I can't believe there has not been a whisper on here about this. The funniest story of the year so far.

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In a bombshell new police report vindicating The ENQUIRER's world exclusive of the AL GORE SEX SCANDAL, the alleged victim told Portland police intimate in-depth details of her claimed sexual encounter with the ex-Vice President.

In a comprehensive 73 page investigative report conducted by Portland Police Bureau in 2009 into an unnamed massage therapist's allegations that Gore made inappropriate and unwanted sexual contact at a hotel in October, 2006.



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Right now it's a he said / she said thing, but just bringing the term crazy sex poodle into the lexicon has been worth it.