Fans of the Calgary Stampede know that it’s billed as The Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth. They are right! Perfect summer weather, rodeo, music, parties, rides, games, carnival food, dancing, fireworks, and lots and lots of drinking! It’s the best time visit Calgary and everyone celebrates for 10 days straight. 1.3 million visitors are expected this year.

Well, allow me to introduce you to The Greatest Indoor Show On Earth aka Alicia Andrews. She made a repeat performance for www.loadmymouth.com today that left me happier than a fan of Team Espana at the World Cup. My cup runneth over and Alicia drank it all down. Serously, she is an orally gifted eater of sperm. As David Guetta and Akon would say about this Sexy Bitch, “I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.”

Now I know what you’re saying. “Fuck you, Brandon! All you do is squawk about all the girls sucking you off! I’m sick of it!” Relax, my friend. I’ve got your back. In this performance, Alicia gives you exact times and days she strips at an Edmonton dance club. You can meet her directly and charm her with your own checkbook. It’s a real aphrodisiac, trust me. What are you saving that inheritance for anyways? Your relatives would want you to be happy and you can’t take it with you. You may, however, be able to take Alicia with you….if the price is right. If Bob Barker can make it up to Edmonton to try to save Lucy the Elephant from her tiny pachyderm prison-like pen at the zoo, surely you can use part of your summer vacation to do something nice for #1.





More pics at the blog at www.brandoniron.com or click here: http://blogs.pornstarnetwork.com/brandoniron/2010/07/12/the-greatest-outdoor-show-on-earth


Now, there are some of you who will look at the cowboy-hatted man in the last photo and assume that Max Hardcore is out of prison. You are incorrect. That dude is me....and, sadly, Max is still serving his 44 month sentence for obscenity. We are all safe now that we don’t have to worry about him breaking into our homes and forcing us to watch his movies.

(Alicia shot this scene today and it will go up on the site soon.)

Alicia is another sweet young thang, and bringing her into pornworld is just another step in toward your ultimate destiny, to be the James Brown of porn. TY for bringing up Max Hardcore again, but you should know that we 'Muricans are freest people that have ever existed anywhere and that your Canadian ass could be end up at Guantanamo or doing the Emmet Till some of these days if you keep questioning that we are freest people that have ever existed anywhere in the history of our planet. ( due credit to Nicholson, J. and to those who wrote his lines).