Our bodies are in a constant, progressive state of decay from about 20 onwards. It's all downhill from our physical peaks. Memories fade. Hair starts to grow out of ears and ass cracks. Bones become brittle.

All I ask is that I spend the rest of my days receiving oral sex from as great a variety of women as possible. Is that too much to ask? Well, is it?

I enjoy the different styles of different women. Women who are not as hot as others often give much better head. They really, really try.

I am as much a social scientist as a pornographer.