Not only is ivor a bizarre perv but he is also your personal monkey.

Start a thread, any thread. Ivor is likely to post on it, even though he has nothing to say.

He has made 76 posts since the start of July.

@Ivor: You don't need to feel obligated to post in every thread. Post when you have something to add. This is friendly advice.

Hint: Just saying "I like titties" or whatever doesn't add to a thread.