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#491842 - 07/13/10 07:27 PM What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Not just the Frank Zappa song, the experience. The drip and the burn. Been safe/lucky since '89. Anyone else care to share?

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#491843 - 07/13/10 07:30 PM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
[guapo] You better go to AIM for that, son. [/guapo]
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#491844 - 07/13/10 07:32 PM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Went to a clinic. The procedure utilized back in the 80s hurt like hell, penile insertion as it were. Taught me about caution and safety.

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#491845 - 07/13/10 08:57 PM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Went to a clinic. The procedure utilized back in the 80s hurt like hell, penile insertion as it were. Taught me about caution and safety.




Harborview STD Clinic '88 for me. The ex and I were a new thing, and she kept getting a re- occuring yeast infection (from her ex- bf. She kept coming back and reporting it was an endless list of various social diseases and that I needed checked. Got the penile insertion 6 times. Clean every time. I finally went to one of her girl doctor appointments, only to be told it was a yeast infection and she had never been diagnosed with anything but that.

Good times. The salad days, if you will.
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#491846 - 07/13/10 09:09 PM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Can't match that. I got the clap from a whore.

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#491847 - 07/13/10 11:14 PM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Went to a clinic. The procedure utilized back in the 80s hurt like hell, penile insertion as it were. Taught me about caution and safety.




Harborview STD Clinic '88 for me. The ex and I were a new thing, and she kept getting a re- occuring yeast infection (from her ex- bf. She kept coming back and reporting it was an endless list of various social diseases and that I needed checked. Got the penile insertion 6 times. Clean every time. I finally went to one of her girl doctor appointments, only to be told it was a yeast infection and she had never been diagnosed with anything but that.

Good times. The salad days, if you will.




Haborview? Seattle, Wa. REPRESENT!!!!!!!
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#491848 - 07/13/10 11:30 PM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Can't match that. I got the clap from a whore.




She definitely wasn't a whore. A cunt, fer sure, but not a whore. Just a silly woman with a tendency toward hypochondria (jondra?) I'm sure she has someone else to drag her to the ER with a made up heart attack at 4am on a work morning. He's a lucky lucky man.
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#491849 - 07/13/10 11:36 PM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Went to a clinic. The procedure utilized back in the 80s hurt like hell, penile insertion as it were. Taught me about caution and safety.




Harborview STD Clinic '88 for me. The ex and I were a new thing, and she kept getting a re- occuring yeast infection (from her ex- bf. She kept coming back and reporting it was an endless list of various social diseases and that I needed checked. Got the penile insertion 6 times. Clean every time. I finally went to one of her girl doctor appointments, only to be told it was a yeast infection and she had never been diagnosed with anything but that.

Good times. The salad days, if you will.




Haborview? Seattle, Wa. REPRESENT!!!!!!!




Beacon Hill in the House. The first trip there was freak central. A teenage couple who looked as frightened as I felt, 2 guys (with seperate escorts) in jail orange and as ragtag bunch as I've seen in one place were all sitting in straight backed chairs in the waiting room. No eye contact anywhere. A fantastic spectacle of freak watching. By the 6th trip I was little more than pissed, so I couldn't give a fuck about the sideshow.
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#491850 - 07/14/10 12:03 AM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Harborview...They gave me my first hiv test. I was 20. When I picked up my std results a few days later, some dude hit on me saying we should go out because we're both clean.
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#491851 - 07/14/10 06:09 AM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Harborview...They gave me my first hiv test. I was 20. When I picked up my std results a few days later, some dude hit on me saying we should go out because we're both clean.




I always thought you looked familiar. Good times.
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Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE

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#491852 - 07/14/10 04:32 PM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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Harborview...They gave me my first hiv test. I was 20. When I picked up my std results a few days later, some dude hit on me saying we should go out because we're both clean.




I always thought you looked familiar. Good times.




Lived there for 12 years. Capital hill, Queen anne, Greenlake. Remember when the The Central was still a cool bar? The Off Ramp? Squid Row? The old 211 club?
Loved that fucking city! 7 bars, 7 bucks.
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#491853 - 07/14/10 11:41 PM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Harborview...They gave me my first hiv test. I was 20. When I picked up my std results a few days later, some dude hit on me saying we should go out because we're both clean.




Pioneer Square at night. Now that was a stabbing just waiting to happen. I lived in Bellevue and bussed downtown every Friday and Saturday night for freak watching and alcohol poisoning.

I always thought you looked familiar. Good times.




Lived there for 12 years. Capital hill, Queen anne, Greenlake. Remember when the The Central was still a cool bar? The Off Ramp? Squid Row? The old 211 club?
Loved that fucking city! 7 bars, 7 bucks.



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Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE

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#491854 - 07/15/10 12:20 AM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Loved the Off Ramp (so sketchy!), Comet Tavern, Rock Candy, Ernie Steele's, The Vogue, Mercury Room, Lemon Twist.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#491855 - 07/15/10 03:24 AM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
faceblaster Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5213
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Don't forget the Backstage in Ballard. Lot's of great shows there too. My buddy was the soundman at the Central.
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#491856 - 07/15/10 05:09 AM Re: What Will this Evening Bring Me Next Morning?
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Mmmmmm. The Comet. I think I remember good times there. It's all a bit hazy.
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