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#491687 - 07/13/10 06:39 PM Hey ivor
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Only 21 posts yesterday, what happened?
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#491688 - 07/13/10 06:52 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
He musta had the shits and no laptop.
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#491689 - 07/13/10 07:05 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Closin' in on 2200. Start yer engines.

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#491690 - 07/13/10 08:34 PM Re: Hey ivor
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
I have never been able to see how you all get these huge postcounts. This is probably the forum I'm most involved with and I don't think I'm even near 300. And some of you guys have like 7000. I'm not making any judgements. Just sayin'.
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#491691 - 07/13/10 08:36 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Barry, we wasted a lot of time on posts like this one, while some people spent more time sending PMs.

A sign of mis-spent youth. Or old age.

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#491692 - 07/13/10 08:41 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Barry, we wasted a lot of time on posts like this one, while some people spent more time sending PMs.

A sign of mis-spent youth. Or old age.




As good an answer as any. I just can't imagine doing like 20 of my trademark long winded blowhard gasbag rants a day.
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#491693 - 07/13/10 08:42 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Just responding to this forum's quantity-rewarding incentives. Secondary explanation is that I use this forum to experiment with word economy.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (07/13/10 08:44 PM)

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#491694 - 07/13/10 08:43 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

I have never been able to see how you all get these huge postcounts. This is probably the forum I'm most involved with and I don't think I'm even near 300. And some of you guys have like 7000. I'm not making any judgements. Just sayin'.




Wait. 720something? What the fuck? How did this happen?
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#491695 - 07/13/10 08:46 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Just responding to this forum's quantity-rewarding incentives.




Yeah, but how many Pink Cross refrigerator magnets does one person need?
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#491696 - 07/13/10 08:52 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
One advances based upon post counts. It is entirely rational considering that this site seeks to enhance the number of postings for business reasons.

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#491697 - 07/13/10 09:09 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I don't see any reward for anyone for more of your posts, Ivor. Not the hosts and least of all the readers. You are a dullard, sir. You lower the curve.

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#491698 - 07/13/10 09:10 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Your posts ain't so great, really. Lotta CW. Very little original thinking.

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#491699 - 07/13/10 09:18 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Most of my posts were give and takes between posters I loved or hated. I guess you could say the same except delete the love part.

I don't post much anymore and rarely, if ever, felt compelled to post unlike yourself. Lest you think you are trolling me now, I will engage you to the extent I care to, and no further.

I think you should delete xpt from your bookmarks before your caretaker/daughter/enabler finds it in your browser and everyone will be better off.

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#491700 - 07/13/10 09:21 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Badly missed the mark on the last sentence. Jim B is quite a bit more intelligent than are you.

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#491701 - 07/13/10 09:22 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
As an aside, it would be great if ivorenginedriver was a chickenmaster alt-id.

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#491702 - 07/13/10 09:24 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Just a sooty old engine driver who aims to make the ladies feel alright.

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#491703 - 07/13/10 09:32 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3080
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Even I think you're posting too much. Take a week off, already.
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#491704 - 07/13/10 09:33 PM Re: Hey ivor
Anonymous
Unregistered


^^^Well, there you have it...

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#491705 - 07/13/10 09:37 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
How can I take a week off now? Raoul Duke and Jim B posted simultaneously. How often does that happen? Clark Kent and Superman?

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#491706 - 07/13/10 11:11 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
No idea. Stop posting.
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#491707 - 07/13/10 11:30 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
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Quote:

No idea. Stop posting.





Didn't Electro and Darrah both get banned for posting too much? At the height of their pointless posting stages, both were far more entertaining than this imbecile.
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#491708 - 07/14/10 02:13 AM Re: Hey ivor
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Just banned ivor for crapping all over the board. I don't know how to do penalty box, so it's bansville, dude. For now. Til I decide when.
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#491709 - 07/14/10 03:51 AM Re: Hey ivor
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^^^^ This.More^^^<3
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#491710 - 07/14/10 05:40 AM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Quote:

Just banned ivor for crapping all over the board. I don't know how to do penalty box, so it's bansville, dude. For now. Til I decide when.




Pfffffft, any time anybody gets this board significantly rattled up, they just ban him. I thought it was funny watching people get worked up for no reason over ivor. Somebody take that stupid disclaimer off The Cage, it makes this place look like a bunch of pussies.

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#491711 - 07/14/10 06:23 AM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 03/22/07
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There needs to be a way where Ivannaboreyounow can post whenever, wherever, and however often he wants. Just as long as no one else but him can see the posts everyone will be happy, some kind of communal ignore switch.
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#491712 - 07/14/10 06:34 AM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Aww man. Ivor has annoyed me the past couple days, but he hasn't done anything to be worth a banning. The only one hear he has even really argued with is Barry, and that was all contained in the one shitty AWOP thread. Every other time someone has tried to call him out, he ran and hid for a couple hours. Much like a dog that keeps jumping on you, after a smack in the mouth, he calms down. No need to ban the guy.

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#491713 - 07/14/10 08:24 AM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Keep in mind before questioning his ban that he registered in 2005. He knew exactly where he was headed when he started his posting binge.

Posters should get the boot when they admit to posting simply to raise their post count.

The guy wasn't trying to use a discussion board, as he said he was just trying to post for postings sake.

He wasn't the worst but all he did was fill the air with useless noise.

Seriously 40-50 posts a day that are mostly Who or Zappa references or erotic Hitler fan fiction?

Would you want me dropping 50 hamster pictures all over the board every day? Or Panzer littering random threads with pics of his own shit or hairy asses or whatever 50 times a day?


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#491714 - 07/14/10 08:40 AM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Ivor could have started one thread in the cage or even shitlist and just kept making new posts in that single thread to inflate his post count. Instead he intentionally spread the inane shit all over the board and kept making new threads.

I like busting people's balls as much as the next guy but at least put a nominal effort into focusing on one individual or a few specific people rather than just annoying the whole forum for the sake of padding your post count to get some bullshit title under your name.

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#491715 - 07/14/10 09:13 AM Re: Hey ivor
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Posts: 2401
Both valid arguments. You have convinced me.
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#491716 - 07/14/10 09:23 AM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I say ban him for a few weeks then if this forum's software will allow it have an admin reset his post count to zero.
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#491717 - 07/14/10 09:49 AM Re: Hey ivor
Anonymous
Unregistered


Can't any of you read? :Looks_especially_at_Northrop: It's only temporary until he can be put into the penalty box.

A few days in the box is good for the soul. Trust me, I oughta know.

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#491718 - 07/14/10 10:52 AM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Quote:

It's only temporary until he can be put into the penalty box.




Whores lie.

Actually I do have to give Gia credit. She's the only mod doing her job. AWOP mods should have already handled this.
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#491719 - 07/14/10 11:56 AM Re: Hey ivor
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Quote:

He wasn't the worst but all he did was fill the air with useless noise.




This entire board is useless noise. It's just a way to pass the time. That one awful back and forth bickering he did with Pirate Bob, Pirate Bob seems like a lonely guy anyway. The company was good for him.

Quote:

Would you want me dropping 50 hamster pictures all over the board every day? Or Panzer littering random threads with pics of his own shit or hairy asses or whatever 50 times a day?




Show me one good thread ivor fucked up. All the threads he shat on were shit anyway.

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Can't any of you read? :Looks_especially_at_Northrop: It's only temporary until he can be put into the penalty box.




It's a warning that he's got to stop doing his thing. This guy was on his way toward fireworks. The several people he irritated the fuck out of, it would only have gotten greater. Gia is typically a great mod, but this move was pre-mature. It hadn't even started to get out of hand yet.

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#491720 - 07/14/10 12:11 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
He'll either get over it or he won't. Even I have been banned before, no big deal.

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#491721 - 07/14/10 07:02 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Damn, ivor always seemed relatively normal, even nice. I think I remember he posted that he used to do youth counseling or something... But lately his posts are just plain weird. It's like he's on a fucking bender. And then some. I think northrop is right though, could have been entertaining from the sidelines if it went on a little longer and people got really mad
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#491722 - 07/14/10 07:38 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
The point is, he was solely posting to make people mad or to elevate his post count. Both motives lack merit.

Had he rejoined me in the "who wants to argue" thread he could have at least raised his post count.

Whiners like Northrup/Hyde will never be happy. Gia did the right thing.

Northrup why hasn't Obama stopped the oil leak?

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#491723 - 07/14/10 08:39 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
His biscuit lips were collecting hydrate crystals as they were lowering him over the leak.
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#491724 - 07/15/10 07:30 AM Re: Hey ivor
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
If getting a different title under your user name on any forum becomes something you circle the calendar for it might be time to reorganize your priority list or get a hobby.
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#491725 - 07/15/10 08:18 AM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
I'll admit to padding my post count to get away from Brandon Alt.
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#491726 - 07/15/10 08:27 AM Re: Hey ivor
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

I think I remember he posted that he used to do youth counseling or something




Thats a polite way of admitting he's a registered sex offender who liked to have sex with children until he got caught.
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#491727 - 07/15/10 10:13 AM Re: Hey ivor
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Quote:

The point is, he was solely posting to make people mad or to elevate his post count. Both motives lack merit.

Had he rejoined me in the "who wants to argue" thread he could have at least raised his post count.

Whiners like Northrup/Hyde will never be happy. Gia did the right thing.

Northrup why hasn't Obama stopped the oil leak?




Bornyo, re-read your post. Who's the one whining?

And, it's amazing how thick headed you guys are. The "elevating the post count" thing was shtick. It's like you fall for the same stupid joke again and again. lol

Making people mad is hilarious. Trolling is a form of humor that could have only become so widespread to the degree it has on a medium like the internet. But, you only had to talk to ivor for like 2 seconds before he started turning all sweet and shit on you. Just making people mad isn't what he was trying to do.

Nobody's asked Obama to stop the oil leak. Are you whining about that too?

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#491728 - 07/15/10 06:44 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
It never occurred to me until just now that you might be a woman. That explains a lot.

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#491729 - 07/16/10 05:06 AM Re: Hey ivor
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
ivor really chapped your ass didn't he?

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#491730 - 07/16/10 05:49 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
who?

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#491731 - 07/16/10 05:58 PM Re: Hey ivor
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#491732 - 07/16/10 11:08 PM Re: Hey ivor
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
So, this is a 5-star post?!?

To elaborate, on initial entry into this thread, the "front door" says 5 stars, leading me to think this is something-something...

BULLSHIT!, This is not something or even anything!

A BIG WASTE OF MY TIME THIS THREAD IS!!!!

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#491733 - 07/20/10 05:57 AM Re: Hey ivor
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
In a great mood. Gonna unban Ivor soon.
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#491734 - 07/22/10 05:00 PM Re: Hey ivor
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:

The point is, he was solely posting to make people mad or to elevate his post count. Both motives lack merit.




Are you serious? 90 percent of the posts on here are made to get people mad.


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#491735 - 07/22/10 05:34 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


Are you serious? 90 percent of the posts on here are made to get people mad.





Where'd you get that statistic? Those folks in England keeping up with "global warming"?

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#491736 - 07/22/10 08:48 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 01/27/06
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Loc: Jaundice Town
doesn't this all seem a bit silly?

i mean all of this?

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