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James, I like the way you think. Between me, you, Cleetus, Chickenmaster (and Zenman as an obvious figurehead), I think our philosophies could recreate Fascism within a week.

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A group known as the League of Human Dignity helped arrange for Deuel to be driven to a local livestock scale, where he could be weighed.

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Right, because it's so dignified to plop a fat ass bastard down on a big fucking scale where they weigh cows before they slaughter 'em. I wish the League for Human Dignity would have sold tickets to see the World's Fattest Living Bastard dropped by a construction crane on this scale, I would have bought one.

There is a reason why these Guiness records for fat people keep getting broken. In the good ol' days, we just let them die before they got that enormous.

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