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As a fire-breathing sandman, it is my ardent desire to defile as many Jewish chicas as possible. Natalie Portman was at the top of the list UNTIL some tabloid published those candid photographs of her. You know the ones I'm talking about, where she's picking a wedgie out of her panties in the most graphic, white-trash manner imaginable. I just can't think of her without smelling stinky ass anymore.



Natalie Portman's smelly ass. Yummy. If they could bottle up her ass smell the distrubtors would make millions.