Wow! He really is a way out weirdo. I assumed he was the run of the mill XPT Gunker style weirdo. You know where Saturday night amounts to him home alone with a 12 pack of Natty Light, a bottle of lube, and a buttplug.

They really need to tattoo freaks like that on the forehead so you can pick them out of a crowd before you even have to talk to them.