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I know that if I had a rose garden to dispose of the remains of MY ex-wife I would have been better for it...



I heard alligator or pig farms work much better than rose gardens.

I always thought that it would be cool to dispose of a body in a magnesium fire in a deep pit myself. If I ever hit the power ball the first things I'd buy after a house on a large plot of wooded land would be magnesium scrap metal and a backhoe....just in case. The only thing I can't decide on is what kind of tree I would want to plant over the spot once I back filled the pit after the fire burned out. My list of possible candidates:

Cherry Blossum tree
Dogwood
Apple tree
Peach Tree
Black walnut
Oak tree
Weeping willow
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