In an attempt to wean myself off of porn and possibly try to re-enter normal society, I decided this Wed AM to take advantage of CableVision's Optimum Silver special deal before it expired ... which mostly means I added Showtime & Starz to my otherwise mostly bereft of nudity $99 bundle.

So ... I flipping the Showtime channels and much to my shock and awe the first nudity I come across is Brynn Tyler in some softcore movie with Leigh "Leah" Livingston [for some reason softcore credits seem just as inaccurate as their hardcore cousins].





I blame Darrah.




So, even cable TV is against me; broadcasting one of my favorites in bad eye shadow and reminding me I have available in my collection hours of Brynn looking good and having actual sex.

I drowned my disappointment, sorrow and anger in a viewing of Brynn with Lexi Belle in "Mc Lovin' gets some Lovin'".

Cablevision just offered me a $200 Amazon gift card if I sign up for their phone service. Besides 2 days without email, I;m liking them lately.

Ive ordered porn from cable tv before, like the "on demand" shit and it was like a watered down bullshit version of the actual thing, they had reality kings, and bang bros stuff, but there was like barely any penetration shots and no actual footage of semen cumming out of the guys cock onto the womans face, it was edited.

Up here in Canucklehead land, you get porn on the asic movie channels uncensored and with full penetration. Cum shots, anal, whatever.

It's still pretty vanilla stuff, but it's full on hardcore. I just don't expect to see any anal full nelson's any time soon.

Quote:

---

Ive ordered porn from cable tv before, like the "on demand" shit and it was like a watered down bullshit version of the actual thing,

---

I cannot speak for your cable system, but I'm pretty sure mine pledged not to show actual porn.

I like to know where this "normal society" you speak of exists.

btw, Brynn's role is said movie was "Kitty Kat".