"Hey, did you hear the one about the short, balding dude who has to pay to get laid and puts the scenes on the internet thus avoiding any real responsibility for over a decade?"

-- Yes. Yes, I have. In seemingly every post from some nitwits for weeks....er, months....er, years......YEARS!

Some would say the joke is starting to be on you. Not me, of course. Others. The ones who belly-laugh at your bon mots.