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#491687 - 07/13/10 06:39 PM
Hey ivor
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Only 21 posts yesterday, what happened?
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#491688 - 07/13/10 06:52 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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He musta had the shits and no laptop.
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#491690 - 07/13/10 08:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I have never been able to see how you all get these huge postcounts. This is probably the forum I'm most involved with and I don't think I'm even near 300. And some of you guys have like 7000. I'm not making any judgements. Just sayin'.
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#491691 - 07/13/10 08:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Barry, we wasted a lot of time on posts like this one, while some people spent more time sending PMs.
A sign of mis-spent youth. Or old age.
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#491693 - 07/13/10 08:42 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Just responding to this forum's quantity-rewarding incentives. Secondary explanation is that I use this forum to experiment with word economy.
Edited by ivorenginedriver (07/13/10 08:44 PM)
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#491696 - 07/13/10 08:52 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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One advances based upon post counts. It is entirely rational considering that this site seeks to enhance the number of postings for business reasons.
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#491697 - 07/13/10 09:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I don't see any reward for anyone for more of your posts, Ivor. Not the hosts and least of all the readers. You are a dullard, sir. You lower the curve.
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#491698 - 07/13/10 09:10 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Your posts ain't so great, really. Lotta CW. Very little original thinking.
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#491699 - 07/13/10 09:18 PM
Re: Hey ivor
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Most of my posts were give and takes between posters I loved or hated. I guess you could say the same except delete the love part.
I don't post much anymore and rarely, if ever, felt compelled to post unlike yourself. Lest you think you are trolling me now, I will engage you to the extent I care to, and no further.
I think you should delete xpt from your bookmarks before your caretaker/daughter/enabler finds it in your browser and everyone will be better off.
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#491700 - 07/13/10 09:21 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Badly missed the mark on the last sentence. Jim B is quite a bit more intelligent than are you.
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#491701 - 07/13/10 09:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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As an aside, it would be great if ivorenginedriver was a chickenmaster alt-id.
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#491702 - 07/13/10 09:24 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Just a sooty old engine driver who aims to make the ladies feel alright.
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#491703 - 07/13/10 09:32 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
Loc: cleanup
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Even I think you're posting too much. Take a week off, already.
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#491704 - 07/13/10 09:33 PM
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Anonymous
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^^^Well, there you have it...
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#491706 - 07/13/10 11:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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No idea. Stop posting.
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#491708 - 07/14/10 02:13 AM
Re: Hey ivor
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Just banned ivor for crapping all over the board. I don't know how to do penalty box, so it's bansville, dude. For now. Til I decide when.
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#491709 - 07/14/10 03:51 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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^^^^ This.More^^^<3
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#491710 - 07/14/10 05:40 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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Just banned ivor for crapping all over the board. I don't know how to do penalty box, so it's bansville, dude. For now. Til I decide when.
Pfffffft, any time anybody gets this board significantly rattled up, they just ban him. I thought it was funny watching people get worked up for no reason over ivor. Somebody take that stupid disclaimer off The Cage, it makes this place look like a bunch of pussies.
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#491711 - 07/14/10 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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There needs to be a way where Ivannaboreyounow can post whenever, wherever, and however often he wants. Just as long as no one else but him can see the posts everyone will be happy, some kind of communal ignore switch.
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#491712 - 07/14/10 06:34 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Aww man. Ivor has annoyed me the past couple days, but he hasn't done anything to be worth a banning. The only one hear he has even really argued with is Barry, and that was all contained in the one shitty AWOP thread. Every other time someone has tried to call him out, he ran and hid for a couple hours. Much like a dog that keeps jumping on you, after a smack in the mouth, he calms down. No need to ban the guy.
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#491713 - 07/14/10 08:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Keep in mind before questioning his ban that he registered in 2005. He knew exactly where he was headed when he started his posting binge.
Posters should get the boot when they admit to posting simply to raise their post count.
The guy wasn't trying to use a discussion board, as he said he was just trying to post for postings sake.
He wasn't the worst but all he did was fill the air with useless noise.
Seriously 40-50 posts a day that are mostly Who or Zappa references or erotic Hitler fan fiction?
Would you want me dropping 50 hamster pictures all over the board every day? Or Panzer littering random threads with pics of his own shit or hairy asses or whatever 50 times a day?
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#491714 - 07/14/10 08:40 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Ivor could have started one thread in the cage or even shitlist and just kept making new posts in that single thread to inflate his post count. Instead he intentionally spread the inane shit all over the board and kept making new threads.
I like busting people's balls as much as the next guy but at least put a nominal effort into focusing on one individual or a few specific people rather than just annoying the whole forum for the sake of padding your post count to get some bullshit title under your name.
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#491715 - 07/14/10 09:13 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Both valid arguments. You have convinced me.
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#491716 - 07/14/10 09:23 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I say ban him for a few weeks then if this forum's software will allow it have an admin reset his post count to zero.
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#491717 - 07/14/10 09:49 AM
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Anonymous
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Can't any of you read? :Looks_especially_at_Northrop: It's only temporary until he can be put into the penalty box.
A few days in the box is good for the soul. Trust me, I oughta know.
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#491719 - 07/14/10 11:56 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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He wasn't the worst but all he did was fill the air with useless noise.
This entire board is useless noise. It's just a way to pass the time. That one awful back and forth bickering he did with Pirate Bob, Pirate Bob seems like a lonely guy anyway. The company was good for him.
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Would you want me dropping 50 hamster pictures all over the board every day? Or Panzer littering random threads with pics of his own shit or hairy asses or whatever 50 times a day?
Show me one good thread ivor fucked up. All the threads he shat on were shit anyway.
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Can't any of you read? :Looks_especially_at_Northrop: It's only temporary until he can be put into the penalty box.
It's a warning that he's got to stop doing his thing. This guy was on his way toward fireworks. The several people he irritated the fuck out of, it would only have gotten greater. Gia is typically a great mod, but this move was pre-mature. It hadn't even started to get out of hand yet.
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#491720 - 07/14/10 12:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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He'll either get over it or he won't. Even I have been banned before, no big deal.
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#491722 - 07/14/10 07:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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The point is, he was solely posting to make people mad or to elevate his post count. Both motives lack merit.
Had he rejoined me in the "who wants to argue" thread he could have at least raised his post count.
Whiners like Northrup/Hyde will never be happy. Gia did the right thing.
Northrup why hasn't Obama stopped the oil leak?
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#491723 - 07/14/10 08:39 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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His biscuit lips were collecting hydrate crystals as they were lowering him over the leak.
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#491724 - 07/15/10 07:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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If getting a different title under your user name on any forum becomes something you circle the calendar for it might be time to reorganize your priority list or get a hobby.
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#491725 - 07/15/10 08:18 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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I'll admit to padding my post count to get away from Brandon Alt.
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#491727 - 07/15/10 10:13 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
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The point is, he was solely posting to make people mad or to elevate his post count. Both motives lack merit.
Had he rejoined me in the "who wants to argue" thread he could have at least raised his post count.
Whiners like Northrup/Hyde will never be happy. Gia did the right thing.
Northrup why hasn't Obama stopped the oil leak?
Bornyo, re-read your post. Who's the one whining?
And, it's amazing how thick headed you guys are. The "elevating the post count" thing was shtick. It's like you fall for the same stupid joke again and again. lol
Making people mad is hilarious. Trolling is a form of humor that could have only become so widespread to the degree it has on a medium like the internet. But, you only had to talk to ivor for like 2 seconds before he started turning all sweet and shit on you. Just making people mad isn't what he was trying to do.
Nobody's asked Obama to stop the oil leak. Are you whining about that too?
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#491728 - 07/15/10 06:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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It never occurred to me until just now that you might be a woman. That explains a lot.
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#491730 - 07/16/10 05:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#491731 - 07/16/10 05:58 PM
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#491732 - 07/16/10 11:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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So, this is a 5-star post?!? To elaborate, on initial entry into this thread, the "front door" says 5 stars, leading me to think this is something-something... BULLSHIT!, This is not something or even anything! A BIG WASTE OF MY TIME THIS THREAD IS!!!!
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#491733 - 07/20/10 05:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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In a great mood. Gonna unban Ivor soon.
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#491734 - 07/22/10 05:00 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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The point is, he was solely posting to make people mad or to elevate his post count. Both motives lack merit.
Are you serious? 90 percent of the posts on here are made to get people mad.
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#491735 - 07/22/10 05:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Are you serious? 90 percent of the posts on here are made to get people mad.
Where'd you get that statistic? Those folks in England keeping up with "global warming"?
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#491736 - 07/22/10 08:48 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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doesn't this all seem a bit silly? i mean all of this?
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