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#490701 - 07/02/10 09:47 PM weirdest pervert in XPT history
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

One night Mistress Angelika (Geli) Raubal decided to really put Uncle Adolph/Slave Schickelgruber thatough a turn in the old barrel. She made Uncle Adolph sit in the corner and masturbate while Master Gregor Strasser longcocked her until she screamed and squealed. The she made slave Adolph suck on Master Gregor's cock, but this time she made him pull off Master Gregor' s cock prior to ejaculation. At Mistress Geli's command, slave Adolph stripped make and rode Master Gregor's cock reverse cowgirl while Leni Riefenstahl filmed the festivities. Poor slave Adolph could hardly take Master Gregor's cock, but eventually he rode and writhed and bounced up and down, while Mistresses Geli and Leni mocked his faggotry and assured him that he totally lacked the equipment to ever please or gain the respect of women who actually know him. Then Mistress Leni emitted an evil giggle and whispered a secret in Mistrees Geli's ear. At Mistress Geli's command, slave-bitch Adolph dismounted Master Gregor's cock, and Master Gregor then forced poor little slave Adolph to endure the A2M.






Ivorenginedriver is so into fantasizing about Hitler's molestation of his niece Geli that he writes fantasy scenarios about it and shares them on this beat off board. This has to make him the weirdest pervert in XPT history. Consider that while Panzer's anal/poop fetish is disgusting, it is common enough with perverts to support an entire porn genre. How many other perverts do you think there are in the world who think about Hitler and niece Geli while they beat off?


Did this guy previously go by a different name? I just noticed him a week ago when he oddly started posting vague blanket statements about the superiority of Democrats.

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#490702 - 07/02/10 11:55 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 04/19/08
Posts: 286
I was going through my old pics recently and found this. Thanks for giving me an excuse to post it.



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#490703 - 07/03/10 04:12 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Coke Stevenson, you stooge, I only post the gay Adolph fantasies when in response to your hateful posts about the Jewish people. Whether they continue or cease is entirey in your hands, my friend.

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#490704 - 07/03/10 05:35 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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#490705 - 07/03/10 10:00 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Schickelgruber couldn't even get wood to fuck, he like to have women curse him, beat him and make him lie supine while she squatted over his face and pissed and shat upon his Furrier face.

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#490706 - 07/03/10 10:48 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 06/22/07
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Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

Schickelgruber couldn't even get wood to fuck, he like to have women curse him, beat him and make him lie supine while she squatted over his face and pissed and shat upon his Furrier face.






More examples. Obviously he was furiously polishing the bishop with one hand while he typed that shit. Why the fuck would Hitler fantasies turn someone on? Bazaar.
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#490707 - 07/03/10 11:29 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
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Quote:

Coke Stevenson, you stooge, I only post the gay Adolph fantasies when in response to your hateful posts about the Jewish people. Whether they continue or cease is entirey in your hands, my friend.




Sorry, tuffie, but your little tales are a tad more involved than just to piss off a fellow tuffie. Maybe you should invite him over to shut you up in the real world, tuffie. Coke, do you drink Bud, or do you just like buds?
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#490708 - 07/03/10 01:10 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
Anonymous
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Take it to The Cage, gentlemen.

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#490709 - 07/03/10 01:59 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Barry and Adolph sitting under a tree, k-eye-ss-ing.

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#490710 - 07/03/10 02:18 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Barry and Adolph sitting under a tree, k-eye-ss-ing.




Bwahahahahahahaha! I so funny.

OK, Cokey. You're next. Let 'er rip.
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#490711 - 07/03/10 03:14 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 11/27/07
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Not only is ivor a bizarre perv but he is also your personal monkey.

Start a thread, any thread. Ivor is likely to post on it, even though he has nothing to say.

He has made 76 posts since the start of July.

@Ivor: You don't need to feel obligated to post in every thread. Post when you have something to add. This is friendly advice.

Hint: Just saying "I like titties" or whatever doesn't add to a thread.


Edited by conquistador (07/03/10 03:15 PM)
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#490712 - 07/03/10 07:01 PM Coke Stevenson = S^@&tt???
Anonymous
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Oh shit, it just occurred to me:


  • Cartoonish Ultra-Right Worldview?
  • Exaggerated Racism?
  • Over-the-Top Anti-Semitism?
  • Pedophilia?
  • Inability to Spell Simple Words in English?



I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Coke Stevenson is another one of S^@&tt's Rommel-type alts.

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#490713 - 07/03/10 08:25 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Conq-go argue with the site owner. He incents quantity of posts. Am just curious to see what I get when I hit 2000. Get over the ADT banning yet?

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#490714 - 07/04/10 08:01 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Am just curious to see what I get when I hit 2000.




A very special gift for a very special boy?
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#490715 - 07/04/10 08:24 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Havin' fun and can't wait to find out. Jimmy Buffet told me he was gonna strip you of your pirate status cuz you be macking with Smartt's neoNazi alt.

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#490716 - 07/04/10 09:05 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 09/01/08
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....but then who'll steal the peanut butter ?
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#490717 - 07/04/10 09:14 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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I don't enjoy being as asshole, but two of my grandfather's brothers fought in WW2, and being Volksdeutsch they were tasked with special and difficult missions. One was Army MI and helped re-establish the Freemasons in Germany. Whenever I see Nazi bullshit I go fucken apeshit on the neoNazi cocksuckers. About 17 years ago I was in a position to really fuck up some Nazi punk, but his woman begged on his behalf and I gave him three steps.

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#490718 - 07/04/10 11:42 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
Quote:

I don't enjoy being as asshole, but two of my grandfather's brothers fought in WW2, and being Volksdeutsch they were tasked with special and difficult missions. One was Army MI and helped re-establish the Freemasons in Germany. Whenever I see Nazi bullshit I go fucken apeshit on the neoNazi cocksuckers. About 17 years ago I was in a position to really fuck up some Nazi punk, but his woman begged on his behalf and I gave him three steps.






Your grandfather's brothers? Yeah, that really explains away why you'd post fantasy scenarios about Hitler sucking cock - lol. Totally normal.
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#490719 - 07/04/10 11:44 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 06/16/07
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Jean Genet wrote Funeral Rites after his young lover in the Resistance died fighting the Nazis, so who are we to judge?



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#490720 - 07/05/10 04:39 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Smartt don't know my fantasies. Smartt is smart enough to know what I am getting at, just creating a smokescreen.So, Sergio, been molesting little boys down there or are you playing nice, and limiting yourself to sucking the cokes of the adult tgirls so abundant in your home and native land.

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#490721 - 07/05/10 08:01 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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[quote/]About 17 years ago I was in a position to really fuck up some Nazi punk, but his woman begged on his behalf and I gave him three steps.




You really are a tuffie, then? Extra points for the Lynyrd Skynyrd reference.
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#490722 - 07/05/10 02:47 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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He stepped up to me and gave me the party salute along with a hearty Heil Hitler. He was all loose and sloppy from drinking, so I got the drop on him, step straight forward and my knee right against his crotch and asked him what was his major malfunction. His woman did him the greatest favor by gigglingly telling me that he had lots of issues, so I told him to get out of my sight ASAP. I believe in MYOFB, but when someone give me the party salute and shouts Heil Hitler in my face, I get kinda excited. My did was in the Fighting Fifth at the Battle of Seoul and at the frozen Chosin in the freezin' season so only Gods knows how many men he has killled, and he raised up to be a man and not to take shit from cocksucking Nazi punks.

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#490723 - 07/05/10 03:41 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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He stepped up to me and gave me the party salute along with a hearty Heil Hitler. He was all loose and sloppy from drinking, so I got the drop on him, step straight forward and my knee right against his crotch and asked him what was his major malfunction. His woman did him the greatest favor by gigglingly telling me that he had lots of issues, so I told him to get out of my sight ASAP. I believe in MYOFB, but when someone give me the party salute and shouts Heil Hitler in my face, I get kinda excited. My did was in the Fighting Fifth at the Battle of Seoul and at the frozen Chosin in the freezin' season so only Gods knows how many men he has killled, and he raised up to be a man and not to take shit from cocksucking Nazi punks.




Yeah. I'm sure it went just that way, tuffie. So educated, so Progressive, from, all due respect here, a fine military background, so well paid. Or is this another of your Nazi fantasies? The second one? Thought so.

You truly are the Most Interesting Man in the World. Stay thirsty, my friend.
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#490724 - 07/05/10 05:14 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
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I don't enjoy being as asshole, but two of my grandfather's brothers fought in WW2, and being Volksdeutsch they were tasked with special and difficult missions. One was Army MI and helped re-establish the Freemasons in Germany. Whenever I see Nazi bullshit I go fucken apeshit on the neoNazi cocksuckers. About 17 years ago I was in a position to really fuck up some Nazi punk, but his woman begged on his behalf and I gave him three steps.




Three goosesteps?
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#490725 - 07/05/10 06:20 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
If you don't believe me Barry, perhaps I could persuade you in person. Parrotheads are poofters at heart.

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#490726 - 07/05/10 06:25 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
TUP-the bitch ran like a scalded dog after his bitch mocked him. White trash loser prolly yelled at her after they got out of my earshot.

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#490727 - 07/05/10 08:52 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 03/14/08
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Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky


You truly are the Most Interesting Man in the World. Stay thirsty, my friend.

If he punched you in the face you would have to fight off the urge to thank him .
Oh and BTW, his Mother has a tattoo that says "Son"
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#490728 - 07/06/10 05:37 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Just postin' facts, my friend. Your opinion to the contrary notwithstanding. Wanna re-enact. See me in the R/W and give me the party salute wand shout Heil Hitler. Meet me tomorrow at a local white pride hangout called the Adlerhosrst/The Roost. It is located on Resiterstown road, which is a real white power stronghold in Maryland. Google maps will show you the way. Meetya at the two picinc tables in front as sundown. Lotsa white power skinhead folks will be there to back you up. Forget about the continental philosophy shit, come dressed in the full Ku Klux mumu. Bring a cross with plenty of gasoline soaked rags and plant that fucker between the two picnic tables and set that that old rugged cross ablaze. Then jump on one of those picnic tables give the party salute and shout out Heil Heitler. Don't forget to intersperse it with plenty of shouts for white power. Skin comrades from the Adlerhorst/The Roost will gather around you and you can start the white power revolution and get rid of all of the muds, Jews, and lefties like me. Would serve me right. Follow my plan according to the letter and you will be famous.


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#490729 - 07/06/10 08:03 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
3 ass beating threats in one thread? A record, perhaps? I'm sorry you're not handling dissent well, tuffie. OK, I'm not. But you are funny as fuck. Even Coke never threatened me. I'd assume it's mostly because he sees this for what it truly is.

I still maintain that for all your "I'm edumacated" nonsense, you're quick to say that you want to throw hands. Key there is to say you want to. You know and I know that there is no way in hell I'm travelling 2500 miles to drop you, just as we both know there's no way you're travelling 2500 miles to demand satisfaction. You've slapped me with your metaphorical interwebs glove and called me out on the field of honor, where the WN's hang apparently, so we can settle this in a gentleman's fashion. But the question begs. Why? We both know it won't happen. Not because of anybody being a pussy, but because of the simple logistics. Are you trying to impress someone? Jody Foster, maybe? Or are you simply drowning so much in self- loathing that you'll do anything to make people think you're "someone"? Or are just a high school kid who's mom isn't around much during summer break so you can lob some bombs on a forum? At the end of the day, matters little it does, young Jedi. But keep lobbing. You've managed to bring some well needed life to an otherwise dying place. And for that, I thank you. I haven't felt this way about this place since Desi was here.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.
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#490730 - 07/06/10 08:12 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Wow! He really is a way out weirdo. I assumed he was the run of the mill XPT Gunker style weirdo. You know where Saturday night amounts to him home alone with a 12 pack of Natty Light, a bottle of lube, and a buttplug.

They really need to tattoo freaks like that on the forehead so you can pick them out of a crowd before you even have to talk to them.

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#490731 - 07/06/10 12:10 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
What type of guy calls someone a liar and then hides behind their Internet anonymity? Join the white power Revolution taking place in Maryland. Come to a little carry-out restaurant on Reisterstown road named after our late beloved Fuehrer's favorite retreat, the Adlerhosrst. It is officially called The Roost, but it is a hardcore white power place that is ready for the RAHOWA. Come fully dressed in Ku Klux Klan regalia. Jump up on those two picnic table in front of this white power hangout, and proudly give the party salute, but for every Heil Hitler make sure you also shout out a loud and lusty White Power! Bring your Army of Northern Virginia Saint Andrews Cross confederate battle flags. Start a march eastbound on Reisterstown road, and hang a right on Garrison boulevard. White Power brothers and sisters will join you and the Day of the Rope will be at hand. You will receive a great medal for your efforts, Eisen Kreuz Hangkte Am Die Laterne. Go forth gents for your destiny awaits.

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#490732 - 07/06/10 02:12 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
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wtf is a parrothead?
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#490733 - 07/06/10 02:19 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 11/27/07
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You ever heard of google? While you're at it you might want to look up "figging". It'll make you feel even more gay than you normally do.
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#490734 - 07/06/10 02:33 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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#490735 - 07/06/10 03:22 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Loc: The Dirty: 480
It's mellow, but not smooth. Kinda shitty . . . Jimmy Buffet!
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#490736 - 07/06/10 03:57 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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What type of guy calls someone a liar and then hides behind their Internet anonymity? Join the white power Revolution taking place in Maryland. Come to a little carry-out restaurant on Reisterstown road named after our late beloved Fuehrer's favorite retreat, the Adlerhosrst. It is officially called The Roost, but it is a hardcore white power place that is ready for the RAHOWA. Come fully dressed in Ku Klux Klan regalia. Jump up on those two picnic table in front of this white power hangout, and proudly give the party salute, but for every Heil Hitler make sure you also shout out a loud and lusty White Power! Bring your Army of Northern Virginia Saint Andrews Cross confederate battle flags. Start a march eastbound on Reisterstown road, and hang a right on Garrison boulevard. White Power brothers and sisters will join you and the Day of the Rope will be at hand. You will receive a great medal for your efforts, Eisen Kreuz Hangkte Am Die Laterne. Go forth gents for your destiny awaits.




I'd figure a better type of guy than the type who lies then hides behind their interwebs anonymity. And probably a better guy than the guy who makes threats of violence from 2500 miles away. Hell, Coke's better than that. And he's a total piece of shit.

You seem pretty up on the Maryland WN's. Do you wander down there on days when you feel the "need"? Put on your little Pippi Longstockings pigtail wig, paint some freckles on your rosy cheeks? Tuck your junk betwixt your legs? Yeah, you're a little stormfront sweetie aren't you?
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#490737 - 07/06/10 08:00 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Registered: 09/19/05
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The type of guy who sympathizes with Coke Stevenson deserves medal. I call this medal Eisen Kreuz Henkte Am die Laterne. Meet me at the famous Maryland white power stronghold The Roost on Reisterstown road. We call The Roost the Adlerhorst, after our beloved Fuehrer's favorite getaway where he thought great thoughts on the superiority of the white race and how the muds were seeking to drag us down to their level. Meet me at the Adlerhorst/Roost and you will get your chance of the lifetime to settle accounts with me and kickstart the White Power Revolution. Make a majestic entrance by jumping upon one of the two picnic tables in front of the Adlerhorst/TheRoost dressed in full Ku Klux Klan regalia, then burn a cross and top it off with plenty of Nazi Party salutes alternating cries of Heil Hitler with those for White Power! I guarantee that you will become the center of attention and generate a great deal of excitement. Then you must display a noose and call upon your audience to help you track down the race traitor ivorenginedriver and impose The Day of the Rope on Ivor the Race-traitor. BTW I betrayed the white race again tonight by fucking a young lady who is half-Pinay and one quarter Cherokee. So get on the case Parrothead and track me down here in Merry-land. Don't forget to start by rounding up your local White Power posse and Maryland's White Power Central, the Adlerhorst/The Roost.

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#490738 - 07/06/10 08:29 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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OK, fuck, you win. You're the weirdest pervert in XPT history. Now STFU.
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#490739 - 07/06/10 08:33 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Make me shut up.

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#490740 - 07/07/10 08:02 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Make me shut up.




How can someone shut you up? The picnic table on on Highway 6, right? Here's a suggestion: You've gotten kind of repetative in the last few days (altho I totally agree with you on Vanessa Del Rio in General Discussion. She was a fucking piece of candy in the old days), what with your meet and beat requests and all. And a bit unglued from the looks of things. Put down the pipe, guy. Just until the weekend.

If you decide you still need to keep taking hits, shut the fuck up.
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#490741 - 07/07/10 08:04 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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The type of guy who sympathizes with Coke Stevenson deserves medal. I call this medal Eisen Kreuz Henkte Am die Laterne. Meet me at the famous Maryland white power stronghold The Roost on Reisterstown road. We call The Roost the Adlerhorst, after our beloved Fuehrer's favorite getaway where he thought great thoughts on the superiority of the white race and how the muds were seeking to drag us down to their level. Meet me at the Adlerhorst/Roost and you will get your chance of the lifetime to settle accounts with me and kickstart the White Power Revolution. Make a majestic entrance by jumping upon one of the two picnic tables in front of the Adlerhorst/TheRoost dressed in full Ku Klux Klan regalia, then burn a cross and top it off with plenty of Nazi Party salutes alternating cries of Heil Hitler with those for White Power! I guarantee that you will become the center of attention and generate a great deal of excitement. Then you must display a noose and call upon your audience to help you track down the race traitor ivorenginedriver and impose The Day of the Rope on Ivor the Race-traitor. BTW I betrayed the white race again tonight by fucking a young lady who is half-Pinay and one quarter Cherokee. So get on the case Parrothead and track me down here in Merry-land. Don't forget to start by rounding up your local White Power posse and Maryland's White Power Central, the Adlerhorst/The Roost.




Shut up.
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#490742 - 07/07/10 08:43 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
Meet me at the Adlerhorst/The Roost on Reisterstown road and shut me up.

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#490743 - 07/07/10 11:05 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Quote:

Meet me at the Adlerhorst/The Roost on Reisterstown road and shut me up.




Meet me at Pioneer Park by the old library and I will. The homos cruise there, so you'll be entertained until I get there.
Until then, shut up.
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#490744 - 07/08/10 05:32 AM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
It's gotta be the Adlerhorst/The Roost on Reisterstown road, and until then I will post as I please.

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#490745 - 07/08/10 03:45 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Meet me at the van down by the river.


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#490746 - 07/08/10 06:03 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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Meet me at the van down by the river.




Whats up with the roof?

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#490747 - 07/08/10 06:12 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
It's a VW Westphalia. Their camper model. The older ones are classics.

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#490748 - 07/08/10 08:22 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Ain't traveling, but any Fascists are welcome to take my suggestion and launch the White Supremacy Revolution at the Adlerhorst/The Roost on Reisterstown road. Fascists don't delay, your destiny awaits you. BTW how many XXXporntalkers remember back in 2006 when Jeff Steward shut down the site to show certain Fascist fuckers what the future could look like.

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#490749 - 07/08/10 09:05 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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It's a VW Westphalia. Their camper model. The older ones are classics.




The were indeed classics
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#490750 - 07/08/10 09:32 PM Re: weirdest pervert in XPT history
Bluecipher Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5096
Loc:
It looked like a Katyusha launcher from the mid 1970s. Or something the IRA tried to set up around 10 Downing in 1980.

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