg made me laugh like a retard. Best screen name so far.


Edited by My Girl is a Nosy Bitch (07/26/10 05:18 PM)
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#492793 - 07/26/10 07:22 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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Who is posting as him now? Gypsy, mpz, charin, and....?
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#492794 - 07/26/10 07:37 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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There's now an "Original Panzer." I'm waiting for one of my fellow New Yorkers to run with "Famous Original Panzer."

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#492795 - 07/27/10 02:54 AM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
This alone could revive the cage.


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#492796 - 07/27/10 03:07 AM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
I have to admit this one left me choking with laughter.

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#492798 - 07/27/10 11:36 AM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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Nah, I was thinking Ray's Pizza, Original Ray's, Famous Rays, etc. None of which Panzer would ever patronize, since they each charge more than a dollar a slice.

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#492799 - 07/27/10 02:52 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Someone should put the real Panzer in an oven and make him Extra Crispy.
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#492800 - 07/29/10 06:12 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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Quote:

Who is posting as him now? Gypsy, mpz, charin, and....?


Why you mentioning my name when I havent been on for weeks, I come on today and find an oversized picture from MPZ of a guy that looks like Panzer coming all over himself.
WTF Patty? I got better things to do doll. Ive only been Gypsy and Renfield and I outted myself....so again WTF?

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#492801 - 07/29/10 06:37 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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I got one of those, too. It killed my appetite for a good breakfast. I thought of posting it but that would probably have led to getting banned. Nasty, indeed.
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#492802 - 07/29/10 09:04 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
Sho'nuff Offline
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
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I got it too... what the fuck was that about?!?!?
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#492803 - 07/29/10 11:07 PM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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Quote:

Quote:

Who is posting as him now? Gypsy, mpz, charin, and....?


Why you mentioning my name when I havent been on for weeks, I come on today and find an oversized picture from MPZ of a guy that looks like Panzer coming all over himself.
WTF Patty? I got better things to do doll. Ive only been Gypsy and Renfield and I outted myself....so again WTF?




whoops! i just was lazy searching old posts. And i had been drinking...
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#492804 - 07/30/10 01:05 AM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
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I got one too. What the fuck?
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#492805 - 07/30/10 01:48 AM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
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lol mpz won the internets.
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#492806 - 07/31/10 02:43 AM Re: MPZ the Panzer imposteur
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
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Mpz is funny, imo.

Besides, there's some gay pic posted every other thread on XPT these days.


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