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#492408 - 07/21/10 02:53 AM Soviet Apartment
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I think that someone is the USA should make a Soviet style apartment, completely outfitted with Soviet stuff. They can make this apartment like on 5th avenue here in NYC. Outside it will look like a luxury apartment building, but inside there will be a Soviet apartment. Even refrigirator will be Soviet and the food will be Soviet too: like tomato juice, Pepsi Cola, salad olive', kutlets, kisel, etc.
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#492409 - 07/21/10 05:37 AM Re: Soviet Apartment
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Even the poorest American lived better than the average Soviet. There is a reason why the Soviet Union collapsed and no longer exists. It sucked.
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#492410 - 07/21/10 08:45 AM Re: Soviet Apartment
cameronkeys Gay For Pay Registered: 12/24/07 Posts: 997 Loc: FL	I think if you want to live like a Soviet...go home. _________________________ myspace.com/pornstarcameronkeys twitter.com/cameronkeys cameronkeys.com
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#492411 - 07/22/10 07:28 AM Re: Soviet Apartment
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	in soviet union ... apartment rented you _________________________
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#492412 - 07/22/10 07:36 AM Re: Soviet Apartment
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	The Soviet apartment should have: - wall carpet - wallpaper - lots of locks on the door - the door should be covered with fake leather (red, brown or black) - toilet should be in a tiny room, separate from the shower - bathtub should have old wooden grate on top of it - the phone (red, white or black) should be with a rotary dial - wall unit furniture in the livingroom - sofabed that transforms into a bed - wall lights in the bedroom - early 90 cart in the living room - Stalin's portrait on the wall
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#492413 - 07/22/10 08:14 AM Re: Soviet Apartment
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Why not move to Venezuela? You'll find things there markedly similar to the Soviet lifestyle you seem so desperate to start living. Long lines, high crime, runaway inflation, and massive government corruption are but a few of the perks of communist living.
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#492414 - 07/22/10 09:10 AM Re: Soviet Apartment
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	.....or drink some vodka and stfu ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#492415 - 07/22/10 08:43 PM Re: Soviet Apartment
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	or drink some vodka kill yourself and stfu! _________________________
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#492416 - 07/22/10 08:44 PM Re: Soviet Apartment
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	Quote: Why not move to Venezuela? You'll find things there markedly similar to the Soviet lifestyle you seem so desperate to start living. Long lines, high crime, runaway inflation, and massive government corruption are but a few of the perks of communist living. what about Obama's Amurka? _________________________
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#492417 - 07/22/10 10:03 PM Re: Soviet Apartment
99% Fiction Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/16/08 Posts: 2401	Quote: Why not move to Venezuela? You'll find things there markedly similar to the Soviet lifestyle you seem so desperate to start living. Long lines, high crime, runaway inflation, and massive government corruption are but a few of the perks of communist living. Once granny kicks and he hides the body, he'll be in Venezuela living like a king off the SS checks. And he'll be chasing that lil Mexican Chavez around trying to sell him enema tanks, getting in on some government corruption. _________________________ "Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
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#492418 - 07/22/10 10:13 PM Re: Soviet Apartment
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	This Soviet apartment sounds like a great idea for you to live in, Panzer. So bleak, there's no internet. Perfect. Please live there. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#492419 - 07/22/10 11:31 PM Re: Soviet Apartment
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: This Soviet apartment sounds like a great idea for you to live in, Panzer. So bleak, there's no internet. Perfect. Please live there. There will be internet. The computer will be built-into the old radio from the 1930s'.
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#492420 - 07/23/10 01:18 PM Re: Soviet Apartment
Anonymous Unregistered	so i think you got this as your graduation present-
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#492421 - 07/26/10 07:29 AM Re: Soviet Apartment
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: what about Obama's Amurka? He isn't there yet. Give the man time and we'll all be waiting in line for toilet paper and boxes of hamburger helper too.
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