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Ava Devine, Kelly Fuckin Wells...and I know you guys hate on this bitch...Sasha Grey...she has a mouth that I just want to remove with a couple of hacks from my rusty machete and keep in my front pocket to give me that special feeling while having dinner with the wife.

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sorry for going off topic but why "taintwrecker"? how do you wreck a taint? I could see bragging about wrecking a orifice but not a patch of skin...

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all good, my daughter asked me the same question the other night at church, and as I explained to her..."when you're rough fucking a whore in the pussy and you're slamming it right there is bound to be some tearing...also the same holds true for when your destroying her asshole...tears will happen...eventually if she survives the "fun" the multiple tears eventually meet in the middle, thus destroying the "taint" and turning it into a scarred patch of calloused skin of shame...i.e it has been properly "wrecked"...now that you understand "lovemaking"...go get daddy another scotch before you catch the heel of my show across the other side of your face...Love You..."

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