3 ass beating threats in one thread? A record, perhaps? I'm sorry you're not handling dissent well, tuffie. OK, I'm not. But you are funny as fuck. Even Coke never threatened me. I'd assume it's mostly because he sees this for what it truly is.

I still maintain that for all your "I'm edumacated" nonsense, you're quick to say that you want to throw hands. Key there is to say you want to. You know and I know that there is no way in hell I'm travelling 2500 miles to drop you, just as we both know there's no way you're travelling 2500 miles to demand satisfaction. You've slapped me with your metaphorical interwebs glove and called me out on the field of honor, where the WN's hang apparently, so we can settle this in a gentleman's fashion. But the question begs. Why? We both know it won't happen. Not because of anybody being a pussy, but because of the simple logistics. Are you trying to impress someone? Jody Foster, maybe? Or are you simply drowning so much in self- loathing that you'll do anything to make people think you're "someone"? Or are just a high school kid who's mom isn't around much during summer break so you can lob some bombs on a forum? At the end of the day, matters little it does, young Jedi. But keep lobbing. You've managed to bring some well needed life to an otherwise dying place. And for that, I thank you. I haven't felt this way about this place since Desi was here.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.