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#490449 - 06/30/10 01:54 PM
Crazy Sex Poodle
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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I can't believe there has not been a whisper on here about this. The funniest story of the year so far. Quote:
In a bombshell new police report vindicating The ENQUIRER's world exclusive of the AL GORE SEX SCANDAL, the alleged victim told Portland police intimate in-depth details of her claimed sexual encounter with the ex-Vice President.
In a comprehensive 73 page investigative report conducted by Portland Police Bureau in 2009 into an unnamed massage therapist's allegations that Gore made inappropriate and unwanted sexual contact at a hotel in October, 2006.
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Right now it's a he said / she said thing, but just bringing the term crazy sex poodle into the lexicon has been worth it.
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#490451 - 06/30/10 03:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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She's bringing the evidence out soon. Check Drudge. Security video, semen, etc. I shouldn't be surprised since Algore & Tipper made their names on a moral crusade against music lyrics.
The timing of their divorce lends credence to the story. Unless all lmt's are blue dog democrats, I see a parade of harassed women in Al's future ala Tiger Woods.
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#490452 - 06/30/10 03:28 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
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Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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her voice sounds like a mexican transexual
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#490453 - 06/30/10 05:51 PM
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Registered: 06/22/07
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Highlights:
-Gore tried to get her to listen to Pink's anti-Bush song "Dear Mr President"
-he used the euphemism "release my chakra"
-her idiot liberal friends said to let the whole thing slide "otherwise the world will be destroyed from globnal warming"
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#490454 - 07/01/10 06:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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her voice sounds like a mexican transexual
Exactly, she is much too hideous to be a sex worker at a very expensive hotel like that. Gore was such a moron. He should have taken the Concierge aside and told them what he wanted. If he treated and tipped everyone correctly there would have never been another word said about this.
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#490456 - 07/01/10 11:42 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Al might well say "Bitch set me up" a al Marion B.
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#490457 - 07/01/10 11:55 AM
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Anonymous
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Nah. More like: "When Bubba does it, everybody Loves him. WTF?"
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#490460 - 07/01/10 05:34 PM
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^^^I hate to agree with Coke about anything, but he does have a point here. Factor in the unusual amount ($540.00 and it's plausible.
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#490462 - 07/21/10 10:20 AM
Re: Crazy Sex Poodle
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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BUMP Quote:
The ENQUIRER reports in an exclusive bombshell exclusive that police have investigated charges from TWO MORE WOMEN who claimed they were abused by former VP AL GORE!
The allegations come hot on the heels of an ongoing Portland, Ore., police investigation that reopened after The ENQUIRER exclusively revealed accusations by a licensed massage therapist who says Gore groped her in 2006.
The ENQUIRER recently uncovered shocking allegations, from two other massage therapists.
The first incident allegedly took place at a Beverly Hills
luxury hotel when Gore, 62, was in Hollywood to attend the Oscars in 2007.
The second reportedly occurred a year later at a hotel in Tokyo.
A Beverly Hills hotel source told The ENQUIRER:
"The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her.
"He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, 'Take care of THIS.'"
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Two more complaints? I see a sex abuse pattern starting. No wonder Tipper dumped him.
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#490464 - 07/22/10 05:49 AM
Re: Crazy Sex Poodle
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ahhhh, I forgot, he's your hero. Don't worry this just shows he has cravings like every man, but not the sophistication to troll whores with any sort competence.
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