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Panzer, there's no way you could do a buy-and-return. The gig's up once the store finds your greasy processed food sweat stench on the clothes.


I worked at the Macy's, I know how this stuff works.

P.S. [I love saying "I worked at the Macy's" line everytime I get the chance Don't blame me, blame Macy's: the magic of ass.]