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If you haven't so toasted your brain cells or pickled your liver that you some day attain the age of 65 and obtain Medicare coverage, then you will have LBJ and HHH to thank for extending your life.



So he's to blame for all the old people riding around on scooters? I'll be sure to thank him when I see him in Hell.


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Sirhan Sirhan was a teabagger type? Wow, you learn something new every day.



So was Oswald. Commies and Palestinian nationals practically invented teabagging.