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AHH HR Stalin with yet another witty post about me. I see you have pulled yourself from pumping the neighbors dog and dreaming about Keith Olbermann in a gimp suit to yet attempt to take another run at me. You have to stop stalking me comrade hr, who are you Joe McGinniss?
Texans are disgusted that a miserable fuck like you has been produced from that fine state. I’m willing to bet you are from Austin where the smelly, hippy, druggie, homosexuals hangout. I know life must have been rough for you hr. After your pedophile father fiddled with you when you were young, you then turned to begging for change and giving 5 dollar handys in back of 7-11 for smack and malt liquor. I understand where all your “liberal pain” comes from.
I knew a soulless fuck like you would take a run at my family. I know you are mad at the world and you just want a way out. If you follow these simple steps hr you can do yourself and the world a favor.
Step 1. Write a note to your family and your “partner” Anderson, telling them what an enormous failure you are and why you took such drastic measures to take away the pain.
Step 2. Find a secluded area preferably the woods, deep in the woods. We don’t want your drunken father to walk into the room and see you hanging next to your Jeff Garcia poster and stop this blessed occasion from occurring. Pick out a tree with strong branches and that you think can support your herpes ridden ass. Everything must be perfect not to ruin this big step you are taking here.
Step 3. Have a nice, pliable rope, well oiled so that the noose slides easily. Make sure to put the knot behind the left ear. (This is a trick my grandfather told me he used back in his coon hunting days. lol)

Step 4. Make sure you are at the correct height off the ground so that when you kick the stool from up under your pathetic ass you will begin hanging. Now you can join homosexuals, pedophiles, and demagogues like Liberace, Michael Jackson, and Martin Luther King Jr. in hell.

Come on do the world a favor HR and just end it.




I'm supposed to read this fucking epic?

H.R. just handed you your ass in a few lines, take it like a man.