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#492234 - 07/18/10 04:02 PM Don't Want No Skanks !!
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http://miami.backpage.com/AdultJobs/dont-want-no-skanks/10994138

Who the Hell does that other guy think he is? I am the world's greatest glamour photographer, and no one else even comes close. I am looking for a few good female models, who would really enjoy being photographed outdoors in beautiful places. You must be at least 21. Don't even think about applying if you have any stupid tattoos or dorky breast augmentations or scumbag piercings. You must be natural and beautiful as God intended you to be...that also means no drugs or dope addictions of any kind, what a dumb-ass waste of life. Don't want no Skanks!!

I am an international glamour photographer, and I am based in the Miami area. I have one man shows in Miami and Fort Lauderdale art galleries. I also produce my original international global glamour screen savers that can be downloaded from my web site. The four photographs you see with this ad were all recently done by me in Portugal and not taken off the Internet. I just got back to Miami from a three week photo shoot in the Algarve area around Albuferia, Portugal. If you want to see more samples of my international glamour photography from around the world, go to my web site: www.globalglamour.com

If you should be one of the naturally beautiful models selected to pose for my projects, I will pay you $50 dollars an hour. I pay in cash immediately after the photo shoot. Modeling and posing experience are not necessary, I am a great teacher with lots of patience. I have tons of glamour photography projects, which are always in progress. You will also get a free DVD of every photo shoot. Send an email with your photo attachments to globalglamourpix@yahoo.com and perhaps we could meet over coffee and discuss business.

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#492235 - 07/20/10 10:05 AM Re: Don't Want No Skanks !!
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Damn with an attitude like that where do I sign up?? And FIFTY WHOLE DOLLARS??? He MUST be good. Love his screen saver site...lolololol

Of course if he WAS a famous, blah blah blah photog he'd have models lining up and go through agencies.

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#492236 - 07/20/10 10:23 AM Re: Don't Want No Skanks !!
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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Don't even think about applying if you have any stupid tattoos or dorky breast augmentations or scumbag piercings. You must be natural and beautiful as God intended you to be...




So WTF (from his site right after the text):



What a douche!
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#492237 - 07/20/10 12:06 PM Re: Don't Want No Skanks !!
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Wow! The screen saver site is pretty great.
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