Libertarian = all the freedom you can buy.

You are on your own.

No government help. No schools. No unemployment benefits. No Social Security. No scientific research. No consumer protections. No safety standards. No environmental regulations. No food for hungry children. No parks. No nature preserves, no forests.

One big game of Monopoly. If you don't win, starve. You are on your own.
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Fuck 'em all but nine.