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#490287 - 06/28/10 04:45 AM RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
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One of the first members of the Senate to warn us about the moronic fratboy cheerleader's reign of error and destruction has passed. The past ten years of his life were the ones during which he achieved true greatness. He will be remembered as being in the same class as Henry Clay, Black Dan Webster, Charles Sumner, Fighting Bob La Follette and his son Young Bob, Robert Wagner, Sr. Hugo Black, Alban Barkley, HST, JFK, LBJ, HHH, RFK, Wayne Morse, Ernest Greuning, Bill Fulbright, George McGovern, Bob Graham of Florida, Fighting Jim Webb of VA, and the current POTUS who is trying to clean up the mess left by the Cheney regency.

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#490288 - 06/28/10 05:35 AM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Don't forget ex <?> klan member and pork king. Not to mention filibustering the civil rights act. Other than that, stand up guy.

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#490289 - 06/28/10 07:47 AM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
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Registered: 11/23/04
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His classic impassioned plea for "the dawwwwwg" after the Michael Vick dogfighting scandal will live forever.

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#490290 - 06/28/10 09:01 AM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Glad to hear that RCB was on the side of the dog. Dubya and his controllers kinda Michael Vicked America for the duration of the last GOP administration.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (06/28/10 09:03 AM)

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#490291 - 06/28/10 09:47 AM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
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Registered: 12/17/09
Posts: 219
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He will be remembered as being in the same class as Henry Clay, Black Dan Webster, Charles Sumner...




All those guys were in the KKK, too?

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#490292 - 06/28/10 09:55 AM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
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He will be remembered as being in the same class as...HHH...and the current POTUS who is trying to clean up the mess left by the Cheney regency.




"HHH". Hunter Herst Helmsley?

I get the feeling that for all his "helping" of the current POTUS, Byrd still saw him as nothing more than an uppity nigger.

I wonder how many times he's had the pitchfork enema tickle by a literally endless supply of dark skinned chaps in the last 12 or so hours. Probably in the bottom part of a 69 with Dynamite Bob Chambliss (who you left out of great names Grand Dragon Byrd would rank up with). Just an oversight on your part, I'm sure.
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#490293 - 06/28/10 10:08 AM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
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Registered: 12/17/09
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He will be remembered as being in the same class as...HHH...and the current POTUS who is trying to clean up the mess left by the Cheney regency.




"HHH". Hunter Herst Helmsley?




Hubert Horatio Humphrey. Former Senator from MN and Vice President. Lost to Nixon in '68.

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#490294 - 06/28/10 11:01 AM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Don't correct Barry, Tony. You are evidently an intelligent conservative, but your mass base thinks of "HHH" in terms of Vince McMahon's phony spectacle, and you gotta stay in touch with the base, man.

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#490295 - 06/28/10 12:58 PM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
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Don't correct Barry, Tony. You are evidently an intelligent conservative, but your mass base thinks of "HHH" in terms of Vince McMahon's phony spectacle, and you gotta stay in touch with the base, man.




Oh, don't get your panties all in a bunch. It was funny. Lighten the fuck up. No one gives a shit that some "ex"- Kleagle is doing an employee evaluation with his Maker...not even you. But death makes even the worst of us (Klansman= worst of us) a saint.
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#490296 - 06/28/10 01:05 PM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
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He will be remembered as being in the same class as...HHH...and the current POTUS who is trying to clean up the mess left by the Cheney regency.




"HHH". Hunter Herst Helmsley?




Hubert Horatio Humphrey. Former Senator from MN and Vice President. Lost to Nixon in '68.




Comically enough, the McMahon HHH is more relevant to Los Estados Unitos (the Great Satan) than Hubert Humphrey ever was. I remember reading when Humphery died that one of his greatest regrets was that he had never gotten to fly on Air Force One. It's all about the trappings, no?

Hey, ivory. I'm curious. Was Humphrey one of those livin' in the Projects dems you were talking about? Like the Kennedy boys and LBJ?
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#490297 - 06/28/10 03:19 PM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
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If you haven't so toasted your brain cells or pickled your liver that you some day attain the age of 65 and obtain Medicare coverage, then you will have LBJ and HHH to thank for extending your life. The Kennedy boys faced down Khrushchev during the Cuban missile crisis while avoiding nuclear war. So you CAN thank them for your existence. Both Kennedys were murdered by teabagger types, they gave their lives for their country. You could do the same. Remember to go down the street, never across the tracks.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (06/28/10 03:20 PM)

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#490298 - 06/28/10 05:20 PM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
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Sirhan Sirhan was a teabagger type? Wow, you learn something new every day.
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#490299 - 06/28/10 06:47 PM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
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Registered: 12/17/09
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If you haven't so toasted your brain cells or pickled your liver that you some day attain the age of 65 and obtain Medicare coverage, then you will have LBJ and HHH to thank for extending your life.




So he's to blame for all the old people riding around on scooters? I'll be sure to thank him when I see him in Hell.


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Sirhan Sirhan was a teabagger type? Wow, you learn something new every day.




So was Oswald. Commies and Palestinian nationals practically invented teabagging.

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#490300 - 06/28/10 07:10 PM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Same personality types, different political agendas. Have always believed that under the psyche of an individual is far more likely to get one to the nub of the matter, than taking his rhetoric at face value All three examples involve personality types who are drawn to dubious causes through a paranoid mistrust of government due to their failure to comprehend what government actually does and does not do.

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#490301 - 06/28/10 10:47 PM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
Jack Speedman Offline
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Registered: 08/28/09
Posts: 79
Loc: Nevada, USA
He was great until he flipped and became a nigger lover! The Klan is celebrating that this traitor is dead.

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#490302 - 06/29/10 04:29 AM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
And this is because Dubya's Operation Fucken Disaster in Iraq was such a smooth operation?

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#490303 - 06/29/10 05:48 AM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Same personality types, different political agendas. Have always believed that under the psyche of an individual is far more likely to get one to the nub of the matter, than taking his rhetoric at face value All three examples involve personality types who are drawn to dubious causes through a paranoid mistrust of government due to their failure to comprehend what government actually does and does not do.




Yeah, who couldn't trust the government, they've always been forthright and transparent. They always work in the best interest of the people who elected them and never ever curry favor with special interests above the needs of their own constituents. That little thing of the President overstepping his legal authority to circumvent the constitution, who cares? That document is so old it just doesn't have any relevance any more.

We should all hand over our paychecks now so the government can decide exactly how much money it is appropriate for us to make. We need them to tell us weather we can be allowed to defend ourselves or our property, what kind of car we should be allowed to drive, or weather or not someone could even smoke a cigarette inside our own our homes. Thank you big government for micromanaging my life.

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#490304 - 06/29/10 09:32 AM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Same personality types, different political agendas. Have always believed that under the psyche of an individual is far more likely to get one to the nub of the matter, than taking his rhetoric at face value All three examples involve personality types who are drawn to dubious causes through a paranoid mistrust of government due to their failure to comprehend what government actually does and does not do.




But what about the clown that tried to snuff Wallace in '72? Hinckley? Chapman? The guy that killed the My Sister Sam sidekick? The Manson girl that waved a gun at Ford? The other gal who popped a round at Ford? They all had a paranoid distrust of the gubmint? Oswald was in Fair play for Cuba,but I think it was established that he was the single member. But assuming he was, how do you explain him popping a round at General Walker? No lib he. He was actually way off to the right. No, Oswald was a lone nut, the key phrase being "nut". All these people were pretty well established to be wackjob stalker types, but you must know something no one else does.Hinckley was trying get higher taxes instead of doing a Travis Bickle to impress Jodie Foster?

I'm not saying there's no such thing as politically based assassinations. Boothe was a perfect example, altho he certainly was also "look at me" mentality. The Puerto Ricans that tried to kill Truman were politically motivated, no doubt. But I'm sorry, most of the assassinations of political figures in this country have been lone nuts. Because that's what lone nuts do.

Now, just for fun, why don't you give us the names of Teabaggers who have popped a cap at a political figure. Just 5 names. It's a fairly big movements, so there must be at 5 who have resorted to violence. What are their names? If there aren't any, do you just know in your belly that they will? Is that Beckle and Oberman tell you? Or do you just know it? Is it an almost paranoid belief? I think we all know the answer, don't we?
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#490305 - 06/29/10 09:51 AM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Spare me the bullshit, Barry, there have been several would-be Oswalds scooped up by the Secret Service. I have personally seen Teabaggers on the cable TV news shows carrying firearms in proximity of the POTUS. IMO this POTUS is in grave danger from these loons.

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#490306 - 06/29/10 02:59 PM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
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Same personality types, different political agendas. Have always believed that under the psyche of an individual is far more likely to get one to the nub of the matter, than taking his rhetoric at face value All three examples involve personality types who are drawn to dubious causes through a paranoid mistrust of government due to their failure to comprehend what government actually does and does not do.





And if one of them had taken out Bush instead of JFK you would be bending over backwards like the focus of a gymnast gang bang defending them.
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#490307 - 06/29/10 05:27 PM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
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Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest


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Same personality types, different political agendas. Have always believed that under the psyche of an individual is far more likely to get one to the nub of the matter, than taking his rhetoric at face value All three examples involve personality types who are drawn to dubious causes through a paranoid mistrust of government due to their failure to comprehend what government actually does and does not do.





And if one of them had taken out Bush instead of JFK you would be bending over backwards like the focus of a gymnast gang bang defending them.




OK, we're past my comfort zone. When we start even joking about...well, that....I get kind of queasy. Always have. Banana republics, run secretly by evil CIA operatives who were also shareholders of United Fruit and had weekly pipe smoking sessions with the Dulles boys, do that kind of shit.

That said, maybe he would, maybe he wouldn't. He sees himself as slightly left- leaning, but has been posting some of the wildest silliness straight from KOS out there. We're a bit beyond slightly left- leaning here.

Of course, this could all be an Andy Kaufman- esque attempt to get some activity going on what has been a pretty quiet board since it truly went "uncensored"...meaning "heavily censored", of course. Porn Rule #2: Whoremasters lie.

Whoa, that was right the fuck from out of nowhere. I'd stopped whing about that months ago. Porn Rule #3: Whoremongers lie.
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#490308 - 06/29/10 05:44 PM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Posts: 8433
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Spare me the bullshit, Barry, there have been several would-be Oswalds scooped up by the Secret Service. I have personally seen Teabaggers on the cable TV news shows carrying firearms in proximity of the POTUS. IMO this POTUS is in grave danger from these loons.




Names, babe. I asked for names. If you couldn't provide them, or just knew you were full of shit, shut the fuck up. Names. Five names. Oh, by the way, for them to be a would- be Oswald, they have to be real threats. Not just some crank writing a letter. We've ALWAYS had those. The Secret Service scoops them up all the time. They have for years. It's a bigger gig than wearing sunglasses and earpieces.

I saw those same guys on the news. Douchebags all. No question about that. Were they detained too? I don't think they were, but I could be wrong. Some loop hole in the gun laws about open carrying versus concealed. At least as I recall it. Because it really bothered me (see previous post). Whatever side you're on, I think that kind of imagery (and let's face it...it was imagery) is damaging to the nation as a whole. We're not a fucking banana republic. We're the United Fucking States of America. And it better take a lot more than the shenanigans in DC at this point in history for us, as a group, to take up arms against each other. And if it's doesn't, then we deserve what we get.
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#490309 - 06/29/10 05:46 PM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
ivorenginedriver Offline
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I call bullshit on The Unknown Pervert. First, my level of education is sufficient for me to know that if GWB had been assassinated, then Cheney would have become POTUS , second Dubya's incompetence almost single-handedly rvived the Democratic party. Dubya was the gift that kept on giving.

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#490310 - 06/29/10 05:48 PM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Barry, I am not your research boy, and any time you want to step into my R/W and try to shut me, I suggest that you crack open another Bud instead.

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#490311 - 06/29/10 07:28 PM Re: RIP Robert Carlyle Byrd
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Barry, I am not your research boy, and any time you want to step into my R/W and try to shut me, I suggest that you crack open another Bud instead.




Cool! You're calling me out real time. That hasn't happened since the Yahoo! Clubs days. Now, I'm sure you're a mean motherfucker and all, but my fisticuff days are long behind me. It's something that 99 of 100 (see? I can make up numbers too) grow out come high school graduation. But being the peace loving prog you are, the minute someone tells you to "put up or shut up" when you're making up nonsense, you immediately turn into some Ed Norton/ Brad Pitt street fighting monster. Nice duality there. And here's the funniest part: You, all educated like you've been saying for the last 1/2 day now, made fun of me for making what was a lame yet comical WWE reference. Practically a caveman, I was. But it seems you're the wannabee tuffie. Beautiful.

Guy, it's time to put down the pipe and open the basement windows. Trent Lott and the ghost of Tom Selleck's career aren't waiting out there for you, tuffie. It's all a dream that comes from that pipe you're hitting.

I'll go pop another bud (not the beer) before a big strong Prius driving Interwebs powederpuff like you comes to git me. The "headsmash" dealy. Bwahahahahahahahaha. You've gotta be in Grade 5. Funny funny stuff. I like you, Ivory. You're OK.
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