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I love nurses, even more than I love slutty morally bankrupt whores-for-hire who will allow me to jerk off into their mouths for a few measly dollars. nurses fucking rule....they really have the most genuinely perverted (in a good way) outlooks on how a relationship should go....

For much of my life, I have kept things simple and fresh by keeping a select group of escorts/strippers on speed dial and establishing win-win relationships with these whores, getting my cum gobbled when the mood hits me for a price that is reasonable and appropriate. This has allowed me to remain unfettered in life and to be as happy as someone in my circumstances can be....

for the past 20+ years since College however, I have had a handful of "normal" conventional relationships (four), none of which lasted more than a year and change....3 of the four relationships were with nursey nurses (and earlier this year I had a brief, weird 6 week fling with a nurse in Atlantic City who, while being an enthusiastic cum gobbler, wound up barfing on my wheelchair footrsts one evening after drinking 2 bottles of ridiculously OVER-priced wine at the Tropicana's gourmet nightmare Wellingtons....)

I would do just about anything, even Pay her anything, to get a shot at this ridiculously hott healthcare worker known as throck martins whore. Holy HOLY shiiiit is she sploogerific....

NAME your price tmw, I will hire you as my own private caregiver....you have never been lovingly degraded by a patient until you work a shift with ME as your patient.

So when can I expect you?



Hey gimpy... you shoud be asking Doc Throck for HIS permission FIRST before rambling your perverted oxycontin induced nursing mouth off about my personal cumwhore... besides she doesn't need to be inticed by your cum stained $$$ into your deviant sexual nursing perversions of pediatric enemas... 6 French foley catheters and bed pans... I take good care of my fuckdoll in all ways... pipe down gimp... go snort some benzodiazepines because if you ever end up in my ER as my patient... I'll be performing experimental rectal prodcedures on your lame ass without anesthesia even if you've been assesed for only a hangnail... got it wheel boy