I have no clue about the robe but I saw something today that made me think of you. It was a little scary.
Anyway, Alex I want to direct your attention to the Red Green show. I realize that the outdoors and cars are not really areas of interest for you but I also know of your outstanding frugality.
I thought you might like to see
Red Green construct a luxury car.I hope this inspires you because I would really like to see your creative energy used on humorous vehicles instead of planning rape dungeons.