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#491687 - 07/13/10 06:39 PM Hey ivor
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Only 21 posts yesterday, what happened?
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#491688 - 07/13/10 06:52 PM Re: Hey ivor
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
He musta had the shits and no laptop.
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#491689 - 07/13/10 07:05 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Closin' in on 2200. Start yer engines.

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#491690 - 07/13/10 08:34 PM Re: Hey ivor
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
I have never been able to see how you all get these huge postcounts. This is probably the forum I'm most involved with and I don't think I'm even near 300. And some of you guys have like 7000. I'm not making any judgements. Just sayin'.
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#491691 - 07/13/10 08:36 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Barry, we wasted a lot of time on posts like this one, while some people spent more time sending PMs.

A sign of mis-spent youth. Or old age.

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#491692 - 07/13/10 08:41 PM Re: Hey ivor
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Barry, we wasted a lot of time on posts like this one, while some people spent more time sending PMs.

A sign of mis-spent youth. Or old age.




As good an answer as any. I just can't imagine doing like 20 of my trademark long winded blowhard gasbag rants a day.
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#491693 - 07/13/10 08:42 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Just responding to this forum's quantity-rewarding incentives. Secondary explanation is that I use this forum to experiment with word economy.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (07/13/10 08:44 PM)

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#491694 - 07/13/10 08:43 PM Re: Hey ivor
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

I have never been able to see how you all get these huge postcounts. This is probably the forum I'm most involved with and I don't think I'm even near 300. And some of you guys have like 7000. I'm not making any judgements. Just sayin'.




Wait. 720something? What the fuck? How did this happen?
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#491695 - 07/13/10 08:46 PM Re: Hey ivor
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Just responding to this forum's quantity-rewarding incentives.




Yeah, but how many Pink Cross refrigerator magnets does one person need?
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#491696 - 07/13/10 08:52 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
One advances based upon post counts. It is entirely rational considering that this site seeks to enhance the number of postings for business reasons.

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#491697 - 07/13/10 09:09 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I don't see any reward for anyone for more of your posts, Ivor. Not the hosts and least of all the readers. You are a dullard, sir. You lower the curve.

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#491698 - 07/13/10 09:10 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Your posts ain't so great, really. Lotta CW. Very little original thinking.

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#491699 - 07/13/10 09:18 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Most of my posts were give and takes between posters I loved or hated. I guess you could say the same except delete the love part.

I don't post much anymore and rarely, if ever, felt compelled to post unlike yourself. Lest you think you are trolling me now, I will engage you to the extent I care to, and no further.

I think you should delete xpt from your bookmarks before your caretaker/daughter/enabler finds it in your browser and everyone will be better off.

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#491700 - 07/13/10 09:21 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Badly missed the mark on the last sentence. Jim B is quite a bit more intelligent than are you.

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#491701 - 07/13/10 09:22 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
As an aside, it would be great if ivorenginedriver was a chickenmaster alt-id.

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#491702 - 07/13/10 09:24 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Just a sooty old engine driver who aims to make the ladies feel alright.

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#491703 - 07/13/10 09:32 PM Re: Hey ivor
J.B. Offline
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Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
Even I think you're posting too much. Take a week off, already.
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#491704 - 07/13/10 09:33 PM Re: Hey ivor
Anonymous
Unregistered


^^^Well, there you have it...

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#491705 - 07/13/10 09:37 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
How can I take a week off now? Raoul Duke and Jim B posted simultaneously. How often does that happen? Clark Kent and Superman?

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#491706 - 07/13/10 11:11 PM Re: Hey ivor
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
No idea. Stop posting.
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#491707 - 07/13/10 11:30 PM Re: Hey ivor
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

No idea. Stop posting.





Didn't Electro and Darrah both get banned for posting too much? At the height of their pointless posting stages, both were far more entertaining than this imbecile.
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#491708 - 07/14/10 02:13 AM Re: Hey ivor
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Just banned ivor for crapping all over the board. I don't know how to do penalty box, so it's bansville, dude. For now. Til I decide when.
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#491709 - 07/14/10 03:51 AM Re: Hey ivor
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
^^^^ This.More^^^<3
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#491710 - 07/14/10 05:40 AM Re: Hey ivor
Northrop Offline
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Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Quote:

Just banned ivor for crapping all over the board. I don't know how to do penalty box, so it's bansville, dude. For now. Til I decide when.




Pfffffft, any time anybody gets this board significantly rattled up, they just ban him. I thought it was funny watching people get worked up for no reason over ivor. Somebody take that stupid disclaimer off The Cage, it makes this place look like a bunch of pussies.

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#491711 - 07/14/10 06:23 AM Re: Hey ivor
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
There needs to be a way where Ivannaboreyounow can post whenever, wherever, and however often he wants. Just as long as no one else but him can see the posts everyone will be happy, some kind of communal ignore switch.
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#491712 - 07/14/10 06:34 AM Re: Hey ivor
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Aww man. Ivor has annoyed me the past couple days, but he hasn't done anything to be worth a banning. The only one hear he has even really argued with is Barry, and that was all contained in the one shitty AWOP thread. Every other time someone has tried to call him out, he ran and hid for a couple hours. Much like a dog that keeps jumping on you, after a smack in the mouth, he calms down. No need to ban the guy.

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#491713 - 07/14/10 08:24 AM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Keep in mind before questioning his ban that he registered in 2005. He knew exactly where he was headed when he started his posting binge.

Posters should get the boot when they admit to posting simply to raise their post count.

The guy wasn't trying to use a discussion board, as he said he was just trying to post for postings sake.

He wasn't the worst but all he did was fill the air with useless noise.

Seriously 40-50 posts a day that are mostly Who or Zappa references or erotic Hitler fan fiction?

Would you want me dropping 50 hamster pictures all over the board every day? Or Panzer littering random threads with pics of his own shit or hairy asses or whatever 50 times a day?


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#491714 - 07/14/10 08:40 AM Re: Hey ivor
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Ivor could have started one thread in the cage or even shitlist and just kept making new posts in that single thread to inflate his post count. Instead he intentionally spread the inane shit all over the board and kept making new threads.

I like busting people's balls as much as the next guy but at least put a nominal effort into focusing on one individual or a few specific people rather than just annoying the whole forum for the sake of padding your post count to get some bullshit title under your name.

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#491715 - 07/14/10 09:13 AM Re: Hey ivor
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Both valid arguments. You have convinced me.
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#491716 - 07/14/10 09:23 AM Re: Hey ivor
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I say ban him for a few weeks then if this forum's software will allow it have an admin reset his post count to zero.
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#491717 - 07/14/10 09:49 AM Re: Hey ivor
Anonymous
Unregistered


Can't any of you read? :Looks_especially_at_Northrop: It's only temporary until he can be put into the penalty box.

A few days in the box is good for the soul. Trust me, I oughta know.

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#491718 - 07/14/10 10:52 AM Re: Hey ivor
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Quote:

It's only temporary until he can be put into the penalty box.




Whores lie.

Actually I do have to give Gia credit. She's the only mod doing her job. AWOP mods should have already handled this.
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#491719 - 07/14/10 11:56 AM Re: Hey ivor
Northrop Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Quote:

He wasn't the worst but all he did was fill the air with useless noise.




This entire board is useless noise. It's just a way to pass the time. That one awful back and forth bickering he did with Pirate Bob, Pirate Bob seems like a lonely guy anyway. The company was good for him.

Quote:

Would you want me dropping 50 hamster pictures all over the board every day? Or Panzer littering random threads with pics of his own shit or hairy asses or whatever 50 times a day?




Show me one good thread ivor fucked up. All the threads he shat on were shit anyway.

Quote:

Can't any of you read? :Looks_especially_at_Northrop: It's only temporary until he can be put into the penalty box.




It's a warning that he's got to stop doing his thing. This guy was on his way toward fireworks. The several people he irritated the fuck out of, it would only have gotten greater. Gia is typically a great mod, but this move was pre-mature. It hadn't even started to get out of hand yet.

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#491720 - 07/14/10 12:11 PM Re: Hey ivor
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
He'll either get over it or he won't. Even I have been banned before, no big deal.

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#491721 - 07/14/10 07:02 PM Re: Hey ivor
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Damn, ivor always seemed relatively normal, even nice. I think I remember he posted that he used to do youth counseling or something... But lately his posts are just plain weird. It's like he's on a fucking bender. And then some. I think northrop is right though, could have been entertaining from the sidelines if it went on a little longer and people got really mad
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#491722 - 07/14/10 07:38 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
The point is, he was solely posting to make people mad or to elevate his post count. Both motives lack merit.

Had he rejoined me in the "who wants to argue" thread he could have at least raised his post count.

Whiners like Northrup/Hyde will never be happy. Gia did the right thing.

Northrup why hasn't Obama stopped the oil leak?

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#491723 - 07/14/10 08:39 PM Re: Hey ivor
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
His biscuit lips were collecting hydrate crystals as they were lowering him over the leak.
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#491724 - 07/15/10 07:30 AM Re: Hey ivor
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
If getting a different title under your user name on any forum becomes something you circle the calendar for it might be time to reorganize your priority list or get a hobby.
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#491725 - 07/15/10 08:18 AM Re: Hey ivor
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
I'll admit to padding my post count to get away from Brandon Alt.
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#491726 - 07/15/10 08:27 AM Re: Hey ivor
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

I think I remember he posted that he used to do youth counseling or something




Thats a polite way of admitting he's a registered sex offender who liked to have sex with children until he got caught.
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#491727 - 07/15/10 10:13 AM Re: Hey ivor
Northrop Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Quote:

The point is, he was solely posting to make people mad or to elevate his post count. Both motives lack merit.

Had he rejoined me in the "who wants to argue" thread he could have at least raised his post count.

Whiners like Northrup/Hyde will never be happy. Gia did the right thing.

Northrup why hasn't Obama stopped the oil leak?




Bornyo, re-read your post. Who's the one whining?

And, it's amazing how thick headed you guys are. The "elevating the post count" thing was shtick. It's like you fall for the same stupid joke again and again. lol

Making people mad is hilarious. Trolling is a form of humor that could have only become so widespread to the degree it has on a medium like the internet. But, you only had to talk to ivor for like 2 seconds before he started turning all sweet and shit on you. Just making people mad isn't what he was trying to do.

Nobody's asked Obama to stop the oil leak. Are you whining about that too?

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#491728 - 07/15/10 06:44 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
It never occurred to me until just now that you might be a woman. That explains a lot.

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#491729 - 07/16/10 05:06 AM Re: Hey ivor
Northrop Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
ivor really chapped your ass didn't he?

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#491730 - 07/16/10 05:49 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
who?

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#491731 - 07/16/10 05:58 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Pervert

Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141


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#491732 - 07/16/10 11:08 PM Re: Hey ivor
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
So, this is a 5-star post?!?

To elaborate, on initial entry into this thread, the "front door" says 5 stars, leading me to think this is something-something...

BULLSHIT!, This is not something or even anything!

A BIG WASTE OF MY TIME THIS THREAD IS!!!!

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#491733 - 07/20/10 05:57 AM Re: Hey ivor
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
In a great mood. Gonna unban Ivor soon.
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#491734 - 07/22/10 05:00 PM Re: Hey ivor
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:

The point is, he was solely posting to make people mad or to elevate his post count. Both motives lack merit.




Are you serious? 90 percent of the posts on here are made to get people mad.


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#491735 - 07/22/10 05:34 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:


Are you serious? 90 percent of the posts on here are made to get people mad.





Where'd you get that statistic? Those folks in England keeping up with "global warming"?

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#491736 - 07/22/10 08:48 PM Re: Hey ivor
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
doesn't this all seem a bit silly?

i mean all of this?

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#491737 - 07/24/10 11:37 AM Re: Hey ivor
Northrop Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/13/07
Posts: 1011
Quote:

Are you serious? 90 percent of the posts on here are made to get people mad.






Claude, you'll love another post Bornyo made right after his proclamation that posting to make people mad is "without merit". He actually started a thread right about 3 hours after after making that comment that was titled something like "XPT needs a new villian!".

The thread is probably still on the first or second page of the Cage, check the date...

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#491738 - 07/24/10 10:28 PM Re: Hey ivor
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
It's cute how you clued Claude in to that other post. Almost like you had a friend.

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#491739 - 07/25/10 09:17 AM Re: Hey ivor
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Gee B. Whaddaya mean ? We're all friends here. Right?.......uhhh right ?
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#491740 - 07/27/10 02:37 AM Re: Hey ivor
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Hey Ivor, you're UNBANNED.
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#491741 - 07/27/10 02:52 AM Re: Hey ivor
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:

Where'd you get that statistic? Those folks in England keeping up with "global warming"?





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#491742 - 07/27/10 03:04 AM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Skates out of the box. A hearty handshake for Northrop. Kisses for ThrockieMW and MarleyFAdieu. Love you too, Gia.

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#491743 - 07/27/10 03:14 AM Re: Hey ivor
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
jesus fucking a, that was quick
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#491744 - 07/27/10 03:16 AM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Early bird gets the worm and all you know. Sunrise here on the east coast. Mwah, Gia.

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#491745 - 07/27/10 03:50 AM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Can't overlook Claude Goddadr. Another hearty handshake is in order. BTW it was quite a hoot the way this thread kept going while I was banned.

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#491746 - 07/27/10 08:40 AM Re: Hey ivor
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Welcome back ya big fucking dumbass !
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#491747 - 07/27/10 08:54 AM Re: Hey ivor
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Thats it bdm...push him right into double digit posts his first day back.
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#491748 - 07/27/10 09:02 AM Re: Hey ivor
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
You know it's inevitable with or without my help. Hell it's barely noon. Pool on how many today ?
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#491749 - 07/27/10 09:45 AM Re: Hey ivor
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Sure.. 17 and Berry tells him to shut up before 14.
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#491750 - 07/27/10 05:14 PM Re: Hey ivor
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
It's after 8 here. What's the count ?
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#491751 - 07/27/10 07:03 PM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Can I get in on the pool?

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#491752 - 07/28/10 04:57 AM Re: Hey ivor
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Nope you'd just piss in it !
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#491753 - 07/28/10 05:36 AM Re: Hey ivor
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Neve have yet. Learned discipline from the old man. OK to piss on your rifle at the frozen Chosin in the freezin season, but never in the pool.

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#491754 - 02/21/11 04:15 AM Re: Hey ivor
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Ivor is into fem dom? You can see his posts here. Maryland seems like an okay place to live though. How come you never made any posts on that Ravens message board?

Plug that into google if you would like to snicker at ivor a bit.

ivorenginedriver site:domboss.com

http://www.release.oceancity.com/content/users/ivorenginedriver

That's you too, right?







He only managed 5 posts on the femdom board. Guess the admins clipped him before he went post crazy.


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#491755 - 02/21/11 06:31 AM Re: Hey ivor
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Nice try, but the whole Diana Rigg leather-wearing thing was before my time and I loathe Ocean City, much preferring the Florida beaches since my Dad lives right on a very nice one. Keep looking and you might where I post and when you get it right everyone can get a big thrill from reading my posts on the Ravens, the Middle East, Obama vs. Palin, and Baltimore issues.

PS-Hope you are feeling better this morning, patient Ned. I noticed that you only PM'd me twenty times last night. Be sure to call your therapist this morning and tell her how you are acting out. Time to adjust the medications, old chum.

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#491756 - 02/21/11 02:10 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Ivor, let me straighten something out for your tiny brain. I'll do it slowly.

I.have.already.admitted.to.being.a.mental.patient.and.discussed.it.

Thus it's not an insult, it is just you showing you have no game and are utterly witless.

But here you are opening several PMs from me with titles like "you suck at life". Now that is just plain stupid, is it a condition you were born with like mine, or was it finely honed over time?

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#491757 - 02/21/11 02:30 PM Re: Hey ivor
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I didn't open any of the twenty or so PMs you sent me overnight, nor will I open any in the future. I opened the first one since you had heretofore never send me improper communications, and opened the second merely to confirm my concerns. Whatever psychological conditions you or I may have inherited ought hardly be used as an excuse for harassment. I urge you to have a frank discussion with your therapist, including this little episode of PM "nightriding". If the other twenty attachments were at the same level of morbidity as the two that I opened, it would seem prudent to have your therapist probe into this type of behavior. Wish you the best of luck in resolving these issues, so that you can resume a more productive and satisfactory way of life. Spending the wee hours of the morning bombarding a person you don't know with hateful PMs and grotesque attachments is no way to spend one's life. I believe that you are capable of greater things, and urge you to place your confidence in Canada's fine mental health professionals. Good luck.

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#491758 - 02/21/11 02:39 PM Re: Hey ivor
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You totally missed the point of that last post. You keep going on about therapists and mental health because that is all you can think of. Try something that doesn't just make me roll my eyes and say "gee, never heard that one before".

I am directly attacking your shitty lame posts.

Do you see the difference there? Get creative here, at least criticize one of my posts. The therapist thing was tired the first time you used it.

Just give it a shot. Any idiot can come up with "you should see your doctor and get that checked out" and sadly that seems to be all you're capable of.

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#491759 - 02/21/11 02:41 PM Re: Hey ivor
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You are the one missing the point. I choose not to play this little flame war game with you since you have demonstrated a lack of parameters.

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#491760 - 02/21/11 03:04 PM Re: Hey ivor
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You've got to be kidding! I've had you playing for months.

Is it time for another mental health jab? Maybe you became a bit more thoughtful in the last 20 minutes? Oh, I hope so.

I think reason you aren't "playing along" (even though you keep posting) is that you are awful at posting. Second insult is the same as the first is the same as the third and so on.

And just to clarify, being a shitty awful poster ought to be curable. Mental health problems, much like most disabilities don't get fixed.

So I'm not sure how you expect a therapist to cure me of my disease but I have seen shitty posters become good posters before. Good luck.
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#491761 - 02/21/11 03:28 PM Re: Hey ivor
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I have been distressed for years about the tendency amongst some providers to promise cures, and applaud your realism. OTOH taking a defeatist attitude can lead one to fulfill one's potential. Late night PM jihads are certainly indicative that something is amiss, after all it took me about fifteen seconds to delete the lot of them. Remember the old phrase "lost time is not found again"? I am coming to the conclusion that we are both wasting our time in this thread, and as long as you remain within some parameters of decency would be satisfied for you to have the last as well as the first word in this "exchange of views". Ciao for now.

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#491762 - 02/21/11 05:59 PM Re: Hey ivor
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just what, pray tell, happened here?

it'd be much more entertaining if this wasn't conducted privately and bitched about in a thread, there's too much hatred left out. i mean, i can't figure out what exactly got the guy banned, why they dislike each other, the basics for a long thread like this.
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#491763 - 02/21/11 06:10 PM Re: Hey ivor
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who knows...

Quote:

doesn't this all seem a bit silly?

i mean all of this?






best post in the thread...
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#491764 - 02/21/11 06:16 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Not really interested in perpetuating any hatefest. I am an old engine driver from the old school and view electronic messages as I do mail, and therefore respond negatively to spamming. The other party can explain his conduct or not as he sees fit. Gia Jordan banned me last year, I am not complaining, she had the power and exercised it, no BFD. Frankly, this whole thing is a tempest in a teapot and serves as a poor substitute for actual industry information, which seems to be on the rapid decline. I don't plan on perpetuating this teapot tempest, because I am begin to find the whole matter tedious and I would rather not get The Order of the Boot for a second time.

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#491765 - 02/21/11 06:17 PM Re: Hey ivor
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If I recall correctly that was a post from The Fatman/DJT. I miss The Fatman.

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#491766 - 02/21/11 06:25 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Elaborator said:
Quote:

doesn't this all seem a bit silly?

i mean all of this?






This topic is less than 1 page long and there is a "find" function (ctrl-f) on your browser. Ivor, is there any doubt about why I think you are more than a bit mentally handicapped? You seem to be proving my point.
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#491767 - 02/21/11 06:28 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Up to now I have at least been able to make sense out of your posts, but all I can say to your latest salvo is WTF are you referring to, dude?

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#491768 - 02/25/11 06:15 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Hey Ivor?

Is the reason you keep posting dreadfully dull garbage because you are trying to get a new title under your name?

You have admitted to doing this before so I am just asking if you are doing it again?

And again, go ahead and make fun of my disability, I am sure that is winning you lots of friends.

I am going to go ahead and say it again, I suspect you are either wasted drunk or mentally incapacitated in some other way. Can you admit to a mental disability that explains your shit posting?
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#491769 - 02/25/11 06:24 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Ivorbarelyconscious said:
Quote:

Up to now I have at least been able to make sense out of your posts, but all I can say to your latest salvo is WTF are you referring to, dude?





99 posts per page Ctrl-f finds words... Can't you put this idea into practice?

I showed you it wasn't Fatman who made the post in question and then I told you how you could have found that out. Apparently this is beyond your mental capacity?

Have you spoken to your psychiatrist about issues with memory loss?

(see how stupid it sounds when you or I attack mental health) But seriously are you brain damaged?
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#491770 - 02/25/11 06:24 PM Re: Hey ivor
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I wouldn't make any excuses for my posts, good, bad, or indifferent. Let folks think of them what they will. Last summer when I was padding my post count I cheerfully admitted as such, didn't see any great harm in it, someone with power saw it differently, so be it, I got over it, someday you might, too. Since you have seen fit to advise me, I will advise you of something, you ought to quit using your disability as a crutch and an excuse. Millions of people have the same disability. I have noticed that the CMIs who are stuck in the days programs and stuck on the short bus can't stop talking about their psychological disabilities. Others get on with life and get out of the psych rehab programs, and they are the ones who don't make excuses. Didn't Goethe once say, hammer or the anvil be? Think about it?

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#491771 - 02/25/11 06:28 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Quote:

I wouldn't make any excuses for my posts, good, bad, or indifferent.




It's time to start to make excuses because your posts stink.

I didn't read the rest of your spew because you don't understand the idea of paragraphs or line breaks even.

Your posts suck and you continue to prove it, every single time.
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#491772 - 02/25/11 06:30 PM Re: Hey ivor
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In response to your second post, memory loss would be within the province of a neurologist rather than a psychiatrist, and minor memory losses are considered part of the aging process and not worth the possible iatrogenic effects associated with pharmaceutical treatments. You really ought to take my word for it that the post to which I believe you are referring was posted by DJT/The Fatman, as the "pacification" emoticon was one of his "signature" moves. Or you could let the whole thing rest. That might be the healthiest approach.

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#491773 - 02/25/11 06:31 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Could you be any more boring? I am being serious. Could your posts be any more dull?
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#491774 - 02/25/11 06:32 PM Re: Hey ivor
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The whole point is not to make excuses for things, not to dwell on minor things. Hasn't the cognitive-behavioral approach taken hold in Ontario yet? Or is treatment-noncompliance at the heart of the matter?

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#491775 - 02/25/11 06:33 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Quote:

In response to your second post, memory loss would be within the province of a neurologist rather than a psychiatrist, and minor memory losses are considered part of the aging process and not worth the possible iatrogenic effects associated with pharmaceutical treatments. You really ought to take my word for it that the post to which I believe you are referring was posted by DJT/The Fatman, as the "pacification" emoticon was one of his "signature" moves. Or you could let the whole thing rest. That might be the healthiest approach.




that was an elabo post. i only know because when i quoted it i realized how much i missed him and the night seemed to get just a little darker.
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#491776 - 02/25/11 06:34 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Again with the mental health stuff I AM BI-POLAR. I have admitted it several times before, why do you harp on this?

I think it is because you are awful at posting and might be drunk off your ass. Why is it that you have nothing witty to say EVER?

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#491777 - 02/25/11 06:35 PM Re: Hey ivor
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I have this book on the history of Libya that I am going to read. Maybe I will bore you with it tomorrow, but right now I am going to shut off the computer and read. Good night. Don't engage in any "disturbed" conduct tonight. It just magnifies stigmatization.

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#491778 - 02/25/11 06:37 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Quote:

that was an elabo post. i only know because when i quoted it i realized how much i missed him and the night seemed to get just a little darker.




Where is the belaborator, anyway. I miss my li'l victim.

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#491779 - 02/25/11 06:39 PM Re: Hey ivor
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I see you're quitting.

I hope you quit life.

Quote:

Don't engage in any "disturbed" conduct tonight. It just magnifies stigmatization.




Blah blah blah, again.
You might be trying to be interesting but you fail at it.

Also why did you quote "disturbed" nobody in this thread has said that word?
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#491780 - 02/25/11 07:08 PM Re: Hey ivor
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Ivordrunkashell said:
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Just responding to this forum's quantity-rewarding incentives. Secondary explanation is that I use this forum to experiment with word economy.




I suppose you are trying to avoid word economy?
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