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#491148 - 07/07/10 06:18 PM Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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#491150 - 07/07/10 07:33 PM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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She ought to be rendered unto my custody for whore training.

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#491151 - 07/07/10 08:52 PM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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Bitch is lucky the judge didn't see her finger nails with the "fuck you" painted on them. Contempt of court on top of everything else.

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#491152 - 07/07/10 09:38 PM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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I hate to say it, but this dimwits life was better with that shyster father around. Momma must be a total fuck up like Lindsay.
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#491153 - 07/07/10 11:09 PM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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The "fuck u" thing just blows me away. What an all around dumb ass move. I noticed she almost seemed to be getting some sympathetic coverage until someone noticed that. I give her a year.
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#491154 - 07/08/10 05:44 AM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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She still gonna play Linda Lovelace in a biopic?

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#491155 - 07/08/10 06:32 AM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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No she's playing Frances Farmer in real life. We are just about up to the scene where the orderlies in the mental hospital pimp her out against her will.
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#491156 - 07/08/10 03:25 PM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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#491157 - 07/08/10 08:30 PM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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When one fucks the sentencing judge by violating her/his terms of probation, one generally gets fucked back hard.

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#491158 - 07/09/10 02:39 AM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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No she's playing Frances Farmer in real life. We are just about up to the scene where the orderlies in the mental hospital pimp her out against her will.




Best movie scene, ever.


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#491159 - 07/09/10 07:00 AM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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First orderly/guard that brings her a 20 bag of blow will probably get some anal. Rough anal too, like 1 goober lube and a lot of crying.
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#491160 - 07/09/10 12:18 PM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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Maybe Lindsay Lohan will lose all of her dough and become a PW.

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#491161 - 07/09/10 05:11 PM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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They say she's already shopping an after jail interview for a million. Say it could be the best thing for her, since she's about broke already.
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#491162 - 07/09/10 07:08 PM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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Incarceration will enhance her marketability.

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#491163 - 07/09/10 08:03 PM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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They say she's already shopping an after jail interview for a million. Say it could be the best thing for her, since she's about broke already.




The great and ironic thing about this is that if spends only an hour or two in jail, the interview won't be worth anything. She'll need to stay in at least a month for anyone to pay a decent amount for a post-incarceration interview. It is now in her best interest to serve the full sentence. Stupid whore.
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#491164 - 07/10/10 08:22 AM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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Incarceration will enhance her marketability.




Yeah i've heard she will probably only serve about 15 of the 90 days and even then she will be kept separate from the other inmates because of her celebrity status so the whole thing will be more like a holiday for her

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#491165 - 07/10/10 09:36 AM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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Incarceration will enhance her marketability.




Yeah i've heard she will probably only serve about 15 of the 90 days and even then she will be kept separate from the other inmates because of her celebrity status so the whole thing will be more like a holiday for her




I read somewhere that she's impossible to insure. Apparently that's why she hasn't been getting any roles. She may be marketable, but the accountants (the Jews who run Hollywood, Coke) see her as nothing but a huge financial risk.
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#491166 - 07/10/10 10:27 AM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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Yep. Too bad match game isn't around for her to be a blithering idiot on. Maybe she could get a re occurring spot on H'Wood Squares?

Also, too bad she's waaay to fucking nuts to latch on to a Hollywood sugar daddy. This broad is to cokie for Nicholson even. Is Robert Evans still around? She was probably passed around the Disney offices, so she will be used to wrinkly gray haired nut sacks bouncing off her face.
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#491167 - 07/10/10 05:34 PM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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She will not do time in Gen Pop but in Ad Sag. in Florida she would have been Baker Act'ed a long time ago....

as for future acting endevors....any movie bonding company that would take her on.....would also to need to be Baker Act'ed.

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#491168 - 07/11/10 06:47 AM Re: Lohan breaks down in court after sentencing
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IMO Baker Act track is more humane, less costly and more effective than the incarceration track. OTOH it is not in the best interests of the incarceration-industrial complex, and there is plenty of money to be made in the incarceration industry.

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