Quote:
Don't even think about applying if you have any stupid tattoos or dorky breast augmentations or scumbag piercings. You must be natural and beautiful as God intended you to be...
So WTF (from his site right after the text):

What a douche!
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend