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Harris said Deuel's care could cost millions of dollars, much of which the hospital may have to cover. Officials found a special ambulance, and hospital workers joined two beds to accommodate Deuel.

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I feel for the guy, but those millions could have been far better spend than on this him. And what the hell are they doing that costs millions of dollars?

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I dont. You would think at maybe 400,500 lbs. he would realize he's too heavy.

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Holy shit! He weighed 4 hundred thousand pounds?????

I'm only jokin'. I know, I know. It was a bad joke.

But I'm manic right now, so post some pics of Felix before I die of Felix withdrawl.

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If he's got a thyroid that almost doesn't work, that would be an excuse for hitting 500lbs.

Otherwise, $600 dollars is what people live on for one year in places like Burundi and Malawi. He's just a glutton, what he wants is hundreds of lives in food rations to basically be babysat into consuming less food.

Fuck paying for anything but having him put down like an animal, that's such selfish sloth for someone who lives in a dream-country and has the ability to be responsible for managing others, let alone function. people put on weight sometimes, a bad ankle or stressful job can be 50lbs-big deal. gorging yourself over decades while others starve means the only shots the public should have to pay for are SigSauer ones if he really can't control himself.

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A group known as the League of Human Dignity helped arrange for Deuel to be driven to a local livestock scale, where he could be weighed.

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James, I like the way you think. Between me, you, Cleetus, Chickenmaster (and Zenman as an obvious figurehead), I think our philosophies could recreate Fascism within a week.

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A group known as the League of Human Dignity helped arrange for Deuel to be driven to a local livestock scale, where he could be weighed.

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Right, because it's so dignified to plop a fat ass bastard down on a big fucking scale where they weigh cows before they slaughter 'em. I wish the League for Human Dignity would have sold tickets to see the World's Fattest Living Bastard dropped by a construction crane on this scale, I would have bought one.

There is a reason why these Guiness records for fat people keep getting broken. In the good ol' days, we just let them die before they got that enormous.

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I'm not that bad....well, other than my dream of stripping voting rights of the bottom 80% of society since they're frankly dangerously incapable of understanding anything important.bottom 10% can't hold down janitorial jobs, understand how credit cards work and how not to have 8 kids taken away by DYS---indentured servitude is a natural for them....if they can take care of themselves, they're out. if not, we get people who would end up in prison making motherboards at asian wages for a pillow and 2 squares(i don't want our morons obese)

seriously, next time they have some election coverage where the "common man" gets interviewed and gives some absurd statement about how he doesn't like taxes and how it's going to be tough for johnny to go to amherst someday, since he was the student of the week....in the rest of the world, that talent level related to population grades out as "probably having enough to eat until imprisoned by paranoid despot's goons". fuck entitlement.

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Fuck, where are my nitro pills?!?!?!!

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